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Hoomin Hobbies
Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width intended for sheers .... and a large black cat. Cheryl |
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Yes, I helpz Meowmie wif herown hobbiez, too. One hobby I had to make hur
stop. She uzed to do "needulwerk" stufz, but when I fownded owt dat it wuz hertin herown eyez, I made her stop by attackin da badbad thredz an uther stufz she uzed fur it. Itz amazin how mennee greeblingz dere iz in hoomin hobby materiulz. Now I iz tryin to make her stop doin stufz on da pooter eksept fur owrown korryspondintz, kuz dat bovverz herown eyez, too. I gitz rite in herown face an tell her to juss take kare uv da kitty stufz an den git offa da pooter. So far she iznt gittin da messij. Sundance "Cheryl P." wrote in message ... Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width intended for sheers .... and a large black cat. Cheryl |
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OwerownMeowmie haz sum hoppeez lyke doze wons. She gots a liddle hook-
fingy dat caches yarns, anna da yarns always raps rownd her fingers, sew I helps by bitin' da yarns off. Sumtymes her usses paynts to mayke pickshurs. Midnite helps wif dat--she tunrs herowntayle intew a payntbrush, an' paynts walls anna kurtins anna floors fur Meowmie. We alluvusses helpf wif da baykin' tew, specially tasin' da stuffs dat kumes outta da offen, and' rollin' da kookeez onna da floor tew see iffn dey will bounze. Meowmie ses wealluvusses er furry helpful, den she gifs usses speshul treets anna lets us gow intew da bedrum wif da door klowsed sew she kin finish all by her lonesum. -- PacoBell, the helpfullest kitty of all. |
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Hihi diz iz O. T. anna you ken dekorate da liffink room wif da yarnz. Jus
grab da end and run under efferthink you ken. It looks realli gud anna when da hooman komes in and dey squealz wif delite. Da gramby duz what deyu kallz refinish furniturez, yu kno where we skratchez it and den dey takez all da paint off and putz more on. Herself jus duzent preciate catart. "Cheryl P." wrote in message ... Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width intended for sheers .... and a large black cat. Cheryl |
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Weze sitz on meowmiez kwilting. Den she had ta wash an steel ar furs off
efuryting dat she was sendin fur presntz. Weze voted to haf hur send da furz as a gift, but she didn't listen. Booker Cheryl P. wrote: Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width intended for sheers .... and a large black cat. Cheryl |
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Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they
shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful Mine Paw likez to try to write stuffz on himz laptop, an I helpz him out by sitting on himz lap and walking on himz keyboard. An Meowmie somestimez duz some nitting, an I helpz by beating her yarns into submission. Harri |
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On Dec 30, 2:47 pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful An Meowmie somestimez duz some nitting, an I helpz by beating her yarns into submission. Harri Chooin yarn issa furry furry danjurus to do. Iffn you swallow enny ovit, yu mite hasta bisit TeD. Ennywayz, nittin is a furry yoosful hobbiez. My Meowmy maked a bed for mine sisfur Jasmin, whoze allatime kold, anna blankies fur mineownsef an mine sisfur Leia, an she eben maked SWEDDERS fur da 2 dumdogz so dey duzzin't freez to def out inna snowmonsters (whusomever heered of dogz warin swedders? dey luk ridikulus) Alla dis to say dat a nittin hobby gotz benefits fur usses, da main wun beein dat a peeple hoo is nittin, is sittin. Dat makes a lap fur usses. Timmie Eggspurt nitter |
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On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:22:44 -0330, Cheryl P.'s nimble, little paws
typed: Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width intended for sheers .... and a large black cat. Cheryl My hooman sews too, buttid I'ze a liddle kitty an can't jump up on da sewink kabinet to inspekt da fabrik an toolz... Howeffur, it duz produce skweelz ov delite if'n a kitty walkz on da foot-pedal fingy... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 12/31/2007 10:53:45 PM |
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Dat futz pedal fingy can kauze ur hooman to say bad fings. I did dat onzt
andpinched myown futz when it wentz down. Won do dat again. "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:22:44 -0330, Cheryl P.'s nimble, little paws typed: Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width intended for sheers .... and a large black cat. Cheryl My hooman sews too, buttid I'ze a liddle kitty an can't jump up on da sewink kabinet to inspekt da fabrik an toolz... Howeffur, it duz produce skweelz ov delite if'n a kitty walkz on da foot-pedal fingy... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 12/31/2007 10:53:45 PM |
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by da wayz, diz iz me O. T. dat got kautted by da futz pedal fingie.
"Granby" wrote in message ... Dat futz pedal fingy can kauze ur hooman to say bad fings. I did dat onzt andpinched myown futz when it wentz down. Won do dat again. "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:22:44 -0330, Cheryl P.'s nimble, little paws typed: Meomie finds lots fings tu du that duznt invovle cats (or she finks they shudnt, fur sum reeson) called 'hobbies'. Resently, thu hobby wuz nittin, wat I wuz abul tu help her wif by chooin off thu yarn fur her, an she mite git bak tu that. Now shez helpin a fren whoo jus moved intu a noo house by sewin kurtains, an I iz helpin hur by holdin thu faburrik inna playce. Eny othur cats helpful wif hobbies? Sam the effur-useful sigh Metres and metres of billowing white lace in the extra-wide width intended for sheers .... and a large black cat. Cheryl My hooman sews too, buttid I'ze a liddle kitty an can't jump up on da sewink kabinet to inspekt da fabrik an toolz... Howeffur, it duz produce skweelz ov delite if'n a kitty walkz on da foot-pedal fingy... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 12/31/2007 10:53:45 PM |
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