Sumfing's fishey heer in Bawlmer

Kittiez, derez sumfing fishy goin on heer anna I don't meen da fishiez youze
eets! After Meowmie made me my dinner (he gets 1/4 package Sheba soft
catfood that hides a thyroid pill and the content of a
glucosamine-chondroitin cpsule), herz wentid off to da store to get sum
stuffs. When her gotted back, she said, "Well Boogie, that's all for
tonight. I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I've got to take away your food".

Meowmie noze dattid dere must be fud at alla timez ofurwise I'll starf!
She'z knowd dis fur 17 yeers and has usually been most compliant. Da
lastest time I can rememfur her takin way ALLA mine fuds waz when I was
gonna go to TEDs da nexted day. Y'll don suppoze dat she'ds takin me to see
TED tommorow? I noze dat mine bref izznt da most pleasantest anna deres a
shameful amount of matz inna mine furz, buttid I didna fink dat Meowmie wud
take me to TEDs fur fur problems.

Annofur issue iz da fact dat Meowmie gottid owt da camera and started takin
pichoors of me.

(Meowmie note: Boogie, indeed, is TED bound tomorrow. He's scheduled for
dental work {cleaning etc.} and the groomer is going to give him a "shave
down" as he has accumulated the most appalling collection of mats. They're
very close to the skin and are very challenging for me to deal with. He's
let me trim away the ones on his hips, but I can't do his belly and some
other spots. I know he'll look "different" (I'd say silly, but he's
watching me type at the moment), but it's far better than those nasty mats.

I'm gonna attemp to eggscape usin da transpurrter. I'll write after I've
taken my na...er made mineown eggscape.

Yer fren in Bawlmer,
Boogie, da HarpurrCat, VC, TCC, BS, not quite MS...

who's meowmie just brot up da cat bocks frum da basement,

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I'm gonna attemp to eggscape usin da transpurrter. I'll write after I've
taken my na...er made mineown eggscape.

Yer fren in Bawlmer,
Boogie, da HarpurrCat, VC, TCC, BS, not quite MS...

who's meowmie just brot up da cat bocks frum da basement,

Oh, Boogie mine bud, dat sounz bad! I would say to make a wub fur da
teleporter, if yourz meowmie hafnt already stuck you in da kitty bocks.

You want dat FluffyKitz should bring you some yummy fudz?

Sammy Kitten

diz iz veri suspikuz, I wuuld hide ifin it wuz minesef, Tiger
Boogie's Mom wrote in message
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Kittiez, derez sumfing fishy goin on heer anna I don't meen da fishiez
youze
eets! After Meowmie made me my dinner (he gets 1/4 package Sheba soft
catfood that hides a thyroid pill and the content of a
glucosamine-chondroitin cpsule), herz wentid off to da store to get sum
stuffs. When her gotted back, she said, "Well Boogie, that's all for
tonight. I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I've got to take away your food".

Meowmie noze dattid dere must be fud at alla timez ofurwise I'll starf!
She'z knowd dis fur 17 yeers and has usually been most compliant. Da
lastest time I can rememfur her takin way ALLA mine fuds waz when I was
gonna go to TEDs da nexted day. Y'll don suppoze dat she'ds takin me to
see
TED tommorow? I noze dat mine bref izznt da most pleasantest anna deres a
shameful amount of matz inna mine furz, buttid I didna fink dat Meowmie
wud
take me to TEDs fur fur problems.

Annofur issue iz da fact dat Meowmie gottid owt da camera and started
takin
pichoors of me.

(Meowmie note: Boogie, indeed, is TED bound tomorrow. He's scheduled for
dental work {cleaning etc.} and the groomer is going to give him a "shave
down" as he has accumulated the most appalling collection of mats.
They're
very close to the skin and are very challenging for me to deal with. He's
let me trim away the ones on his hips, but I can't do his belly and some
other spots. I know he'll look "different" (I'd say silly, but he's
watching me type at the moment), but it's far better than those nasty
mats.

I'm gonna attemp to eggscape usin da transpurrter. I'll write after I've
taken my na...er made mineown eggscape.

Yer fren in Bawlmer,
Boogie, da HarpurrCat, VC, TCC, BS, not quite MS...

who's meowmie just brot up da cat bocks frum da basement,

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Boogie, mine luff, teleport down here to Furrlorida, where you'll
be safe and can smurgle with me (and the PawPaw). GranMeowmie
will feed you whatever you want, and if she isn't sniffling too
much Meowmie Debby will brush you.

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
Queen Of The Moggies

Kittiez, derez sumfing fishy goin on heer anna I don't meen da
fishiez youze eets! After Meowmie made me my dinner (he gets
1/4 package Sheba soft catfood that hides a thyroid pill and
the content of a glucosamine-chondroitin cpsule), herz wentid
off to da store to get sum stuffs. When her gotted back, she
said, "Well Boogie, that's all for tonight. I'm sorry,
sweetheart, but I've got to take away your food".

Meowmie noze dattid dere must be fud at alla timez ofurwise
I'll starf! She'z knowd dis fur 17 yeers and has usually been
most compliant. Da lastest time I can rememfur her takin way
ALLA mine fuds waz when I was gonna go to TEDs da nexted day.
Y'll don suppoze dat she'ds takin me to see TED tommorow? I
noze dat mine bref izznt da most pleasantest anna deres a
shameful amount of matz inna mine furz, buttid I didna fink dat
Meowmie wud take me to TEDs fur fur problems.

Annofur issue iz da fact dat Meowmie gottid owt da camera and
started takin pichoors of me.

(Meowmie note: Boogie, indeed, is TED bound tomorrow. He's
scheduled for dental work {cleaning etc.} and the groomer is
going to give him a "shave down" as he has accumulated the most
appalling collection of mats. They're very close to the skin
and are very challenging for me to deal with. He's let me trim
away the ones on his hips, but I can't do his belly and some
other spots. I know he'll look "different" (I'd say silly, but
he's watching me type at the moment), but it's far better than
those nasty mats.

I'm gonna attemp to eggscape usin da transpurrter. I'll write
after I've taken my na...er made mineown eggscape.

Yer fren in Bawlmer,
Boogie, da HarpurrCat, VC, TCC, BS, not quite MS...

who's meowmie just brot up da cat bocks frum da basement,

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