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Old September 22nd 09, 04:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree herseff down. An Uncl Bill dint wanna dew dat. Hee
wanned herseff to com dowen da stares. An shee rund aroun at da top an
hee stooded der wiff herown leesh and neethur wun was giffen up.

Sew I stooded besides her an started down da stares. I tookd wuns step
an wookd at herself an purrd a widdle an she com down one step, sew I
purrd sum mor an tookd anuther step. An shee com down anuther step an
I purred som more an went ALLA weigh down to wer Uncl Bill wuz. An
shee followed mineseff an Uncl Bill wuz pettin mee an I wuz purrin.
Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.

--
Maggy May
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Old September 22nd 09, 04:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

you iz trainin dat puppi veri gud, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree herseff down. An Uncl Bill dint wanna dew dat. Hee
wanned herseff to com dowen da stares. An shee rund aroun at da top an
hee stooded der wiff herown leesh and neethur wun was giffen up.

Sew I stooded besides her an started down da stares. I tookd wuns step
an wookd at herself an purrd a widdle an she com down one step, sew I
purrd sum mor an tookd anuther step. An shee com down anuther step an
I purred som more an went ALLA weigh down to wer Uncl Bill wuz. An
shee followed mineseff an Uncl Bill wuz pettin mee an I wuz purrin.
Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.

--
Maggy May



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Old September 22nd 09, 05:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

On Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:32:00 -0700 (PDT), Will in
New Haven's nimble, little paws typed:

Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.


I iz pleezed to reed dat yoo is trainink dis
liddle d*g; dey seems to knoze da superior status
ob us kittiez!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

9/22/2009 12:29:17 PM
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Old September 22nd 09, 09:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

Gud furr yu!
I betcha yur Paw wuz purrowd ov yur smartz.
Pit2nya

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree herseff down. An Uncl Bill dint wanna dew dat. Hee
wanned herseff to com dowen da stares. An shee rund aroun at da top an
hee stooded der wiff herown leesh and neethur wun was giffen up.

Sew I stooded besides her an started down da stares. I tookd wuns step
an wookd at herself an purrd a widdle an she com down one step, sew I
purrd sum mor an tookd anuther step. An shee com down anuther step an
I purred som more an went ALLA weigh down to wer Uncl Bill wuz. An
shee followed mineseff an Uncl Bill wuz pettin mee an I wuz purrin.
Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.

--
Maggy May



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Old September 22nd 09, 09:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

Veri gudgud job. We iz proud of yourselfz. Piglet remembering how it is to
train a doggie.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree herseff down. An Uncl Bill dint wanna dew dat. Hee
wanned herseff to com dowen da stares. An shee rund aroun at da top an
hee stooded der wiff herown leesh and neethur wun was giffen up.

Sew I stooded besides her an started down da stares. I tookd wuns step
an wookd at herself an purrd a widdle an she com down one step, sew I
purrd sum mor an tookd anuther step. An shee com down anuther step an
I purred som more an went ALLA weigh down to wer Uncl Bill wuz. An
shee followed mineseff an Uncl Bill wuz pettin mee an I wuz purrin.
Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.

--
Maggy May



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Old September 22nd 09, 10:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred Williams[_3_]
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

Will in New Haven wrote:

Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree herseff down. An Uncl Bill dint wanna dew dat. Hee
wanned herseff to com dowen da stares. An shee rund aroun at da top an
hee stooded der wiff herown leesh and neethur wun was giffen up.

Sew I stooded besides her an started down da stares. I tookd wuns step
an wookd at herself an purrd a widdle an she com down one step, sew I
purrd sum mor an tookd anuther step. An shee com down anuther step an
I purred som more an went ALLA weigh down to wer Uncl Bill wuz. An
shee followed mineseff an Uncl Bill wuz pettin mee an I wuz purrin.
Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.

--
Maggy May


Wunderful story! You are really smart to trane da d*ggie like that. What
a great job yor doing!

--
Regards,
Fred
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Old September 22nd 09, 11:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

now ifin we kuld onli train you hoominz dat gud, we wuld allatime get gushi
fudz anna chikum, Trudi... who wuld onli eatsa chikum aniwai
"Fred Williams" wrote in message
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Will in New Haven wrote:

Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree herseff down. An Uncl Bill dint wanna dew dat. Hee
wanned herseff to com dowen da stares. An shee rund aroun at da top an
hee stooded der wiff herown leesh and neethur wun was giffen up.

Sew I stooded besides her an started down da stares. I tookd wuns step
an wookd at herself an purrd a widdle an she com down one step, sew I
purrd sum mor an tookd anuther step. An shee com down anuther step an
I purred som more an went ALLA weigh down to wer Uncl Bill wuz. An
shee followed mineseff an Uncl Bill wuz pettin mee an I wuz purrin.
Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.

--
Maggy May


Wunderful story! You are really smart to trane da d*ggie like that. What
a great job yor doing!

--
Regards,
Fred
(remove FFFf from my email address to replyt by email)



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Old September 23rd 09, 12:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

Maggy May, yoo r amazing wiff bitties. Yoo did gudgud. Luffs, Mosey


Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree herseff down. An Uncl Bill dint wanna dew dat. Hee
wanned herseff to com dowen da stares. An shee rund aroun at da top an
hee stooded der wiff herown leesh and neethur wun was giffen up.

Sew I stooded besides her an started down da stares. I tookd wuns step
an wookd at herself an purrd a widdle an she com down one step, sew I
purrd sum mor an tookd anuther step. An shee com down anuther step an
I purred som more an went ALLA weigh down to wer Uncl Bill wuz. An
shee followed mineseff an Uncl Bill wuz pettin mee an I wuz purrin.
Butted I REELY purred LOWED wen little SaMANfa reechd da bottum ub da
steps an me an Uncl Bill putted da leesh on herself. And dey wen OUT
an mee an Bear wated for dem and den wen off to cuddle seep.

--
Maggy May



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Old September 24th 09, 05:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa

On Sep 22, 7:00*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Maggy May, yoo r amazing wiff bitties. *Yoo did gudgud. *Luffs, Mosey


Fangyu. Yoo iz doin gud wiff yourown bittees an smart bittees ar
sumytimz hardur to wurk wiff. Yoons has yoor paws full.

Lass nite, affer da Bear wakkd Uncl Bill, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ub
da bigbig stares, wer shee has neffur climbd down frum. An Uncl Bill
wuz GNOT in da mude to gew upstares an play "Chase da puppy" n den
caree her down for herown walk. Sew he sitted on da bottom stares wiff
her leesh an petted da Bear an Sunrise and calld to herseff. MEENWILE,
I purred to da littl wun an wen up to wer shee wuz. And den I walkd
down da stares slowly, sew dat shee cud see how it is dunn. An she
follod me. An we gotted to da bottum an Uncl Bill put her leesh on
herself an walkd herself. I did gnot go OUT, ub corse.

(human note, this is exactly what happened)

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Maggy May

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Old September 24th 09, 10:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Wonderful, you have let your animals train you and themselves well.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Sep 22, 7:00 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Maggy May, yoo r amazing wiff bitties. Yoo did gudgud. Luffs, Mosey


Fangyu. Yoo iz doin gud wiff yourown bittees an smart bittees ar
sumytimz hardur to wurk wiff. Yoons has yoor paws full.

Lass nite, affer da Bear wakkd Uncl Bill, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ub
da bigbig stares, wer shee has neffur climbd down frum. An Uncl Bill
wuz GNOT in da mude to gew upstares an play "Chase da puppy" n den
caree her down for herown walk. Sew he sitted on da bottom stares wiff
her leesh an petted da Bear an Sunrise and calld to herseff. MEENWILE,
I purred to da littl wun an wen up to wer shee wuz. And den I walkd
down da stares slowly, sew dat shee cud see how it is dunn. An she
follod me. An we gotted to da bottum an Uncl Bill put her leesh on
herself an walkd herself. I did gnot go OUT, ub corse.

(human note, this is exactly what happened)

--
Maggy May


 




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