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A CAt Will become Our President in 2008
"cybercat" wrote in message
... "CatNipped" wrote Well, you've got me there. Anyone can tell that I am severely lacking in that department. Not hardly! For some people, it's only ever humor when the joke is on the other person. Then there are people like you (and, humbly, me) who can laugh at ourselves (in fact I find I'm the funniest creature to ever slapstick my way through life). -- Well, hey, doll, how have you been?! (I must admit that I, like you, also crack myself up. My dad was like that--the funniest thing about when he told a joke was the way he cracked up when he did.) I've been working hard getting more BS web sites published to that vast wasteland we call the internet - the nerve of my boss actually asking that I *DO* something for the money he gives me! ; What is happening with your kitties? I pop in over there in Stepford land every now and then, but have not today. You are missed over here, wish you would post more. Bandit's going downhill lately - she's becoming blind, which the latest in a series of vets says may be caused by a tumor on the front underside of her brain. I would say she's also becoming senile, but she's always been crazy. I shouldn't laugh, but she's so mean she beats herself up... Since she's having trouble seeing, her flicking tail will slap her in the side of her head and she doesn't realize it's her own tail. She'll starting yowling and slapping at it, and the more perturbed she gets the harder the tail flicks and the the harder the tail flicks the more perturbed it makes her! All the other kitties are fine. Sammy is now tipping the scales at 17 pounds!!!! We call her the Incredible Bulk (or Samazon, or Catzilla, or just Wide Load for short). Here are some pictures with Jessie (who is a average sized cat at 7.5 pounds). I haven't been posting here because of the nonsense. I don't mind the off topic posts, the flame wars, or even the "please advise, my cat's leg is hanging by a thread" stupidity - but the inanity has become mind numbing and just too voluminous to bother wading through (don't you love it when Barry and NMR start one of their mutual masterbation threads??!). Hugs, CatNipped Inviato da X-Privat.Org - Registrazione gratuita http://www.x-privat.org/join.php |
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"CatNipped" wrote in message
... "cybercat" wrote in message ... "CatNipped" wrote Well, you've got me there. Anyone can tell that I am severely lacking in that department. Not hardly! For some people, it's only ever humor when the joke is on the other person. Then there are people like you (and, humbly, me) who can laugh at ourselves (in fact I find I'm the funniest creature to ever slapstick my way through life). -- Well, hey, doll, how have you been?! (I must admit that I, like you, also crack myself up. My dad was like that--the funniest thing about when he told a joke was the way he cracked up when he did.) I've been working hard getting more BS web sites published to that vast wasteland we call the internet - the nerve of my boss actually asking that I *DO* something for the money he gives me! ; What is happening with your kitties? I pop in over there in Stepford land every now and then, but have not today. You are missed over here, wish you would post more. Bandit's going downhill lately - she's becoming blind, which the latest in a series of vets says may be caused by a tumor on the front underside of her brain. I would say she's also becoming senile, but she's always been crazy. I shouldn't laugh, but she's so mean she beats herself up... Since she's having trouble seeing, her flicking tail will slap her in the side of her head and she doesn't realize it's her own tail. She'll starting yowling and slapping at it, and the more perturbed she gets the harder the tail flicks and the the harder the tail flicks the more perturbed it makes her! All the other kitties are fine. Sammy is now tipping the scales at 17 pounds!!!! We call her the Incredible Bulk (or Samazon, or Catzilla, or just Wide Load for short). Here are some pictures with Jessie (who is a average sized cat at 7.5 pounds). Oops, forgot the link... http://www.possibleplaces.com/CatNipped/Jessie17/ Hugs, CatNipped I haven't been posting here because of the nonsense. I don't mind the off topic posts, the flame wars, or even the "please advise, my cat's leg is hanging by a thread" stupidity - but the inanity has become mind numbing and just too voluminous to bother wading through (don't you love it when Barry and NMR start one of their mutual masterbation threads??!). Hugs, CatNipped Inviato da X-Privat.Org - Registrazione gratuita http://www.x-privat.org/join.php |
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this is a nasty place
no place for a lady to hang out welcome back for the evening SO glad you could stop by and bleed on us CatNipped wrote: "cybercat" wrote in message ... "CatNipped" wrote Well, you've got me there. Anyone can tell that I am severely lacking in that department. Not hardly! For some people, it's only ever humor when the joke is on the other person. Then there are people like you (and, humbly, me) who can laugh at ourselves (in fact I find I'm the funniest creature to ever slapstick my way through life). -- Well, hey, doll, how have you been?! (I must admit that I, like you, also crack myself up. My dad was like that--the funniest thing about when he told a joke was the way he cracked up when he did.) I've been working hard getting more BS web sites published to that vast wasteland we call the internet - the nerve of my boss actually asking that I *DO* something for the money he gives me! ; What is happening with your kitties? I pop in over there in Stepford land every now and then, but have not today. You are missed over here, wish you would post more. Bandit's going downhill lately - she's becoming blind, which the latest in a series of vets says may be caused by a tumor on the front underside of her brain. I would say she's also becoming senile, but she's always been crazy. I shouldn't laugh, but she's so mean she beats herself up... Since she's having trouble seeing, her flicking tail will slap her in the side of her head and she doesn't realize it's her own tail. She'll starting yowling and slapping at it, and the more perturbed she gets the harder the tail flicks and the the harder the tail flicks the more perturbed it makes her! All the other kitties are fine. Sammy is now tipping the scales at 17 pounds!!!! We call her the Incredible Bulk (or Samazon, or Catzilla, or just Wide Load for short). Here are some pictures with Jessie (who is a average sized cat at 7.5 pounds). I haven't been posting here because of the nonsense. I don't mind the off topic posts, the flame wars, or even the "please advise, my cat's leg is hanging by a thread" stupidity - but the inanity has become mind numbing and just too voluminous to bother wading through (don't you love it when Barry and NMR start one of their mutual masterbation threads??!). Hugs, CatNipped Inviato da X-Privat.Org - Registrazione gratuita http://www.x-privat.org/join.php |
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"Juice" wrote in message
oups.com... this is a nasty place no place for a lady to hang out welcome back for the evening SO glad you could stop by and bleed on us LOL! Hi Barry, brought the K-Y? ; -- Hugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ CatNipped wrote: "cybercat" wrote in message ... "CatNipped" wrote Well, you've got me there. Anyone can tell that I am severely lacking in that department. Not hardly! For some people, it's only ever humor when the joke is on the other person. Then there are people like you (and, humbly, me) who can laugh at ourselves (in fact I find I'm the funniest creature to ever slapstick my way through life). -- Well, hey, doll, how have you been?! (I must admit that I, like you, also crack myself up. My dad was like that--the funniest thing about when he told a joke was the way he cracked up when he did.) I've been working hard getting more BS web sites published to that vast wasteland we call the internet - the nerve of my boss actually asking that I *DO* something for the money he gives me! ; What is happening with your kitties? I pop in over there in Stepford land every now and then, but have not today. You are missed over here, wish you would post more. Bandit's going downhill lately - she's becoming blind, which the latest in a series of vets says may be caused by a tumor on the front underside of her brain. I would say she's also becoming senile, but she's always been crazy. I shouldn't laugh, but she's so mean she beats herself up... Since she's having trouble seeing, her flicking tail will slap her in the side of her head and she doesn't realize it's her own tail. She'll starting yowling and slapping at it, and the more perturbed she gets the harder the tail flicks and the the harder the tail flicks the more perturbed it makes her! All the other kitties are fine. Sammy is now tipping the scales at 17 pounds!!!! We call her the Incredible Bulk (or Samazon, or Catzilla, or just Wide Load for short). Here are some pictures with Jessie (who is a average sized cat at 7.5 pounds). I haven't been posting here because of the nonsense. I don't mind the off topic posts, the flame wars, or even the "please advise, my cat's leg is hanging by a thread" stupidity - but the inanity has become mind numbing and just too voluminous to bother wading through (don't you love it when Barry and NMR start one of their mutual masterbation threads??!). Hugs, CatNipped Inviato da X-Privat.Org - Registrazione gratuita http://www.x-privat.org/join.php |
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CatNipped wrote: "Juice" wrote in message oups.com... this is a nasty place no place for a lady to hang out welcome back for the evening SO glad you could stop by and bleed on us LOL! Hi Barry, brought the K-Y? ; frash out, just put some spit on it |
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P No Gree G O wrote: -L. wrote: cybercat wrote: Let's talk about what makes Hillary a bitch, Matthew. What exactly is it? Usually when a man makes that comment with that level of venom, it is a sure sign that the woman in question is successful. Amen to that. Successful men are "powerful" and "leaders" - successful women are "bitches" and "shrews". Actually, I'm a very successful woman Hello and no one, to my knowledge, has ever called me a bitch or a shrew. that's because nobody resents anyone for doing well..(maybe a few froggy exceptions) but it is beyond the people i deal with in person as to why anyone would have contempt for anyone where there is no cause. it's not even a gender issue. there's an old saying that familiarity breeds contempt |
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"BulletProof" wrote in message oups.com... P No Gree G O wrote: -L. wrote: cybercat wrote: Let's talk about what makes Hillary a bitch, Matthew. What exactly is it? Usually when a man makes that comment with that level of venom, it is a sure sign that the woman in question is successful. Amen to that. Successful men are "powerful" and "leaders" - successful women are "bitches" and "shrews". Actually, I'm a very successful woman Hello and no one, to my knowledge, has ever called me a bitch or a shrew. that's because nobody resents anyone for doing well..(maybe a few froggy exceptions) but it is beyond the people i deal with in person as to why anyone would have contempt for anyone where there is no cause. it's not even a gender issue. there's an old saying that familiarity breeds contempt You bet. Hey, Pinot Grigio is a very successful woman and a bonehead too! wink wink Inviato da X-Privat.Org - Registrazione gratuita http://www.x-privat.org/join.php |
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"BulletProof" wrote in message oups.com... P No Gree G O wrote: -L. wrote: cybercat wrote: Let's talk about what makes Hillary a bitch, Matthew. What exactly is it? Usually when a man makes that comment with that level of venom, it is a sure sign that the woman in question is successful. Amen to that. Successful men are "powerful" and "leaders" - successful women are "bitches" and "shrews". Actually, I'm a very successful woman Hello and no one, to my knowledge, has ever called me a bitch or a shrew. that's because nobody resents anyone for doing well..(maybe a few froggy exceptions) Are you sure about that, Barry? Or is it that nobody resents anyone for doing well as long as they 1) share the proceeds and/or 2) stroke the egos of the ones who do not do so well. but it is beyond the people i deal with in person What kind of people would these be, son? I would love to hear all about this caliber of people who never resent the success of anyone even though it is very likely there are among them both average people, exceptional people and the dregs of the dregs, ignorant, stupid, mean-spirited AND niggardly. You know, the kind of people for whom you might do some construction work who then refuse to even pay you a token sum? as to why anyone would have contempt for anyone where there is no cause. it's not even a gender issue. Oh, yes, there is always a cause, it is just that sometimes the cause is just and sometimes it is not. In the case of Hillary Clinton, there are a lot of men who resent the fact that she breaks the male-dominant tradition of the powerful and successful politician. Yes, indeed, there is always a cause. There are so many little icky people who are unhappy about their own shortcomings, all the opportunities they have missed. Sometimes it is a gender issue, sometimes it is not. For example, there are men who are abject failures who really do get frustrated and embittered toward other men ... and women ... who have spent their lives in, shall we say, more productive ways. There are women who resent men for their independence. there's an old saying that familiarity breeds contempt This really is true, especially when the better you get to know someone the more disgusting you find out they really are. Of course, there are also lots of cases in which the closer you get, the better someone looks. Familiarity does not *always* breed contempt. When it does, the inspiration for the contempt is often someone who is deceptive, such as a would-be con man who nevertheless does not have what it takes to pull even that sleazy task off. And hell hath no fury like a thwarted bonehead--so, said failed con artist might actually resent the intended target of his failed plan. Or a lonely old lady who recognizes a shiftless man as "on-the-take" and so leads him on, enticing him to keep her company while dangling the carrot of her "fortune" before his greedy eyes. When she then dies without coughing up the expected windfall, said ne'r-do-well can feel real contempt. There are a million scenarios. Inviato da X-Privat.Org - Registrazione gratuita http://www.x-privat.org/join.php |
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Nomen Nescio wrote: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- From: "CatNipped" ROTFLMAOWTIME! Hugs, CatNipped ---- Proud to be called a screaming bitch! You know I use that term with the greatest love and respect for all women. And thank's for the feedback. If I can figure out how to work it into a full minute of material, it may go into my standup routine this summer. BTW, I polished up my "Power of Prayer" rant from RPCA and took it to the stage a couple of weeks ago. It KILLED. I'm beginning to think I should run all my new material past you for approval. Maybe I'll get that 5 minute spot on "Letterman", yet. Back in '97 my wife and I were in New York and had tickets to Dave's show. So we're standing in line for an hour, waiting to get in, and I suddenly decided to start doing some of my jokes (to the great embarrassment of my wife). I wouldn't say that I "killed" but I was getting laughs. Biff Henderson (stage manager) came out of the studio and listened to me for a couple of minutes and HE laughed a few times. He motions me over to him and says "That was very funny, are you performing somewhere". I'm thinking, wow, am I being "discovered"? "No, just do some occasional "open mic"." Then he tells me, "Well, this is DAVE'S show. If you open your mouth in the studio, I'll have to have security escort you out". was you juiced up? i mean drinking? tell it all Nomen we are your freinds, we want to help you you should use Nomen as your stage name it's such a brown bag on the head kinda name I didn't know you was haha funny that's too cool! and to start a routine in public, that takes Moxy! man, I gotta hand it to you did you get irrate with security.. lol.. "I KNOW FUNNY MAN! AND IN MY HEART I KNOW IM FUNNY!"... "im suing the Dave show! Im suing you! and im suing the city of New York pal!" |
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cybercat wrote: snippy IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THEN YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ONLY WAY I TALK TO YOU ANYMORE IS IF I SEE YOU ROLLING ROUND THE FLOOR SPEAKING IN TONGUES |
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