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Killing the wadder monster
Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several
times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. -- Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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Marina wrote:
Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. LOL. Have you got any pictures of that? -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) A House is not a home, without a cat. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk |
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Marina wrote:
Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. Da wadder greebling (aka monster) can only be tamed if da meowmie buys da wadder fowntan fing fur da kittie to master! Ofurwise, da monster will always have da control and da monster greeblings win! Furrs Truly, Persia |
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"Marina" wrote in message
... Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. Oh Caliban - you silly brave boy :-) Susan M Otis and Chester |
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That's hilarious! I'd love to see pics of that.
Best wishes, Polonca and Soncek Marina wrote: Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. -- Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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Marina wrote:
Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? LOL!!! Does your digital camera take video? That would be priceless!!! -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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"jmcquown" wrote in message ... Marina wrote: Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. Da wadder greebling (aka monster) can only be tamed if da meowmie buys da wadder fowntan fing fur da kittie to master! Ofurwise, da monster will always have da control and da monster greeblings win! Furrs Truly, Persia Dere ain't no such fing as wadder monsters. Dat's just a tale to frighty der baby kitties. Me & da KFC won't drink no fresh or running wadder. We likes da dog bowl wot meowmie fills up outside da back door and we won't drink it if the wadder is not a few days old. Boyfie Meowmies note: it's true. They don't seem to like fresh water to drink, only old water from this dog bowl. I have cleaned it out and put new water in it today, which means they will be drinking out of the birdbaths for a couple of days I suppose. sigh |
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Christina Websell wrote:
"jmcquown" wrote in message ... Marina wrote: Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. Da wadder greebling (aka monster) can only be tamed if da meowmie buys da wadder fowntan fing fur da kittie to master! Ofurwise, da monster will always have da control and da monster greeblings win! Furrs Truly, Persia Dere ain't no such fing as wadder monsters. Dat's just a tale to frighty der baby kitties. Me & da KFC won't drink no fresh or running wadder. We likes da dog bowl wot meowmie fills up outside da back door and we won't drink it if the wadder is not a few days old. Boyfie Meowmies note: it's true. They don't seem to like fresh water to drink, only old water from this dog bowl. I have cleaned it out and put new water in it today, which means they will be drinking out of the birdbaths for a couple of days I suppose. sigh Persia's Reply: Dere is a diffurrence wif da bird bafs. Dem birdies are dum, I no dis cuz I lives wif da fing called da PAY-ROT. It dunks in da water! Just prooves dem birds are dum. Da bird baf wadder prolly tastes like da wet chik-en cat food. I doan know cuz mommy woan let me get dat cloze to da birdie. Persia |
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"jmcquown" wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: "jmcquown" wrote in message ... Marina wrote: Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. Da wadder greebling (aka monster) can only be tamed if da meowmie buys da wadder fowntan fing fur da kittie to master! Ofurwise, da monster will always have da control and da monster greeblings win! Furrs Truly, Persia Dere ain't no such fing as wadder monsters. Dat's just a tale to frighty der baby kitties. Me & da KFC won't drink no fresh or running wadder. We likes da dog bowl wot meowmie fills up outside da back door and we won't drink it if the wadder is not a few days old. Boyfie Meowmies note: it's true. They don't seem to like fresh water to drink, only old water from this dog bowl. I have cleaned it out and put new water in it today, which means they will be drinking out of the birdbaths for a couple of days I suppose. sigh Persia's Reply: Dere is a diffurrence wif da bird bafs. Dem birdies are dum, I no dis cuz I lives wif da fing called da PAY-ROT. It dunks in da water! Just prooves dem birds are dum. Da bird baf wadder prolly tastes like da wet chik-en cat food. I doan know cuz mommy woan let me get dat cloze to da birdie. Persia We not ave no payruts ere, Persia, we ave der chikkens & der geese. Der birdbaf was from when meowmie used to to der birdwatching. It just gets der ranewadder in now. Meowmie can't do der birdwatching no more cos me & KFC ete all der birdies!! We wud ete der littel chikkens too but meowmie won't let us. We two not reely scared of Shylock and Enid, dem geese, we just prefer not to share our space wiv dem. Dats all it is. We ave nuffin in common and dey are boring.. Boyfie P.S. and dey have dese serrated bekes wot pinch yoo btw. |
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message ... "jmcquown" wrote in message ... Marina wrote: Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. Da wadder greebling (aka monster) can only be tamed if da meowmie buys da wadder fowntan fing fur da kittie to master! Ofurwise, da monster will always have da control and da monster greeblings win! Furrs Truly, Persia Dere ain't no such fing as wadder monsters. Dat's just a tale to frighty der baby kitties. Me & da KFC won't drink no fresh or running wadder. We likes da dog bowl wot meowmie fills up outside da back door and we won't drink it if the wadder is not a few days old. Boyfie Meowmies note: it's true. They don't seem to like fresh water to drink, only old water from this dog bowl. I have cleaned it out and put new water in it today, which means they will be drinking out of the birdbaths for a couple of days I suppose. sigh yummy, sparrow flavoured water!! |
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