The weather in da Midwset

duz not let hersef go inna owt, Trudi da catcerned
"Gramby" wrote in message
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we agreez wiff diz anna der iz no wind. Da gramby kant hardlee breaf out
dere anna iz bout fraid to walk to da mailbox until it getz darktime in da
out. It iz 103 pn da porch in da out and dat iz aktual not dat dumb
heated index fingie. Oh, anna gramby iz da wun in a puddle notted uz
kitties we are on da table in fron of wheere da kold air, dat izn't so
kold today komez out of da fan.

"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
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Da weather here in Illinoize is purrty awful. It's hothot and humid, an da
only way we can stay comfy is to curl up in front of a fan or on top of a
coldair vent. It's so hot dat even da dum Dogg only stays outside long
enough to poop den comes back inside.

Somecat needs to find da Out thermostat and turn it down!

Ranger the kittenpuddle

Wascal mine deer fren iffin u don’t mine, I will stay in da IN while u
brafely huntz down diz fermometer and turnz itself down. I will purr furr
ur suzzess. Piglet listening to the thunder and wonder ing if it will
really rain.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

let owrz howze knw if we kn hep at all MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jul 19, 2:28 pm, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
Da weather here in Illinoize is purrty awful. It's hothot and humid, an da
only way we can stay comfy is to curl up in front of a fan or on top of a
coldair vent. It's so hot dat even da dum Dogg only stays outside long
enough to poop den comes back inside.

Somecat needs to find da Out thermostat and turn it down!

Az yoor Sekreterie ob da Exteerior I am leedin a expeedishun to fine
itted. Wee unnerstan it iz in a furry obskyoor an difficult locashun
butted wee will fine it an wee will turn it down to sebenty.

I have wiff me mine dog Hether and a copel ob local barncat pals ob
mine, Nest Burglar an Mince-maker. Wee won' be eesy to stop.

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Wascal

On 19 Jul 2011 18:28:55 GMT, Ranger Greykitten wrote:

Da weather here in Illinoize is purrty awful. It's hothot and humid, an da
only way we can stay comfy is to curl up in front of a fan or on top of a
coldair vent. It's so hot dat even da dum Dogg only stays outside long
enough to poop den comes back inside.

Somecat needs to find da Out thermostat and turn it down!

Ranger the kittenpuddle

We knoze! It iz in da high 90s heer, and 102 is predikted fur Friday an
Caturday! Da hooman tellz us to pway to Bast so dat the elektrisity duzzent
fizzle owt!

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Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/19/2011 7:42:42 PM

Meowmie jest gotted bak frum Mwake. Da weafur waz awful, she sed. It was
hothot at nite an hard to sleep. Dey iz wurried bout da animalz an older
hoominz, like granmeowmie an granpawpaw.

Weze like da kool catifornia nitez, an anykittie iz welkome to port ovur
an share.

On 7/19/2011 11:28 AM, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
Da weather here in Illinoize is purrty awful. It's hothot and humid, an da
only way we can stay comfy is to curl up in front of a fan or on top of a
coldair vent. It's so hot dat even da dum Dogg only stays outside long
enough to poop den comes back inside.

Somecat needs to find da Out thermostat and turn it down!

Ranger the kittenpuddle

On Jul 19, 7:07*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Wascal mine deer fren iffin u don’t mine, I will stay in da IN while u
brafely huntz down diz fermometer and turnz itself down. *I will purr furr
ur suzzess. *Piglet listening to the thunder and wonder ing if it will
really rain.

Ob KORSE you stay in da in. Yoo is da inneLEKchoal typ an mor ob an
indoor kitty. Wee gott efferyfing wee kneed to be saf an wee will ress
frekwently an drink lossa wadder. It won' be a problem I will see yoo
wen wee getted bak. Giff mine lov to Granby an yoor clowder. An too
yoo too.

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Wascal

Ob KORSE you stay in da in. Yoo is da inneLEKchoal typ an mor ob an
indoor kitty. Wee gott efferyfing wee kneed to be saf an wee will ress
frekwently an drink lossa wadder. It won' be a problem I will see yoo
wen wee getted bak. Giff mine lov to Granby an yoor clowder. An too yoo
too.

If you need da use of a catacopter to cover long distances, I'z available
to fly you.

Harri

I will stay in da In. We are all mad at gramby diz dai. Her brouted home
diz big plant inna big pot. Her had 2 of dem but onlee broutded one in da
houze. Dem iz eggplantz her said. Duznt look like eggs to minself but
iffin it makes her happi to kall dem dat, so be it. O T lubz greens and waz
making readi to go nibble of da leeves and her tooked it back in da OUT.
Himself cried at da door for a bit den started pestering gramby ans smelling
her pant legs where her held da fingz on da way home. I finkz we shud maybe
add diz to da konplaint alreadi filed against herself. piglett happy that
Wascal understood her wanting to stay inside but gurmbling at gramby.

I got tired of paying nearly four bucks for a darn eggplant and decided, if
it wasn't too late, to buy plants. Wal Mart had them with 3 and 4 inch
eggplants already growing on the so I got two plants. Hope the food
pantry's around here like eggplant if they produce will have a gazillion.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

Ob KORSE you stay in da in. Yoo is da inneLEKchoal typ an mor ob an
indoor kitty. Wee gott efferyfing wee kneed to be saf an wee will ress
frekwently an drink lossa wadder. It won' be a problem I will see yoo
wen wee getted bak. Giff mine lov to Granby an yoor clowder. An too yoo
too.

If you need da use of a catacopter to cover long distances, I'z available
to fly you.

Harri

On Jul 20, 12:45*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Ob KORSE you stay in da in. Yoo is da inneLEKchoal typ an mor ob an
indoor kitty. Wee gott efferyfing wee kneed to be saf an wee will ress
frekwently an drink lossa wadder. It won' be a problem I will see yoo
wen wee getted bak. Giff mine lov to Granby an yoor clowder. An too yoo
too.

If you need da use of a catacopter to cover long distances, I'z available
to fly you.


Fangyu furry mulch. Wee ar seerchin an wood gnot be abl to see wut wee
was wooking for from up in de air. Butted wee may need to seerch
sumwere else if we don't fin it heer.

goes around flipping every electric switch he sees and wondering why
his Uncl Bill is finking about eggplant

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Wascal