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Do you keep your cats indoors all the time or do you let 'em roam?
What sort of set-up do you have regarding this?

Motorways are the ideal kitty playground. To not let them out
without directions to the M6, via all overused A roads (and/or
popular B roads, although you should tell them rush hour is the most
fun) is practically considered animal cruelty.

Heh heh. You should go and troll the cat groups.

Wouldn't dream of it. I mean 'rec.pets.cats.anecdotes'? Wtf is that all
about? Get a life.

I had a look in 'em
in and **** me, what a scary bunch that lot are. *Especially* the
yanks. It's like, they think if you don't make the cat the centre of
your universe and/or have a PHD in cat keeping , then you are a sick
twisted **** for even wanting one!! I couldn't believe the number of
posts that went along the lines of 'my cats trained me to pick its
**** up everytime it dumps in the middle of the room ha ha ha clever
cat" ****...

I blame the Americans.

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Do you keep your cats indoors all the time or do you let 'em roam?
What sort of set-up do you have regarding this?

Motorways are the ideal kitty playground. To not let them out
without directions to the M6, via all overused A roads (and/or
popular B roads, although you should tell them rush hour is the most
fun) is practically considered animal cruelty.

Heh heh. You should go and troll the cat groups.

Wouldn't dream of it. I mean 'rec.pets.cats.anecdotes'? Wtf is that all
about? Get a life.

Dunno. Probably full of yanks tho'.

I had a look in 'em
in and **** me, what a scary bunch that lot are. *Especially* the
yanks. It's like, they think if you don't make the cat the centre of
your universe and/or have a PHD in cat keeping , then you are a sick
twisted **** for even wanting one!! I couldn't believe the number of
posts that went along the lines of 'my cats trained me to pick its
**** up everytime it dumps in the middle of the room ha ha ha clever
cat" ****...

I blame the Americans.

And the yanks. They're just as bad.

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"Jay Kaner" wrote in
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Do you keep your cats indoors all the time or do you let 'em
roam? What sort of set-up do you have regarding this?

Motorways are the ideal kitty playground. To not let them out
without directions to the M6, via all overused A roads (and/or
popular B roads, although you should tell them rush hour is the
most fun) is practically considered animal cruelty.

Heh heh. You should go and troll the cat groups.

Wouldn't dream of it. I mean 'rec.pets.cats.anecdotes'? Wtf is that
all about? Get a life.

Dunno. Probably full of yanks tho'.

I had a look in 'em
in and **** me, what a scary bunch that lot are. *Especially* the
yanks. It's like, they think if you don't make the cat the centre
of your universe and/or have a PHD in cat keeping , then you are a
sick twisted **** for even wanting one!! I couldn't believe the
number of posts that went along the lines of 'my cats trained me to
pick its **** up everytime it dumps in the middle of the room ha ha
ha clever cat" ****...

I blame the Americans.

And the yanks. They're just as bad.

I read somewhere that American cat owners are five times more likely to
be serial killers than those who own dogs.

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"Jay Kaner" wrote in
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Do you keep your cats indoors all the time or do you let 'em
roam? What sort of set-up do you have regarding this?

Motorways are the ideal kitty playground. To not let them out
without directions to the M6, via all overused A roads (and/or
popular B roads, although you should tell them rush hour is the
most fun) is practically considered animal cruelty.

Heh heh. You should go and troll the cat groups.

Wouldn't dream of it. I mean 'rec.pets.cats.anecdotes'? Wtf is that
all about? Get a life.

Dunno. Probably full of yanks tho'.

I had a look in 'em
in and **** me, what a scary bunch that lot are. *Especially* the
yanks. It's like, they think if you don't make the cat the centre
of your universe and/or have a PHD in cat keeping , then you are a
sick twisted **** for even wanting one!! I couldn't believe the
number of posts that went along the lines of 'my cats trained me to
pick its **** up everytime it dumps in the middle of the room ha ha
ha clever cat" ****...

I blame the Americans.

And the yanks. They're just as bad.

I read somewhere that American cat owners are five times more likely to
be serial killers than those who own dogs.

That's because they listen to their cats and do exactly what they tell 'em
to. "huh huh huh my cat trained me to go out and peel a woman's skin off her
back and wear it huh uhu uhh such a clever cat is my cat huh huhu huhuhuh"

I bet if they looked into it they'd find yank cat owners are 5000 times more
likely to be ****ing retarded.

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Do you keep your cats indoors all the time or do you let 'em
roam? What sort of set-up do you have regarding this?

Motorways are the ideal kitty playground. To not let them out
without directions to the M6, via all overused A roads (and/or
popular B roads, although you should tell them rush hour is the
most fun) is practically considered animal cruelty.

Heh heh. You should go and troll the cat groups.

Wouldn't dream of it. I mean 'rec.pets.cats.anecdotes'? Wtf is
that all about? Get a life.

Dunno. Probably full of yanks tho'.

I had a look in 'em
in and **** me, what a scary bunch that lot are. *Especially*
the yanks. It's like, they think if you don't make the cat the
centre of your universe and/or have a PHD in cat keeping , then
you are a sick twisted **** for even wanting one!! I couldn't
believe the number of posts that went along the lines of 'my
cats trained me to pick its **** up everytime it dumps in the
middle of the room ha ha ha clever cat" ****...

I blame the Americans.

And the yanks. They're just as bad.

I read somewhere that American cat owners are five times more likely
to be serial killers than those who own dogs.

That's because they listen to their cats and do exactly what they tell
'em to. "huh huh huh my cat trained me to go out and peel a woman's
skin off her back and wear it huh uhu uhh such a clever cat is my cat
huh huhu huhuhuh"

Shocking yet revealing at the same time. If I ever see a cat owner
wearing a woman's skin, I'll know to steer well clear.

I bet if they looked into it they'd find yank cat owners are 5000
times more likely to be ****ing retarded.

Whether they own a cat or not.

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"Jay Kaner" wrote in
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Do you keep your cats indoors all the time or do you let 'em
roam? What sort of set-up do you have regarding this?

Motorways are the ideal kitty playground. To not let them out
without directions to the M6, via all overused A roads (and/or
popular B roads, although you should tell them rush hour is the
most fun) is practically considered animal cruelty.

Heh heh. You should go and troll the cat groups.

Wouldn't dream of it. I mean 'rec.pets.cats.anecdotes'? Wtf is
that all about? Get a life.

Dunno. Probably full of yanks tho'.

I had a look in 'em
in and **** me, what a scary bunch that lot are. *Especially*
the yanks. It's like, they think if you don't make the cat the
centre of your universe and/or have a PHD in cat keeping , then
you are a sick twisted **** for even wanting one!! I couldn't
believe the number of posts that went along the lines of 'my
cats trained me to pick its **** up everytime it dumps in the
middle of the room ha ha ha clever cat" ****...

I blame the Americans.

And the yanks. They're just as bad.

I read somewhere that American cat owners are five times more likely
to be serial killers than those who own dogs.

That's because they listen to their cats and do exactly what they tell
'em to. "huh huh huh my cat trained me to go out and peel a woman's
skin off her back and wear it huh uhu uhh such a clever cat is my cat
huh huhu huhuhuh"

Shocking yet revealing at the same time. If I ever see a cat owner
wearing a woman's skin, I'll know to steer well clear.

Or steer straight at 'em. then reverse over the ****er just to make sure

I bet if they looked into it they'd find yank cat owners are 5000
times more likely to be ****ing retarded.

Whether they own a cat or not.

Same with the smell of cat's **** in their house