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Old September 25th 15, 02:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ann791
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It's been really quite lately. Are you starting to get ready for the
ball? When does the boutique open? As we are having the ball in Hawaii I
think I need a new dress for the warmer weather.

Lucy lu
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Old September 25th 15, 04:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Friday, September 25, 2015 at 9:47:49 AM UTC-4, ann791 wrote:
It's been really quite lately. Are you starting to get ready for the
ball? When does the boutique open? As we are having the ball in Hawaii I
think I need a new dress for the warmer weather.


Mine secretary hurted his gnee and sez dat makes it harder totypebite. glares at Uncle Bill butted little Samanfa an I are getting redy. I wanna gnow wen da boutique opens an will dey make a nice dress for mine doggy two.

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Old September 25th 15, 08:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Friday, September 25, 2015 at 9:47:49 AM UTC-4, ann791 wrote:
It's been really quite lately. Are you starting to get ready for the
ball? When does the boutique open? As we are having the ball in Hawaii I
think I need a new dress for the warmer weather.


Mine secretary hurted his gnee and sez dat makes it harder totypebite.
glares at Uncle Bill butted little Samanfa an I are getting redy.
I wanna gnow wen da boutique opens an will dey make a nice dress for mine
doggy two.


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Squeakytoy, for her house


Ai m sew sawry Unka Bill hurted hiz gnee Siiiiiiiiiih
Wow, Weh r reddy tu goh tu Hawaii
Ai asked Amelia ifen ai cud beh hur skort 2 Jellicle Ball n she sed yes.
Lufs
Mosey

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Old September 26th 15, 06:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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ann791 wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

It's been really quite lately. Are you starting to get ready for the
ball? When does the boutique open? As we are having the ball in
Hawaii I think I need a new dress for the warmer weather.

Lucy lu


I'z got a dress in all shades of blue anna green ana Daisy-chan has a
nice one dat is all bright red. I'z thinking back anna bright red
would look very nice ona white cat!

Cash keeps borrowing the computer anna looking up bow ties. He's got a
black one wif silver star glitter fur fancy but he wants a big one with
green, blue, red anna silver. Dat represents maiself, Daisy-chan, anna
Aunti Mabel who eye never met but you-all did.

Cash wants to know iffin the boutique has manly bow-ties dat fit a 22
inch doggie neck?

http://s1134.photobucket.com/user/cs...ng-off-her-bud
dies.jpg.html?sort=3&o=23

Iowna, da grinning one! aka Sniffilator

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Old September 27th 15, 06:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I kan hewp yoo wif dat, Cash. We haz a vurry nice selekshun rite heer. We haz all colorz. I beleeb deez wunz haz da colorz yoo menshuned, an wud fit yurown nek. Wuz yoo lukkin fur a partikuler deezine?

Sundance, co-purrprieter uv da booteek, specializin in purroductz fur mancatz, mandoggiez, an uther man aminals
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Old September 27th 15, 07:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

I kan hewp yoo wif dat, Cash. We haz a vurry nice selekshun rite
heer. We haz all colorz. I beleeb deez wunz haz da colorz yoo
menshuned, an wud fit yurown nek. Wuz yoo lukkin fur a partikuler
deezine?

Sundance, co-purrprieter uv da booteek, specializin in purroductz fur
mancatz, mandoggiez, an uther man aminals


Oh! I'z looking for a manly bowtie? Umm. Iowna typing fur mee

Iowna here. Needs to be loose enuf you can tuck a small paw under but
about mai arm from side to side anna paw wide.

Daisy-chan laughs and grabs the keyboard. 22 inch neck, 2 inch tall, 4
inch wide. I'd like a matching one 9 inch neck fur me and 11 inch neck
fur Iowna wif scaled down bow.

Iowna nuzzles in and asks: Do you also have some soft cushy slippers so
I don't track sand all over between mai toes? I'z a size small, eben
fur kittahs.

Cash's head perks up and he snags the keyboard: If you has some in a
manly tan size XXXL cushy slippers, (XXL doggie) that have a wrap fur
my ankles I'd like a set? The regular doggie ones falls off. (bashful
grin, he has delicate ankles but big paws).

Daisy-chan laughing snags the keyboard back. She judges she has just
enough time to ask if the store will be open tomorrow? then she runs
off giggling with Cash and Iowna as Meowmie comes back.

Meowmie hits send fur them..

Carol= meowmie

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Old September 29th 15, 04:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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[Sundance runs to the storeroom to get the bow ties and slippers for everyone. He comes back and helps his friends try everything on.]

Dere, doze awl lukz nice. Duz dey fit gud, an iz dey kumfy? We kan do alterashunz az needed.

Da booteek can be opin any day an any time dat it iz needed. If Toonya or me iznt heer, feel free to luk arown an pik owt whut yoo needz. If yoo findz whut yoo wantz, yoo kan juss leev a note wif yurown toona kard number (or yurown hoomin'z toona kard number!).

Sundance
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Old September 30th 15, 01:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

[Sundance runs to the storeroom to get the bow ties and slippers for
everyone. He comes back and helps his friends try everything on.]

Dere, doze awl lukz nice. Duz dey fit gud, an iz dey kumfy? We kan do
alterashunz az needed.

Da booteek can be opin any day an any time dat it iz needed. If
Toonya or me iznt heer, feel free to luk arown an pik owt whut yoo
needz. If yoo findz whut yoo wantz, yoo kan juss leev a note wif
yurown toona kard number (or yurown hoomin'z toona kard number!).

Sundance


Cash checks out the bow ties first. Score! He finds one in a funky
looking hawaiian sort of coloration in 3 sizes, one right for him, one
slightly large for Iowna but adjustable where the bow hides that, and
one for Daisy-chan.

He comes back to the ladies trying on various sandals and finds some
set out for him to see if they fit. He has large paws but small ankles
but there is a version with almost roman looking straps. Iowna cocks
an ear to his pattering feet as she checks them out ot make sure they
don't rub. She hears him sigh happy with the 3rd pair as purrfect!
She asks sundance what color he picked (brown) and slightly frowns.
She wants red or yellow or maybe orange?

Sundance checks Iowna's feet (she's actually a little small footed but
thick ankled, someplace between cat and normal dog). She picks out
pairs in bright green, red, and a yellow set. Slightly different
designs but they match the bow ties and style Cash has on. Iowna
decides on the yellow set with tiny velcro straps she can handle.

Daisy-chan was planning to go bare-foot but laughs and as they always
match, She tries Iowna's cast off red ones but the toes are a little
small so Sudance brings out a set just a little larger. Purrfect!
Sundance brings out tiny charms that can barely be heard, but can be,
and adds them to the straps.

Next Sundance finds a small soft scruncy that isnt too tight, for
Iowna's tail, an a matching yellow one for Cash. Then just for fun, a
red one for Daisy-chan.

They get measured for the hula shirts then than Sundance and start to
scamper off, then remember to pay. Cash tries his venison card to see
if the Tuna cards accept it yet, and they do have an exchange so he
pays. Off they scamper!



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Old September 30th 15, 08:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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On 9/27/15 12:09 AM, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
I kan hewp yoo wif dat, Cash. We haz a vurry nice selekshun rite heer. We haz all colorz. I beleeb deez wunz haz da colorz yoo menshuned, an wud fit yurown nek. Wuz yoo lukkin fur a partikuler deezine?

Sundance, co-purrprieter uv da booteek, specializin in purroductz fur mancatz, mandoggiez, an uther man aminals


Oh look, this multicolored sundress goes nicely with my tortie coloring
and it will go really well with my "Tortietude" hat. And Harri will want
this wide-brimmed hat to keep the sun out of her eyes and a big colorful
bow for her tail.

Sammy would love this mostly-yellow Hawaiian shirt, and Ranger would
like the one with a grey background and colorful flowers and birdies on
it. And Sammy will go crazy for this bright red bow tie!

Amelia
breaking out her toona card
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Old October 1st 15, 05:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia and P2nya
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"cshenk" wrote in message
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Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

[Sundance runs to the storeroom to get the bow ties and slippers for
everyone. He comes back and helps his friends try everything on.]

Dere, doze awl lukz nice. Duz dey fit gud, an iz dey kumfy? We kan do
alterashunz az needed.

Da booteek can be opin any day an any time dat it iz needed. If
Toonya or me iznt heer, feel free to luk arown an pik owt whut yoo
needz. If yoo findz whut yoo wantz, yoo kan juss leev a note wif
yurown toona kard number (or yurown hoomin'z toona kard number!).

Sundance


Cash checks out the bow ties first. Score! He finds one in a funky
looking hawaiian sort of coloration in 3 sizes, one right for him, one
slightly large for Iowna but adjustable where the bow hides that, and
one for Daisy-chan.

He comes back to the ladies trying on various sandals and finds some
set out for him to see if they fit. He has large paws but small ankles
but there is a version with almost roman looking straps. Iowna cocks
an ear to his pattering feet as she checks them out ot make sure they
don't rub. She hears him sigh happy with the 3rd pair as purrfect!
She asks sundance what color he picked (brown) and slightly frowns.
She wants red or yellow or maybe orange?

Sundance checks Iowna's feet (she's actually a little small footed but
thick ankled, someplace between cat and normal dog). She picks out
pairs in bright green, red, and a yellow set. Slightly different
designs but they match the bow ties and style Cash has on. Iowna
decides on the yellow set with tiny velcro straps she can handle.

Daisy-chan was planning to go bare-foot but laughs and as they always
match, She tries Iowna's cast off red ones but the toes are a little
small so Sudance brings out a set just a little larger. Purrfect!
Sundance brings out tiny charms that can barely be heard, but can be,
and adds them to the straps.

Next Sundance finds a small soft scruncy that isnt too tight, for
Iowna's tail, an a matching yellow one for Cash. Then just for fun, a
red one for Daisy-chan.

They get measured for the hula shirts then than Sundance and start to
scamper off, then remember to pay. Cash tries his venison card to see
if the Tuna cards accept it yet, and they do have an exchange so he
pays. Off they scamper!


P2nya kumz in da bak door of da shop, wiff fan-c baggz stufft wiff stuff n
tingz.
"Hi Sunnydance, fangz fur hewlpin owt sooo gudlee.
I bin hoam alown, wyl Meowmee an Pawpaw went tu Isealwyld.
De left me lotza fuud an waddur, an I hardlee knew dey wuz gone.
Dey brot bak sum moo-mooz an sandulz, an ribbunz ... awl in oranj,
frum Oranj Kowntee in Cattyfurrnya.
Lookie heer....try onna shoit an pantz, weezl pin fowlurz on dem
I hab bin kroshayink leiz . . seeee? Heerz un oraj n green wun.

Pit2nya


 




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