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cat jokes
Here are a few one-liners about cats:
A cat's way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Aquarium: interactive television for cats. Cat (n.) - small, four legged, fur-bearing extortionist. Cat's motto: make it look like the dog did it. Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns. Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know. Catscan: a very expensive way to find the missing hamster. Dogs come when called; cats have answering machines. Dogs think they're human. Cats wouldn't stoop that low. Human (n): useful domestic animal popular with cats. Leotard (n): a mentally-challenged lion. Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something. Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't she? Whoopee cushion? I don't have a... Oh no! You're sitting on my cat! Argo http://greenrealm.blogspot.com (a science fantasy) |
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