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  #11  
Old May 11th 12, 10:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:05:52 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

oej blushes to the tips of her whiskers and smiles, why dat wuld be
nize, duz ursef wantsa share deze eggz? OEJ


Oh yes, fangu. An I'z gotz lots of bacum left dat wez could share. An
some creme.

STTom
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Old May 11th 12, 10:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund and
sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:05:52 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

oej blushes to the tips of her whiskers and smiles, why dat wuld be
nize, duz ursef wantsa share deze eggz? OEJ


Oh yes, fangu. An I'z gotz lots of bacum left dat wez could share. An
some creme.

STTom



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Old May 11th 12, 10:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund
and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ


Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so
we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to
get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda
hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes.

An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky
faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live in
howzes will haf places to get water.

But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time
fur a bacation!

How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an dat
made all da aminals sad.

STTom
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Old May 11th 12, 11:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ted sayz i iz dowin purtee gud but i hasta take twu pillz a day now, she
sayz diz shuld fix mine thyroid anna i should be ok fura long time yet, owrz
new howze iz beree kule 'cept dat da vynelz floorz sidez wiffa hoominz, it
letz den clean up hurkez anna hairz ezilee anna it awso letz dem katch uses
zer awso...

diz porter idermint iz beree kule, OEJ
"Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund
and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ


Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so
we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to
get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda
hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes.

An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky
faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live in
howzes will haf places to get water.

But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time
fur a bacation!

How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an dat
made all da aminals sad.

STTom



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Old May 12th 12, 05:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Ranger McDude"

On Fri, 11 May 2012 08:32:29 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Lizzy jumps up and down excitedly, dere iza plaze hear here kalled
moonshine, it haza a kampink groun anna a lake full of fishies.


Is dat da one in Martinsville? Dat looks inneresting.


Ranger
liking the idea of a Moonburger


Ooo, dat saownz gudgud Ranger.
ai hab nebur had uh Moonburger.
arr dey nommy?
ai wud wike sum nip fryz n uh nip shayk wif myne.

Pipps --stravin'
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Old May 12th 12, 05:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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A small jet-powered helicopter flies high over the central Illinois
countryside. A portly orange tabby girlcat is at the controls, with an
equally portly orange boycat in the right seat. Both watch out the
windows, seeing the flat land covered with small farms and an occasional
small town roll past below them. When they cross a busy interstate
highway the boycat consults a navigation chart. As he sees that they are
getting close to the Illinois/Indiana state line he says "I fink we'z
getting close, Harri". The pilot cat flips a switch on the control panel
and as the engine noise drops to almost nothing she says "Ok, OT, we're
in silent mode now. Let's drop down and see if we can spot the place."

Harri snaps the chopper inverted and pulls on the stick until they're
dropping straight down. At a very low altitude she pulls on the stick
again and levels off, and OT can be heard gulping loudly.

OT spots a large stand of trees and points, and Harri guides the chopper
to the indicated area. Below them the two cats see a large wood of
deciduous trees and bushes with a lovely meadow in an opening near the
middle. A smaller clearing nearby is just the right size to land the
chopper, so that's where Harri heads. They touch down and shut off the
engine, then Harri hops lightly out of the cockpit and OT climbs shakily
to the ground then sits down. "Boy, Harri, dis is a purrty place, and I
smell flowers." Harri comes and sits beside him. "Yep, it is purrty. And
I smell doze fowlers too. And I smell... could it be... YES! BACON! I
smell BACON!"

Harri leaps to her paws and dashes off towards the larger clearing. OT
sighs softly and trots after her.

When Harri reaches the larger clearing she sees a large tent on the far
side of the clearing, large enough to house at least a dozen cats. The
screened windows are open and the walls of the tent ripple gently in the
breeze. Patches of bright yellow and pink flowers in the clearing also
wave in time with the tent walls. Next to the big tent is another tent of
strange construction, with another patch of meadow visible through it.
Harri then notices a shade canopy erected over a full camp kitchen.
Amelia is at the stove, just transferring a batch of crisp bacon strips
from a frying pan to a warming tray. Next to the warming tray of bacon is
one loaded with scrambled eggs, one with toast, one with waffles, and a
cooler full of creme.

"Amelia, youz just in time. I'z would like a bigbig bunch of dat bacon
and big bowl of creme fur me an OT. OT, you wants some eggz too?"

Amelia huffs and snorts, then prepares a couple of plates with bacon and
eggs and waves for Harri to come get them.

Amelia: "Here, you two can find a seat in the meadow, or you can sit in
the meadow in Catifurnia."

Harri: "Catifurnia is a long trip even in the caticopter, grumpybutt."

Amelia: "Didn't look around before you started hollering for food, did
you? See that canvas frame beside my tent? That's a static teleporter,
open to a meadow in the mountains just east of Cleopatra's estate in
Catifurnia. Sammy and Ranger are over in that meadow."

Harri and OT grab their plates and wander over to the teleporter and look
through. On the Catifurnia side of the portal Sammy and Ranger have
cushions spread the meadow, and appear to have just settled down for a
nap.


Pipps ports in and says hi to her friends and goes over to where Ranger is
napping out and tries to wake him up..
without any luck. BOSH she says..and goes over and helps herself to some
bacon and eggs, and a muffin.
She sits down with her friends and enjoys the beautiful day with them and
soon Ranger wakes up and....

  #17  
Old May 15th 12, 11:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Short-Tailed Tom
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 17:05:36 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

ted sayz i iz dowin purtee gud but i hasta take twu pillz a day now, she
sayz diz shuld fix mine thyroid anna i should be ok fura long time yet,
owrz new howze iz beree kule 'cept dat da vynelz floorz sidez wiffa
hoominz, it letz den clean up hurkez anna hairz ezilee anna it awso letz
dem katch uses zer awso...

diz porter idermint iz beree kule, OEJ


I iz glad to hear dat you is doing well. Not hafing hoomins I don't haf
to worry bout being given pills, but I would fink dat it wouldn't be
tootoo bad long as it makez you feel betterer.

Iz too bad bout da floors, dough. Carpets is gud cuz it's harder to clean
up when a kitty hurks!

An yes, I really like 'porter arrangement.

STTom
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund
and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ


Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so
we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to
get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda
hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes.

An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky
faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live
in howzes will haf places to get water.

But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time
fur a bacation!

How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an
dat made all da aminals sad.

STTom


  #18  
Old May 16th 12, 04:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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i likez gettin mine pillz anna i sumtimez hasta wake soft up to get dem,
when furree wuz dowin it i woked him up awso, but now beclawz him getted
stroked him can't get me da pill anna mine mowf opin, i sure hope himz getz
betterer beclawz himz duzit qwiker dan da soft...

mine momcat teeched me howto lif wifowt hoominz beclawz she didnt truzt too
manee of dem, but az long az deze hoominz iz here i willz keep dem, dey iz
twained purtee gud...

duz ursef supoze ursef will efur trwta twain sum hoominz?

we can eat dinner on da side wiz on den we kan haffa deezert onna ofur side
ifin ursef likez, OEJ
"Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 17:05:36 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

ted sayz i iz dowin purtee gud but i hasta take twu pillz a day now, she
sayz diz shuld fix mine thyroid anna i should be ok fura long time yet,
owrz new howze iz beree kule 'cept dat da vynelz floorz sidez wiffa
hoominz, it letz den clean up hurkez anna hairz ezilee anna it awso letz
dem katch uses zer awso...

diz porter idermint iz beree kule, OEJ


I iz glad to hear dat you is doing well. Not hafing hoomins I don't haf
to worry bout being given pills, but I would fink dat it wouldn't be
tootoo bad long as it makez you feel betterer.

Iz too bad bout da floors, dough. Carpets is gud cuz it's harder to clean
up when a kitty hurks!

An yes, I really like 'porter arrangement.

STTom
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund
and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ

Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so
we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to
get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda
hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes.

An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky
faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live
in howzes will haf places to get water.

But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time
fur a bacation!

How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an
dat made all da aminals sad.

STTom




  #19  
Old May 16th 12, 08:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Wed, 16 May 2012 10:00:41 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

i likez gettin mine pillz anna i sumtimez hasta wake soft up to get dem,
when furree wuz dowin it i woked him up awso, but now beclawz him getted
stroked him can't get me da pill anna mine mowf opin, i sure hope himz
getz betterer beclawz himz duzit qwiker dan da soft...


Da Highland kitties tolded me the same fing. Certain hoomins duz certains
fings betterer. It's just hard sometimes to figger out which hoomins is
gud at what fings.

duz ursef supoze ursef will efur trwta twain sum hoominz?


Prolly not. Da area where I lifs is a purrty rough area, and dere isn't
many cat-loving hoomins round here. But dat's ok - I gots lots of places
where I get shelter, and lots of places fur fudz, and lots of friends. So
I'z will prolly stay a hoominless kitty. Unless da Highland kitties move
back to Highland!

we can eat dinner on da side wiz on den we kan haffa deezert onna ofur
side ifin ursef likez, OEJ


Ooh, I would like dat!

STTom
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Old May 16th 12, 11:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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what duz ursef spoze iza derzert? i didunt see dat, i hope itz sumfin wiffa
nip anna kreme, OEJ
"Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 May 2012 10:00:41 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

i likez gettin mine pillz anna i sumtimez hasta wake soft up to get dem,
when furree wuz dowin it i woked him up awso, but now beclawz him getted
stroked him can't get me da pill anna mine mowf opin, i sure hope himz
getz betterer beclawz himz duzit qwiker dan da soft...


Da Highland kitties tolded me the same fing. Certain hoomins duz certains
fings betterer. It's just hard sometimes to figger out which hoomins is
gud at what fings.

duz ursef supoze ursef will efur trwta twain sum hoominz?


Prolly not. Da area where I lifs is a purrty rough area, and dere isn't
many cat-loving hoomins round here. But dat's ok - I gots lots of places
where I get shelter, and lots of places fur fudz, and lots of friends. So
I'z will prolly stay a hoominless kitty. Unless da Highland kitties move
back to Highland!

we can eat dinner on da side wiz on den we kan haffa deezert onna ofur
side ifin ursef likez, OEJ


Ooh, I would like dat!

STTom



 




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