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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!
MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust
dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz awf n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla .. meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat r fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt da nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz? Pa did mayke meowmie uh nise laytay n hym fylled da Myster Kawfee wast nite wif wadder. Hur WUZ gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no wadder, hur kant doo dat n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. Wen da dam wadder komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank fing fur flushing. O, g ezz wat? ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur dat. Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, n da floar tew n meowmie kleened et awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad wiff meh. Nope Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room cuz Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, n awl 4 uff usses gotted da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot dat dum TED iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl. Hur syde hurtz herownself bad cuz hur finks hur mite hab pulled uh mussel wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh rib, et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie. Dat wadder bedder git fyxed n bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder. Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at hur n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks... Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!! Mosey |
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!! gnot no moar it int.
Nebber mynd..aftur 3 anna haf owrz, et iz fynully bak on. Luffs Mosey
MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz awf n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla .. meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat r fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt da nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz? Pa did mayke meowmie uh nise laytay n hym fylled da Myster Kawfee wast nite wif wadder. Hur WUZ gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no wadder, hur kant doo dat n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. Wen da dam wadder komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank fing fur flushing. O, g ezz wat? ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur dat. Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, n da floar tew n meowmie kleened et awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad wiff meh. Nope Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room cuz Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, n awl 4 uff usses gotted da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot dat dum TED iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl. Hur syde hurtz herownself bad cuz hur finks hur mite hab pulled uh mussel wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh rib, et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie. Dat wadder bedder git fyxed n bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder. Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at hur n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks... Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!! Mosey |
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!
Mosey =^..^= wrote:
MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz awf n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla .. meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat r fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt da nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz? Pa did mayke meowmie uh nise laytay n hym fylled da Myster Kawfee wast nite wif wadder. Hur WUZ gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no wadder, hur kant doo dat n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. Wen da dam wadder komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank fing fur flushing. O, g ezz wat? ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur dat. Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, n da floar tew n meowmie kleened et awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad wiff meh. Nope Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room cuz Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, n awl 4 uff usses gotted da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot dat dum TED iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl. Hur syde hurtz herownself bad cuz hur finks hur mite hab pulled uh mussel wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh rib, et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie. Dat wadder bedder git fyxed n bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder. Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at hur n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks... Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!! Mosey Pore meomie. We finka anoder strm iz comin. Dat chang in presur iz wot maks da bons hurt. Hopin shee fels betr sun. TuTu |
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!
On Fri, 6 May 2011 15:46:41 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote: MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz awf n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla .. meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat r fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt da nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz? Pa did mayke meowmie uh nise laytay n hym fylled da Myster Kawfee wast nite wif wadder. Hur WUZ gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no wadder, hur kant doo dat n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. Wen da dam wadder komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank fing fur flushing. O, g ezz wat? ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur dat. Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, n da floar tew n meowmie kleened et awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad wiff meh. Nope Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room cuz Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, n awl 4 uff usses gotted da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot dat dum TED iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl. Hur syde hurtz herownself bad cuz hur finks hur mite hab pulled uh mussel wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh rib, et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie. Dat wadder bedder git fyxed n bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder. Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at hur n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks... Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!! Mosey NO WADDER! dat jist innt fair! dey ar suppozed ta telz yu win dey du fings wike dat! da onliest wadder ai needz iz inna mai wadder bole. butted mai hooman littur bocks uzez lotsa wadder, anna he uzez wadder fur da ofer tingz da saim waiz dat yu doez ai hopes dat dey fix da wadder real suun fur yu! ai am glad dat yu haz sum wadder on yur hands, just fur dais liek dis. at least yur kittehs haz enuff wadder tu drinks...fur awhile, ennywaiz lorili |
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!
Mosey snipped da MRRRRRRRRT!!
Pore meomie. We finka anoder strm iz comin. Dat chang in presur iz wot maks da bons hurt. Hopin shee fels betr sun. TuTu Yoo gotz anoder strm comin..datz gnot rite. Nope. Fank yew fur yer gud wisshus fur mai meomie n ai hoap yew n yer meomie kan keap warm. Mosey |
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!
Mosey =^..^= shredded da MRRRT NO WADDER! dat jist innt fair! dey ar suppozed ta telz yu win dey du fings wike dat! Dey sayed dey dint gnow..rite..wike ai beeleev dat. da onliest wadder ai needz iz inna mai wadder bole. Sayme heer butted mai hooman littur bocks uzez lotsa wadder, anna he uzez wadder fur da ofer tingz da saim waiz dat yu doez Yer hoomin iz smart wike owrz. Pa fylled u hiz bafftub en kase et goze owt ugin. ai hopes dat dey fix da wadder real suun fur yu! Et unlee taked dem 3 anna haff howrz tew fyx da problum. ai am glad dat yu haz sum wadder on yur hands, just fur dais liek dis. at least yur kittehs haz enuff wadder tu drinks...fur awhile, ennywaiz lorili yeUP, yew iz rite ubaowt dem fingz lorili, fank yerownself. Mosey |
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Happee Meowmiez Dai Mae 8
Diz Sundai, Mae 8 iz Meomiez Dai n wee wunna wish awl da hoomin meowmiez uh
Happee Meomiez Dai cuz yew luffs usses n r sew gud tew usses n tayke sutch gud kare uff usses. Y ew kan put yerown messuge heer fur yerown meomie. Wee luffs owr own Meowmie Kyla sew mutch 3 Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs, *nosepoinks* n luffs Mosey, Sqweex, PookyKat n Pipps |
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Happee Meowmiez Dai Mae 8
ok den owrz soft iza purtee gud hoomin, OEJ fur her howze, wif herown paw
ofur storrmmees mowf "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Diz Sundai, Mae 8 iz Meomiez Dai n wee wunna wish awl da hoomin meowmiez uh Happee Meomiez Dai cuz yew luffs usses n r sew gud tew usses n tayke sutch gud kare uff usses. Y ew kan put yerown messuge heer fur yerown meomie. Wee luffs owr own Meowmie Kyla sew mutch 3 Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrs, *nosepoinks* n luffs Mosey, Sqweex, PookyKat n Pipps |
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!
On May 7, 12:24*am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf)
wrote: On Fri, 6 May 2011 15:46:41 -0700, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote: MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! *Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. *Sew Ma kalled da manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz awf n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla .. meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. *Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat r fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt da nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz? Pa did mayke meowmie uh *nise laytay n hym *fylled *da Myster Kawfee wast nite wif wadder. Hur WUZ *gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no wadder, hur kant doo dat *n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. *Wen da dam wadder komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank *fing fur flushing. O, g ezz wat? *ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur dat. Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, *n da floar tew *n meowmie kleened et awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad wiff meh. Nope Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room cuz Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, *n *awl 4 *uff usses gotted da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot dat dum TED *iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl. Hur syde hurtz herownself bad *cuz hur finks hur mite hab *pulled uh mussel wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh rib, et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie. Dat wadder *bedder git *fyxed n *bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder. Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at hur n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks... Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!! Mosey NO WADDER! dat jist innt fair! dey ar suppozed ta telz yu win dey du fings wike dat! da onliest wadder ai needz iz inna mai wadder bole. butted mai hooman littur bocks uzez lotsa wadder, anna he uzez wadder fur da ofer tingz da saim waiz dat yu doez ai hopes dat dey fix da wadder real suun fur yu! ai am glad dat yu haz sum wadder on yur hands, just fur dais liek dis. at least yur kittehs haz enuff wadder tu drinks...fur awhile, ennywaiz lorili- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Mine meowmie brotted hoam a gnu wittur bocks fing dat sets on top ob da hoomin toywet. Watsup wid dat ai wundring. MeOwy |
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Owr Wadder Iz OFF!!!
uh oh, OEJ
"MeOwy" wrote in message ... On May 7, 12:24 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf) wrote: On Fri, 6 May 2011 15:46:41 -0700, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote: MRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! Ubaowt 3 howrz ugo, Pa wint tew rinse awf da brekfust dishus but dere wuz NO wadder koming owt uff da fawsit. Sew Ma kalled da manugur on da fone fingy, aftur kalling sum uff owr nayburz, hoo dint effen gnow et wuz awf eethur, n da mgr sayed tew Ma dat 'dey gnow da wadder iz awf n dey r wurking on fyxing et' bla bla bla .. meowmie iz sew mad at diz preedikumint. Dey hab 2 Pur wadder pitchurz dat r fyled up wif gud wadder fur drimking, n uh gallun jug tew, but wat ubaowt da nayburz hoo dunt hab doze fingz? Pa did mayke meowmie uh nise laytay n hym fylled da Myster Kawfee wast nite wif wadder. Hur WUZ gunna warsh uh lode uf towelz in da noo warsher but wiff no wadder, hur kant doo dat n hur kant tayke uh showur eethur. Wen da dam wadder komez bak on, Pa wyl fyl up hiz bafftub tew put en dere doodle tank fing fur flushing. O, g ezz wat? ai dunt hab te tayke inny moar ANtie Biotix..WOO HOO fur dat. Wast nite ai hurked awl mai kanned chikkm dinner awl ovur uh Pink Floyd beech towel, wich iz on mai chayer, n da floar tew n meowmie kleened et awl up n wuz wurried ubaowt meh, but ai mmmm fyne gnow. Hur dint git mad wiff meh. Nope Pore Meowmie hadda git up at 2 o klok tew kleen upp owr doodlebox room cuz Pa dint do et wast nite befur hym wint tew bed, n awl 4 uff usses gotted da erm runz frum da fiber dat TED sed wuz umkay tew gib usses awl...idiot dat dum TED iz, n meowmie dint gib usses mutch fiber at awl. Hur syde hurtz herownself bad cuz hur finks hur mite hab pulled uh mussel wen dey did da trash on Wed nite...hur sez et feals wike hur braked uh rib, et hurtz hur sew bad..pore meowmie. Dat wadder bedder git fyxed n bak on sune or dere wyl beh lotza mad hoominz heer. Dey is awl old hoominz dat liv heer, n dey nead da wadder. Gnow, Ma iz gonna go tayke uh nap, n ai fink ai wyl joyne hur n purr at hur n trai n kalm hur down wif sum nosepoinks... Mad MRRRRRRRRRRRRRTz uhbaowt da wadder!!! Mosey NO WADDER! dat jist innt fair! dey ar suppozed ta telz yu win dey du fings wike dat! da onliest wadder ai needz iz inna mai wadder bole. butted mai hooman littur bocks uzez lotsa wadder, anna he uzez wadder fur da ofer tingz da saim waiz dat yu doez ai hopes dat dey fix da wadder real suun fur yu! ai am glad dat yu haz sum wadder on yur hands, just fur dais liek dis. at least yur kittehs haz enuff wadder tu drinks...fur awhile, ennywaiz lorili- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Mine meowmie brotted hoam a gnu wittur bocks fing dat sets on top ob da hoomin toywet. Watsup wid dat ai wundring. MeOwy |
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