Sorry I'z been missing

Sorry I'z been missing, but mineown unreliable hoomin sekretary just
spent 3 whole days at a metalmonster stop dat duzn't offer WiFi! Free
whole days wifout being able to check the happenins on dis newsgroup -
it waz awful!

Lilith Kitten, I'z glad you wasn't here. Paw was all angry about habing
to sit for so long, and was saying some awful harsh words. I'z glad your
bootiful, delicate little kitten ears didn't hab to hear that awful stuff.

Him is going to try to find better places to stop from now on.

Sammy Kitten