A cat forum. CatBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » CatBanter forum » Cat Newsgroups » Cat community
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Sillee Meowmie



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old January 1st 12, 11:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 570
Default Sillee Meowmie

Fur sum reezin, Meowmie haz startid tellin myownself fingz dat I alreddy
knowz. Fingz like, "Sundance, I can't see through you." Well, uv korse yoo
kant, Meowmie, dat wud be redikkle-us, an yoo wudnt be abul to admire myown
hansumness. Or, "Sundance, you're standing in front of the screen." Yes,
Meowmie, I pritty much knowz whare I iz standin all da time. Or, "Sundance,
your claws are sharp!" Yes, Meowmie, I keepz dem dat way.

I duznt know why she suddinly fingkz she haz to tell myownself deze fingz.

Sundance


  #2  
Old January 2nd 12, 02:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 424
Default Sillee Meowmie





Fur sum reezin, Meowmie haz startid tellin myownself fingz dat I alreddy

knowz. Fingz like, "Sundance, I can't see through you." Well, uv korse yoo
kant, Meowmie, dat wud be redikkle-us, an yoo wudnt be abul to admire myown
hansumness. Or, "Sundance, you're standing in front of the screen." Yes,
Meowmie, I pritty much knowz whare I iz standin all da time. Or, "Sundance,
your claws are sharp!" Yes, Meowmie, I keepz dem dat way.

I duznt know why she suddinly fingkz she haz to tell myownself deze fingz.

Sundance


Hoominz, hoo kan figur dem owt?

Mosey fur hiz howse.

  #3  
Old January 2nd 12, 03:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 969
Default Sillee Meowmie

I duznt know why she suddinly fingkz she haz to tell myownself deze
fingz.

Sundance


That seems to be a common human problem. Our meowmie always tells me
"Amelia, your claws are very sharp!". Of course they are, I work hard to
keep them sharp.

Amelia
  #4  
Old January 2nd 12, 07:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,746
Default Sillee Meowmie

Mine sez "You ar laying in my chayer"
....Uh Huh!

and "You aren't eating"
....Soooo? Gimme sumpin else!

and "You are sleeping all day"
...Duh. I yam uh cat, so haff da nite tuu.

and "You are on the table again!"
Right, I must lyke it up heer, where yu kaynt step on mine toez ur
tayle.
--
Pitô.ônya, Lykin diz game

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Fur sum reezin, Meowmie haz startid tellin myownself fingz dat I
alreddy knowz. Fingz like, "Sundance, I can't see through you." Well,
uv korse yoo kant, Meowmie, dat wud be redikkle-us, an yoo wudnt be
abul to admire myown hansumness. Or, "Sundance, you're standing in
front of the screen." Yes, Meowmie, I pritty much knowz whare I iz
standin all da time. Or, "Sundance, your claws are sharp!" Yes,
Meowmie, I keepz dem dat way.

I duznt know why she suddinly fingkz she haz to tell myownself deze
fingz.

Sundance



  #5  
Old January 2nd 12, 06:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 344
Default Sillee Meowmie

On Sun, 1 Jan 2012 14:11:58 -0800, Sundance wrote:

I duznt know why she suddinly fingkz she haz to tell myownself deze fingz.

Sundance


y'kno,

Hoomanz isn't as smart az kitties, an we hafta put up wif dis..

But dey do take care ob da fuds an lidderbox, and gib berry gud skritches an
belly rubs, so we gusses dat it awl ebens owt...

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/2/2012 12:50:16 PM
  #6  
Old January 2nd 12, 10:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,652
Default Sillee Meowmie

On Jan 2, 9:51*am, The Two Sisters wrote:
On Sun, 1 Jan 2012 14:11:58 -0800, Sundance wrote:
I duznt know why she suddinly fingkz she haz to tell myownself deze fingz.


Sundance


y'kno,

Hoomanz isn't as smart az kitties, an we hafta put up wif dis..

But dey do take care ob da fuds an lidderbox, and gib berry gud skritches an
belly rubs, so we gusses dat it awl ebens owt...

--
Purrs,

* * * * Cybèle & Oriane

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 1/2/2012 12:50:16 PM


Dey gibbus shelter, too, dat inkwoods nise pwush beds an windo seets.
An menny seekrit hidink pwayses.
MeOwy, furry pwoud dat da meowmie iss fwekwentwy unabl to fined
hursefl.
  #7  
Old January 20th 12, 08:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,912
Default Sillee Meowmie

diz net iz krankysumtimez hoominz juzt duzint make anee sense, OEJ, who haz
twu of diz type
offa hoominz
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Fur sum reezin, Meowmie haz startid tellin myownself fingz dat I alreddy
knowz. Fingz like, "Sundance, I can't see through you." Well, uv korse yoo
kant, Meowmie, dat wud be redikkle-us, an yoo wudnt be abul to admire
myown hansumness. Or, "Sundance, you're standing in front of the screen."
Yes, Meowmie, I pritty much knowz whare I iz standin all da time. Or,
"Sundance, your claws are sharp!" Yes, Meowmie, I keepz dem dat way.

I duznt know why she suddinly fingkz she haz to tell myownself deze fingz.

Sundance




 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Sillee Meowmie Sundance[_2_] Cat community 9 April 15th 11 09:04 PM
Mine Meowmee Iz Sillee Mosey \=^..^=\ Cat community 1 March 17th 10 07:10 PM
Am I a mean Meowmie? Magic Mood Jeep Cat anecdotes 17 May 3rd 07 11:23 AM
Help! Meowmie waz mean! Karen AKA Kajikit Cat anecdotes 3 April 10th 07 10:24 PM
What is Meowmie doing? Mischief Cat anecdotes 3 August 19th 05 03:21 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:40 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CatBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.