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Default OT This one is for you catnipped You Might Be From Texas if.........

On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 23:50:54 GMT, "Matthew AKA NMR \( NO MORE RETAIL
\)" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote:

Course a lot of these would work for us here in Oklahoma, too.
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for
a funnel.

Well at least until the hail starts, then it's time to get inside and
calm the kitties

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the
distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

Very true, though distance does come into play if it's a LONG hike to
get inside to the air conditioning

6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.


Nope, nothing wrong with overalls at a funeral, though it should be
noted that the overalls should be fairly new dark blue rather than the
ones with blue and white stripes. Also, you baseball cap should be
relatively free of oil stains

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in
the same store.

True of all the better stores - also a good place to buy overalls

16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.

Nah, I've got to disagree with this one. Now, a diesel dually crew cab
F350 4x4, that's REAL class!
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