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I saw a B
I waz patrolink the basement and I saw a B way up in da seeling. i
want to eet the B after I play wiff it. Cinder Last thing I want. I wish I had bug spray. Unka John |
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I saw a B
Cinder u B karefulz, iffin dat fing stingz u u kan swell up realli big.
Piglet knowing this beclawz it happened to her. "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... I waz patrolink the basement and I saw a B way up in da seeling. i want to eet the B after I play wiff it. Cinder Last thing I want. I wish I had bug spray. Unka John |
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I saw a B
Bzzzz ar not flyzzzzz, effin tho the boff buzzzz.
Bzzzz bite, not flyzzzz' Uh... datz not kwite akkurit, Bzzzz zzzting! Datzzz wuizzizt !! -- Pitô.ônya "Granby" wrote in message ... Cinder u B karefulz, iffin dat fing stingz u u kan swell up realli big. Piglet knowing this beclawz it happened to her. "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... I waz patrolink the basement and I saw a B way up in da seeling. i want to eet the B after I play wiff it. Cinder Last thing I want. I wish I had bug spray. Unka John |
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I saw a B
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I saw a B
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Bzzzz ar not flyzzzzz, effin tho the boff buzzzz. Bzzzz bite, not flyzzzz' Uh... datz not kwite akkurit, Bzzzz zzzting! Datzzz wuizzizt !! B's are notz fun! I waz sittins in my bafroom, minding me ownd buzinez,when a b attackted me! It gotz in my furz, so I randed downstairz to try to gets it off me! I randed throu the libingroom, to the dinninroom and into the kitchen, and the b waz still on myownself, making b buzzin noices and tryings to sting me! Momma finallys caughted me and gotted the b offa me. I hadda take a long gnap after dat! Marble the Marbelous boy (human note: every spring I have an infestation of yellow jacket type bees in my upstairs bathroom. We have tried to exterminate them with no success. The cats, of course, are fascinated with them, and have been stung a few times. However, this is the first time I have heard a cat buzz! Marble came whipping down stairs, ran into the living room, through the dining room, into the kitchen and back again, frantically trying to get the bee off. I had to take a comb and pull it out of his fur, then I sent it to bee heaven. Marble now takes off when he hears a bee buzzing in the bathroom. G Poor guy!) |
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I saw a B
da soft sayz her iz glad iz juzta antz dat wanna lif here, Trudi
"Mishi" wrote in message ... Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: Bzzzz ar not flyzzzzz, effin tho the boff buzzzz. Bzzzz bite, not flyzzzz' Uh... datz not kwite akkurit, Bzzzz zzzting! Datzzz wuizzizt !! B's are notz fun! I waz sittins in my bafroom, minding me ownd buzinez,when a b attackted me! It gotz in my furz, so I randed downstairz to try to gets it off me! I randed throu the libingroom, to the dinninroom and into the kitchen, and the b waz still on myownself, making b buzzin noices and tryings to sting me! Momma finallys caughted me and gotted the b offa me. I hadda take a long gnap after dat! Marble the Marbelous boy (human note: every spring I have an infestation of yellow jacket type bees in my upstairs bathroom. We have tried to exterminate them with no success. The cats, of course, are fascinated with them, and have been stung a few times. However, this is the first time I have heard a cat buzz! Marble came whipping down stairs, ran into the living room, through the dining room, into the kitchen and back again, frantically trying to get the bee off. I had to take a comb and pull it out of his fur, then I sent it to bee heaven. Marble now takes off when he hears a bee buzzing in the bathroom. G Poor guy!) |
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I saw a B
Granddaughter wants you to see the FLY JOKE as she calls it.
See that fly upon the wall. Don't you have a home at all? Doesn't anyone love you fly? God loves you fly.... SPLAT Go to God! "Mishi" wrote in message ... Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: Bzzzz ar not flyzzzzz, effin tho the boff buzzzz. Bzzzz bite, not flyzzzz' Uh... datz not kwite akkurit, Bzzzz zzzting! Datzzz wuizzizt !! B's are notz fun! I waz sittins in my bafroom, minding me ownd buzinez,when a b attackted me! It gotz in my furz, so I randed downstairz to try to gets it off me! I randed throu the libingroom, to the dinninroom and into the kitchen, and the b waz still on myownself, making b buzzin noices and tryings to sting me! Momma finallys caughted me and gotted the b offa me. I hadda take a long gnap after dat! Marble the Marbelous boy (human note: every spring I have an infestation of yellow jacket type bees in my upstairs bathroom. We have tried to exterminate them with no success. The cats, of course, are fascinated with them, and have been stung a few times. However, this is the first time I have heard a cat buzz! Marble came whipping down stairs, ran into the living room, through the dining room, into the kitchen and back again, frantically trying to get the bee off. I had to take a comb and pull it out of his fur, then I sent it to bee heaven. Marble now takes off when he hears a bee buzzing in the bathroom. G Poor guy!) |
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I saw a B
So my 12 yr old daughter comes into the kitchen...
"Mom is it o.k. to kill a fly?" "Ofcourse." I answer. "With a rock?" "Allright..." "On the window?" Uh huh...yes she did...yes it did! Antee Sylvia "Granby" wrote in message ... Granddaughter wants you to see the FLY JOKE as she calls it. See that fly upon the wall. Don't you have a home at all? Doesn't anyone love you fly? God loves you fly.... SPLAT Go to God! "Mishi" wrote in message ... Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: Bzzzz ar not flyzzzzz, effin tho the boff buzzzz. Bzzzz bite, not flyzzzz' Uh... datz not kwite akkurit, Bzzzz zzzting! Datzzz wuizzizt !! B's are notz fun! I waz sittins in my bafroom, minding me ownd buzinez,when a b attackted me! It gotz in my furz, so I randed downstairz to try to gets it off me! I randed throu the libingroom, to the dinninroom and into the kitchen, and the b waz still on myownself, making b buzzin noices and tryings to sting me! Momma finallys caughted me and gotted the b offa me. I hadda take a long gnap after dat! Marble the Marbelous boy (human note: every spring I have an infestation of yellow jacket type bees in my upstairs bathroom. We have tried to exterminate them with no success. The cats, of course, are fascinated with them, and have been stung a few times. However, this is the first time I have heard a cat buzz! Marble came whipping down stairs, ran into the living room, through the dining room, into the kitchen and back again, frantically trying to get the bee off. I had to take a comb and pull it out of his fur, then I sent it to bee heaven. Marble now takes off when he hears a bee buzzing in the bathroom. G Poor guy!) |
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I saw a B
Mine Unca Ron (Pawpa Cory's layt bruffur) an' Pawpa hadda d*ggie naymed Alfalfa wen dem wuz hoomankittenz. Wun dae, Unca Ron wuz in da OWT, an' Alfalfa wuz awlsew in da OWT. Dere wuzza hornit'z nezt inna korner uf da howse ware da porch wuz "kinnecktid" tu da rest uf da howse. Unca Ron gottid a brillyunt ideermint... fill up a waddergun wif gasoleen an' kill da hornit'z nezt. Dinnot wurk... Tu mayk longlonglong storee short, d*ggee wuz stunged abowt a bazillyun tymez an' Grandmeowmie hadda tayk d*ggee tu TED beclawz Alfalfa'z throat swellt up shut an' poor d*ggee kulddint breef. TED sayfed Alfalfa'z lyfe. I fink Unca Ron had da wadder gun tooked aweigh. --- Onyx Dis is en eksellent illustrayshun as tu why da humins shud not be trusted to solf problims. Lucy |
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I saw a B
Ahhhaaa, the wonders of childhood.
"Sylvia M" wrote in message ... So my 12 yr old daughter comes into the kitchen... "Mom is it o.k. to kill a fly?" "Ofcourse." I answer. "With a rock?" "Allright..." "On the window?" Uh huh...yes she did...yes it did! Antee Sylvia "Granby" wrote in message ... Granddaughter wants you to see the FLY JOKE as she calls it. See that fly upon the wall. Don't you have a home at all? Doesn't anyone love you fly? God loves you fly.... SPLAT Go to God! "Mishi" wrote in message ... Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: Bzzzz ar not flyzzzzz, effin tho the boff buzzzz. Bzzzz bite, not flyzzzz' Uh... datz not kwite akkurit, Bzzzz zzzting! Datzzz wuizzizt !! B's are notz fun! I waz sittins in my bafroom, minding me ownd buzinez,when a b attackted me! It gotz in my furz, so I randed downstairz to try to gets it off me! I randed throu the libingroom, to the dinninroom and into the kitchen, and the b waz still on myownself, making b buzzin noices and tryings to sting me! Momma finallys caughted me and gotted the b offa me. I hadda take a long gnap after dat! Marble the Marbelous boy (human note: every spring I have an infestation of yellow jacket type bees in my upstairs bathroom. We have tried to exterminate them with no success. The cats, of course, are fascinated with them, and have been stung a few times. However, this is the first time I have heard a cat buzz! Marble came whipping down stairs, ran into the living room, through the dining room, into the kitchen and back again, frantically trying to get the bee off. I had to take a comb and pull it out of his fur, then I sent it to bee heaven. Marble now takes off when he hears a bee buzzing in the bathroom. G Poor guy!) |
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