The Updated Official Crew List for The Mouser

The Feline Crew of The Mouser

Pirate Ship of the New World Order

Cap'n Pine Cone commanding




Legal and Diplomatic Services




HRFL Tiger (Wales) Department Chaircat, Furreign Secretary and Diplocat

Lady Pandora (Wales) HRFL Tiger's Assistant

Lacy (USA) Dolphin translation and intermediary




Medical Services




Kitty Schottland Department Chaircat

Mischief




Engineering and maintenance




Scotty (Department Chaircat)

Pickles

Meow Meow




Marines and Shore Patrol




Major Sam (commanding)

Lieutenant Mistletoe

Lieutenant Spock

First Sergeant Huey

Sergeant LilyWhiskers

Sergeant Dante

Corporal Qui Gun Kit

Corporal Ranger Greykitten

Corporal Imp

Corporal Cousin Rosco

PFC Jake

PFC Fez

PFC Rufous

Suki

Sonya

Miss Calico Girl

O.T. Mahoney

Jubilee

Orange Stripey thing

Brown Stripey thing

Various strays who have joined the crew

Lilith Kitten Mahoney (ground specialist)




Molly (climbing specialist and instruction)

Mayhem (terrorism specialist and instruction)

Robbie (senior cat and ninja instruction)




Ships Crew




Barnabus (1st Mate)

Miranda (watch)

Caliban (watch and pilot, Finish Islands)

Hobbes (late night watch)

QC (watch)

Lily (USA) (watch)

Merlin (watch)

Willow (watch)

Persia (Ships chef)

Weebles (assistant chef)

Mimi (ships stores)

Boyfriend (asst ships stores)




Senior Cats




Robbie

Stinky




Cabin Kits




Tanada (cat in charge)

Samwise (assistant kit sitter)

Errol (Cap'ns cabin kit)

Sherbet (kitchen cabin kit)

Sorbet (kitchen cabin kit)

Stripes (Infirmary cabin kit)

Kittay (Infirmary cabin kit)

Muffin (Quartermaster cabin kit)

AWOL (Marine cabin kit)

Pixie (Senior cat cabin kit)

Randy (Senior cat cabin kit)

Justine (Senior cat cabin kit)



****Note that Samwise is listed in his proper position as Assistant kit
sitter, the engineering and mantenance department has been included, and
several cats have been added to the list****

'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone, but I am Cousin Rosco's recently adopted
sister, Miss Tina Marie. I am a Maine Coon cross, and I've joined the
Maine Coon Patrol (off-list). I'd like to offer my services in the
security department.

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie
Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008

On May 29, 7:35 pm, "tanadashoes" wrote:
The Feline Crew of The Mouser

Pirate Ship of the New World Order

Cap'n Pine Cone commanding

Legal and Diplomatic Services

HRFL Tiger (Wales) Department Chaircat, Furreign Secretary and Diplocat

Lady Pandora (Wales) HRFL Tiger's Assistant

Lacy (USA) Dolphin translation and intermediary

Medical Services

Kitty Schottland Department Chaircat

Mischief

Engineering and maintenance

Scotty (Department Chaircat)

Pickles

Meow Meow

Marines and Shore Patrol

Major Sam (commanding)

Lieutenant Mistletoe

Lieutenant Spock

First Sergeant Huey

Sergeant LilyWhiskers

Sergeant Dante

Corporal Qui Gun Kit

Corporal Ranger Greykitten

Corporal Imp

Corporal Cousin Rosco

PFC Jake

PFC Fez

PFC Rufous

Suki

Sonya

Miss Calico Girl

O.T. Mahoney

Jubilee

Orange Stripey thing

Brown Stripey thing

Various strays who have joined the crew

Lilith Kitten Mahoney (ground specialist)

Molly (climbing specialist and instruction)

Mayhem (terrorism specialist and instruction)

Robbie (senior cat and ninja instruction)

Ships Crew

Barnabus (1st Mate)

Miranda (watch)

Caliban (watch and pilot, Finish Islands)

Hobbes (late night watch)

QC (watch)

Lily (USA) (watch)

Merlin (watch)

Willow (watch)

Persia (Ships chef)

Weebles (assistant chef)

Mimi (ships stores)

Boyfriend (asst ships stores)

Senior Cats

Robbie

Stinky

Cabin Kits

Tanada (cat in charge)

Samwise (assistant kit sitter)

Errol (Cap'ns cabin kit)

Sherbet (kitchen cabin kit)

Sorbet (kitchen cabin kit)

Stripes (Infirmary cabin kit)

Kittay (Infirmary cabin kit)

Muffin (Quartermaster cabin kit)

AWOL (Marine cabin kit)

Pixie (Senior cat cabin kit)

Randy (Senior cat cabin kit)

Justine (Senior cat cabin kit)

****Note that Samwise is listed in his proper position as Assistant kit
sitter, the engineering and mantenance department has been included, and
several cats have been added to the list****

Mayhem: Dear Capn, Just for clarification, is the Mayhem listed on
the roster, ME? Because I thought there was another Mayhem on the
crew. Just checking..

Oh and btw, Mischief is a little miffed that Imp was made a Corporal
yet SHE doesn't a have a title. She gets rather pompous like that, so
maybe we ought to make up something or else she'll have her tail in a
twist the whole voyage.

Personally I think something like Thermometer would work, cause she's
always a pain in my.....OWWWW!!!!!

Mischief: Get away from that computer, Mayhem!!! I'm NOT mad, and I'm
NOT upset. I'll have you know that I have a VERY important job on the
Mouser....

Imp: But I thought they said 'Queen B*itch' wasn't a title...

Mischief: WHO SAID THAT?? WHO CALLED ME THAT??

Imp: AHHHHHHDONTHITMEIDONTKNOWI'MJUSTACORPORAL!!!!!! *hides*

Mayhem: Begging your pardon, Cap'n. Apparently Mischief has
forgotten her manners. Please excuse me while I have a little 'chat'
with her....

Mischief: Come down from that desk and say that to my face, you ball
of fluff!

*Growling and hissing ensues*

--
Fire Krys, The Woman Warrior
http://people.tribe.net/firekrys

Lieutenant Spock reporting for Duty Cap'n! I got the lardy one to
clean and press my uniform and stitch on my Lieutenant's bars onto my
Dress Uniform.

Weeeeeee - running away from the Crawling Monster and that tart
Persephone who panders to her whims. Give me honest kittens to
discipline any day! Hoomins are just too much Hard Work (although I'm
sure the Fat Wench and other slaves are exceptions to this rule since
they've been broken in by the Cap'n and Tanada).

Spock, slinging his hammock on the good ship Mouser

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone, but I am Cousin Rosco's recently adopted
sister, Miss Tina Marie. I am a Maine Coon cross, and I've joined the
Maine Coon Patrol (off-list). I'd like to offer my services in the
security department.

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie
Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008

Sorry Tina Marie, but you're still young enough to go in with the cabin
kits. We'll assign you to work with the marines and other security though.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. re-writing that list again.

"Mischief" wrote in message
...
Mayhem: Dear Capn, Just for clarification, is the Mayhem listed on
the roster, ME? Because I thought there was another Mayhem on the
crew. Just checking..

Oh and btw, Mischief is a little miffed that Imp was made a Corporal
yet SHE doesn't a have a title. She gets rather pompous like that, so
maybe we ought to make up something or else she'll have her tail in a
twist the whole voyage.

Personally I think something like Thermometer would work, cause she's
always a pain in my.....OWWWW!!!!!

Mischief: Get away from that computer, Mayhem!!! I'm NOT mad, and I'm
NOT upset. I'll have you know that I have a VERY important job on the
Mouser....


Yes, you're the Mayhem I was listing. Mischief is assistant medic and
doesn't need a title. And I thought it got nuts with nine in the clowder.

Cap'n Pine Cone

On May 29, 11:31 pm, "tanadashoes" wrote:
"Mischief" wrote in message

...



Mayhem: Dear Capn, Just for clarification, is the Mayhem listed on
the roster, ME? Because I thought there was another Mayhem on the
crew. Just checking..

Oh and btw, Mischief is a little miffed that Imp was made a Corporal
yet SHE doesn't a have a title. She gets rather pompous like that, so
maybe we ought to make up something or else she'll have her tail in a
twist the whole voyage.

Personally I think something like Thermometer would work, cause she's
always a pain in my.....OWWWW!!!!!

Mischief: Get away from that computer, Mayhem!!! I'm NOT mad, and I'm
NOT upset. I'll have you know that I have a VERY important job on the
Mouser....

Yes, you're the Mayhem I was listing. Mischief is assistant medic and
doesn't need a title. And I thought it got nuts with nine in the clowder.

Cap'n Pine Cone

Ahhhh, ASSISTANT Medic.....Excellent...I am honored, thank you...

Mischief

*************

Thanks from me too, now maybe it will get her to shut up.....*ducks as
food dish flies over head*

Erm, get back to you in a second...

Mayhem

*Goes off to look for something to throw*

***Hoomin note**

yeah those two in this household, tolerate each other, but every now
and then one of them likes to sneak up on the other and smack her
across the rump and then go running off. They occasionally like to
fight for alpha cat status, usually on the bed at 4 am...

'Scuse me, Capt. Pine Cone, but I am Cousin Rosco's recently adopted
sister, Miss Tina Marie. *I am a Maine Coon cross, and I've joined the
Maine Coon Patrol (off-list). *I'd like to offer my services in the
security department.

Sincerely,
Miss Tina Marie
Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008

Sorry Tina Marie, but you're still young enough to go in with the cabin
kits. *We'll assign you to work with the marines and other security though.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. re-writing that list again.

Sorry, Cap'n. I forgot to say that I'm three years old already. I
adopted Becky and Joe, Rosco's humans, as an adult cat. I only joined
the Maine Coon Patrol this year.

Respectfully meowed,
Miss Tina Marie, Age 3
Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008

Lily (USA) would like to thank you for including her in
this year's crew. And she promises to do her WATCHing
job really well (while she's awake).

Lily & her mama

--
Irulan
from the stars we come
to the stars we return
from now until the end of time.

"tanadashoes" wrote in message
...

The Feline Crew of The Mouser

Pirate Ship of the New World Order

Cap'n Pine Cone commanding




Legal and Diplomatic Services




HRFL Tiger (Wales) Department Chaircat, Furreign Secretary and Diplocat

Lady Pandora (Wales) HRFL Tiger's Assistant

Lacy (USA) Dolphin translation and intermediary




Medical Services




Kitty Schottland Department Chaircat

Mischief




Engineering and maintenance




Scotty (Department Chaircat)

Pickles

Meow Meow




Marines and Shore Patrol




Major Sam (commanding)

Lieutenant Mistletoe

Lieutenant Spock

First Sergeant Huey

Sergeant LilyWhiskers

Sergeant Dante

Corporal Qui Gun Kit

Corporal Ranger Greykitten

Corporal Imp

Corporal Cousin Rosco

PFC Jake

PFC Fez

PFC Rufous

Suki

Sonya

Miss Calico Girl

O.T. Mahoney

Jubilee

Orange Stripey thing

Brown Stripey thing

Various strays who have joined the crew

Lilith Kitten Mahoney (ground specialist)




Molly (climbing specialist and instruction)

Mayhem (terrorism specialist and instruction)

Robbie (senior cat and ninja instruction)




Ships Crew




Barnabus (1st Mate)

Miranda (watch)

Caliban (watch and pilot, Finish Islands)

Hobbes (late night watch)

QC (watch)

Lily (USA) (watch)

Merlin (watch)

Willow (watch)

Persia (Ships chef)

Weebles (assistant chef)

Mimi (ships stores)

Boyfriend (asst ships stores)




Senior Cats




Robbie

Stinky




Cabin Kits




Tanada (cat in charge)

Samwise (assistant kit sitter)

Errol (Cap'ns cabin kit)

Sherbet (kitchen cabin kit)

Sorbet (kitchen cabin kit)

Stripes (Infirmary cabin kit)

Kittay (Infirmary cabin kit)

Muffin (Quartermaster cabin kit)

AWOL (Marine cabin kit)

Pixie (Senior cat cabin kit)

Randy (Senior cat cabin kit)

Justine (Senior cat cabin kit)



****Note that Samwise is listed in his proper position as Assistant kit
sitter, the engineering and mantenance department has been included, and
several cats have been added to the list****

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...

Sorry, Cap'n. I forgot to say that I'm three years old already. I
adopted Becky and Joe, Rosco's humans, as an adult cat. I only joined
the Maine Coon Patrol this year.

Respectfully meowed,
Miss Tina Marie, Age 3
Maine Coon Patrol, Class Of 2008
============================

OK, you're off the hook and into the hoolikittens class of 2005 cabin. I'll
list you as a marine. Please try not to let the other hoolikittens in your
cabin be bad influences on you. If you can't sleep for the partying, we'll
move you elsewhere.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.