Duz ennykitty haf TURKEE???!!

Dum Grandmeowmie iz gettin' reedikoolus. Her keepz twyin' tu feed
mineownself Fansee Feetz wet stuffz, an' she woan gif me no morer uf da
TURKEE dat hur an' Grandpaw haf stasht inna howse. I noze it'z heer
sumwarez! Dey haz giffen mineownself TURKEE 2-3 tymez awlreddy dis past
week!!!

I WANTZ TURKEE!!!!!

SAY NO TU FANSEE FEETZ!!! HOLD OWT FUR DA TURKEE!!!

(UB ~ I just talked to my Mom, and she and Dad bought some roast and
grilled turkey for Thanksgiving earlier this week, and have made it go
pretty far [she says to me, "That's probably the best $10 we've spent on
holiday food!" "Why?" "Because we're gonna be eating it for MONTHS!"],
and they have given some turkey, along the way, to Onyx, and his brother
Java. Well... that kindasorta backfired on them. Java's not too
interested in the turkey, but ONYX, OTOH... IT'S ALL HE WANTS, and NOW,
he's turning his nose up at Fancy Feast, hoping to con his Grandmeowmie
into giving him some more of their turkey. As his Grandmeowmie says,
"This is a VERY smart cat! He KNOWS how to work the system to get what
HE wants!")

--- Onyx, indignant over the fact that the turkey supply has stopped
flowing... and a little hungrier now because of that...

On Nov 30, 6:27 pm, Cory wrote:
Dum Grandmeowmie iz gettin' reedikoolus. Her keepz twyin' tu feed
mineownself Fansee Feetz wet stuffz, an' she woan gif me no morer uf da
TURKEE dat hur an' Grandpaw haf stasht inna howse. I noze it'z heer
sumwarez! Dey haz giffen mineownself TURKEE 2-3 tymez awlreddy dis past
week!!!

I WANTZ TURKEE!!!!!

SAY NO TU FANSEE FEETZ!!! HOLD OWT FUR DA TURKEE!!!

(UB ~ I just talked to my Mom, and she and Dad bought some roast and
grilled turkey for Thanksgiving earlier this week, and have made it go
pretty far [she says to me, "That's probably the best $10 we've spent on
holiday food!" "Why?" "Because we're gonna be eating it for MONTHS!"],
and they have given some turkey, along the way, to Onyx, and his brother
Java. Well... that kindasorta backfired on them. Java's not too
interested in the turkey, but ONYX, OTOH... IT'S ALL HE WANTS, and NOW,
he's turning his nose up at Fancy Feast, hoping to con his Grandmeowmie
into giving him some more of their turkey. As his Grandmeowmie says,
"This is a VERY smart cat! He KNOWS how to work the system to get what
HE wants!")

--- Onyx, indignant over the fact that the turkey supply has stopped
flowing... and a little hungrier now because of that...


Yoo pur fing. You port rite obber heer an I will giff yoo sum turkey-
bird. We hab had sum effery day since da big day. Not much butted sum.
Uncl Bill wented to Mew York an ated a bunch ub dukees yesturday
butted hee din' bring usses NONE. glares at Uncl Bill Butted
utherwize wee been eetin gud.

--
Maggy May

On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:49:12 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven
wrote:

On Nov 30, 6:27 pm, Cory wrote:
Dum Grandmeowmie iz gettin' reedikoolus. Her keepz twyin' tu feed
mineownself Fansee Feetz wet stuffz, an' she woan gif me no morer uf da
TURKEE dat hur an' Grandpaw haf stasht inna howse. I noze it'z heer
sumwarez! Dey haz giffen mineownself TURKEE 2-3 tymez awlreddy dis past
week!!!

I WANTZ TURKEE!!!!!

SAY NO TU FANSEE FEETZ!!! HOLD OWT FUR DA TURKEE!!!

(UB ~ I just talked to my Mom, and she and Dad bought some roast and
grilled turkey for Thanksgiving earlier this week, and have made it go
pretty far [she says to me, "That's probably the best $10 we've spent on
holiday food!" "Why?" "Because we're gonna be eating it for MONTHS!"],
and they have given some turkey, along the way, to Onyx, and his brother
Java. Well... that kindasorta backfired on them. Java's not too
interested in the turkey, but ONYX, OTOH... IT'S ALL HE WANTS, and NOW,
he's turning his nose up at Fancy Feast, hoping to con his Grandmeowmie
into giving him some more of their turkey. As his Grandmeowmie says,
"This is a VERY smart cat! He KNOWS how to work the system to get what
HE wants!")

--- Onyx, indignant over the fact that the turkey supply has stopped
flowing... and a little hungrier now because of that...


Yoo pur fing. You port rite obber heer an I will giff yoo sum turkey-
bird. We hab had sum effery day since da big day. Not much butted sum.
Uncl Bill wented to Mew York an ated a bunch ub dukees yesturday
butted hee din' bring usses NONE. glares at Uncl Bill Butted
utherwize wee been eetin gud.

these storries are horrible. do you want the sherriff to arrest
hoomins? anyways fluffykitys will giv yew fudz.
sekritary of fudz beauty.

"Cory" wrote in message
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Dum Grandmeowmie iz gettin' reedikoolus. Her keepz twyin' tu feed
mineownself Fansee Feetz wet stuffz, an' she woan gif me no morer uf
da
TURKEE dat hur an' Grandpaw haf stasht inna howse. I noze it'z heer
sumwarez! Dey haz giffen mineownself TURKEE 2-3 tymez awlreddy dis
past
week!!!

I WANTZ TURKEE!!!!!

SAY NO TU FANSEE FEETZ!!! HOLD OWT FUR DA TURKEE!!!

(UB ~ I just talked to my Mom, and she and Dad bought some roast and
grilled turkey for Thanksgiving earlier this week, and have made it go
pretty far [she says to me, "That's probably the best $10 we've spent
on
holiday food!" "Why?" "Because we're gonna be eating it for
MONTHS!"],
and they have given some turkey, along the way, to Onyx, and his
brother
Java. Well... that kindasorta backfired on them. Java's not too
interested in the turkey, but ONYX, OTOH... IT'S ALL HE WANTS, and
NOW,
he's turning his nose up at Fancy Feast, hoping to con his
Grandmeowmie
into giving him some more of their turkey. As his Grandmeowmie says,
"This is a VERY smart cat! He KNOWS how to work the system to get
what
HE wants!")

--- Onyx, indignant over the fact that the turkey supply has stopped
flowing... and a little hungrier now because of that...

I wud ofurr yuz sum, buttid I olny gotz uh liddul bittee bit eetsh day.

An neow, dere ar twennee (20) servinkz in da furreezur, awlonk wiff
drezzink bawlz an grabee kewbz!
Day ar awl furrozen HARD!
Tunite, tho, weez habink Sammun!
--
Pitô.ônya

I wud ofurr yuz sum, buttid I olny gotz uh liddul bittee bit eetsh day.

An neow, dere ar twennee (20) servinkz in da furreezur, awlonk wiff
drezzink bawlz an grabee kewbz!
Day ar awl furrozen HARD!
Tunite, tho, weez habink Sammun!

We have turkey. My Paw loves turkey, so we frequently have turkey. In
fact, he's talking about roasting another turkey since we didn't have as
much left as he had hoped! Anyone who wants more turkeybird, you're
welcome to port to our place.

Amelia

In article f8b5cec1-0ca6-416d-a33c-59934da40675
@x8g2000yqk.googlegroups.com, says...
On Nov 30, 6:27 pm, Cory wrote:
Dum Grandmeowmie iz gettin' reedikoolus. Her keepz twyin' tu feed
mineownself Fansee Feetz wet stuffz, an' she woan gif me no morer uf da
TURKEE dat hur an' Grandpaw haf stasht inna howse. I noze it'z heer
sumwarez! Dey haz giffen mineownself TURKEE 2-3 tymez awlreddy dis past
week!!!

I WANTZ TURKEE!!!!!

SAY NO TU FANSEE FEETZ!!! HOLD OWT FUR DA TURKEE!!!

(UB ~ I just talked to my Mom, and she and Dad bought some roast and
grilled turkey for Thanksgiving earlier this week, and have made it go
pretty far [she says to me, "That's probably the best $10 we've spent on
holiday food!" "Why?" "Because we're gonna be eating it for MONTHS!"],
and they have given some turkey, along the way, to Onyx, and his brother
Java. Well... that kindasorta backfired on them. Java's not too
interested in the turkey, but ONYX, OTOH... IT'S ALL HE WANTS, and NOW,
he's turning his nose up at Fancy Feast, hoping to con his Grandmeowmie
into giving him some more of their turkey. As his Grandmeowmie says,
"This is a VERY smart cat! He KNOWS how to work the system to get what
HE wants!")

--- Onyx, indignant over the fact that the turkey supply has stopped
flowing... and a little hungrier now because of that...


Yoo pur fing. You port rite obber heer an I will giff yoo sum turkey-
bird. We hab had sum effery day since da big day. Not much butted sum.
Uncl Bill wented to Mew York an ated a bunch ub dukees yesturday
butted hee din' bring usses NONE. glares at Uncl Bill Butted
utherwize wee been eetin gud.

--
Maggy May

Yu haz turkeeboid fur ME??? WOW! Fangu! I be rite dere!!!

--- Onyx

In article ,
says...
I wud ofurr yuz sum, buttid I olny gotz uh liddul bittee bit eetsh day.

An neow, dere ar twennee (20) servinkz in da furreezur, awlonk wiff
drezzink bawlz an grabee kewbz!
Day ar awl furrozen HARD!
Tunite, tho, weez habink Sammun!

We have turkey. My Paw loves turkey, so we frequently have turkey. In
fact, he's talking about roasting another turkey since we didn't have as
much left as he had hoped! Anyone who wants more turkeybird, you're
welcome to port to our place.

Amelia

Oooh!!!! Eefun MORER turkeyboid!!! I be rite ohfur!

--- Onyx, getting excited about the prospect of seemingly endless
turkey...

Oooh!!!! Eefun MORER turkeyboid!!! I be rite ohfur!

--- Onyx, getting excited about the prospect of seemingly endless
turkey...

An if we should happen to run out den we can port to mine Unka Pat's
howse. He RAISES turkeybirds!

Ranger

Hihi diz iz O T anna da gramdy just tooked a turkeybird out of da offeven.
Der wazn anny left after efferyone got dun eatink da ofther day. U R welkon
to kum to ourown houoze and haff some turkeybird. Willow walking along the
back of the stove staring at the foil and hoping there is a bird in there
and not something about to port to the Mothership, as it is all silver and
making bubbly noises.
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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I wud ofurr yuz sum, buttid I olny gotz uh liddul bittee bit eetsh day.

An neow, dere ar twennee (20) servinkz in da furreezur, awlonk wiff
drezzink bawlz an grabee kewbz!
Day ar awl furrozen HARD!
Tunite, tho, weez habink Sammun!

We have turkey. My Paw loves turkey, so we frequently have turkey. In
fact, he's talking about roasting another turkey since we didn't have as
much left as he had hoped! Anyone who wants more turkeybird, you're
welcome to port to our place.

Amelia

O T licking his chops, Iz dem birdies at Unkle Pats already kooked and
waitink for uzenz?

"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
Oooh!!!! Eefun MORER turkeyboid!!! I be rite ohfur!

--- Onyx, getting excited about the prospect of seemingly endless
turkey...

An if we should happen to run out den we can port to mine Unka Pat's
howse. He RAISES turkeybirds!

Ranger