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Old November 2nd 14, 12:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mark Edwards
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Went to Costco today, and saw the bin filled with sheepskin throws. I
thought, "Cool! The cats will LOVE this!" So I put a brown one in my basket.

I had two guys tell me it looked like a bear. I agreed, and told them I
caught it trying to eat the rib-eyes back in the meat department, and I
had to strangle it with my bare hands.

Well, the cats must have been listening, because Apache was terrified,
and maybe traumatized when I brought it inside. She refused to sit on it
when I brought her over to the couch where I had laid it.

Miss Emily, when I showed it to her, jumped off onto the coffee table,
and said she wanted back outside NOW, if that thing was in the house.

Little Feet ignored it. The only brave cat in the house was Little Boy,
and he only sniffed it and walked away.

I have obviously moved to an entirely new level of cat-abusing thug.


Hugs and Purrs,
Mark
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Old November 2nd 14, 01:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Jack Campin
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Went to Costco today, and saw the bin filled with sheepskin throws.
I thought, "Cool! The cats will LOVE this!"

[they didn't..]
I have obviously moved to an entirely new level of cat-abusing thug.


I would guess that Costco treated it with weird chemicals for storage.
Once they've evaporated or been washed out the cats should start taking
an interest.

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Old November 2nd 14, 05:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Sylvia M[_3_]
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"Jack Campin" wrote in message
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Went to Costco today, and saw the bin filled with sheepskin throws.
I thought, "Cool! The cats will LOVE this!"

[they didn't..]
I have obviously moved to an entirely new level of cat-abusing thug.


I would guess that Costco treated it with weird chemicals for storage.
Once they've evaporated or been washed out the cats should start taking
an interest.

Either that, or Costco is good at allowing returns.
Just tell them that your cats did not like it ;-)


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Old November 2nd 14, 05:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Joy
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Default The cats are not happy with me

On 11/1/2014 5:23 PM, Mark Edwards wrote:

Went to Costco today, and saw the bin filled with sheepskin throws. I
thought, "Cool! The cats will LOVE this!" So I put a brown one in my
basket.

I had two guys tell me it looked like a bear. I agreed, and told them I
caught it trying to eat the rib-eyes back in the meat department, and I
had to strangle it with my bare hands.

Well, the cats must have been listening, because Apache was terrified,
and maybe traumatized when I brought it inside. She refused to sit on it
when I brought her over to the couch where I had laid it.

Miss Emily, when I showed it to her, jumped off onto the coffee table,
and said she wanted back outside NOW, if that thing was in the house.

Little Feet ignored it. The only brave cat in the house was Little Boy,
and he only sniffed it and walked away.

I have obviously moved to an entirely new level of cat-abusing thug.


Hugs and Purrs,
Mark


Seriously, you should write a book. Your cat stories are so entertaining!

Joy

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Old November 2nd 14, 11:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
jmcquown[_2_]
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On 11/1/2014 9:30 PM, Jack Campin wrote:
Went to Costco today, and saw the bin filled with sheepskin throws.
I thought, "Cool! The cats will LOVE this!"

[they didn't..]
I have obviously moved to an entirely new level of cat-abusing thug.


I would guess that Costco treated it with weird chemicals for storage.
Once they've evaporated or been washed out the cats should start taking
an interest.

Yep, a run through the wash should help. Then, fresh out of the dryer,
nice and warm and I'll bet the cats would love them.

Jill

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Old November 2nd 14, 05:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Jack G.
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Default The cats are not happy with me

On Sunday, November 2, 2014 3:08:12 AM UTC-8, jmcquown wrote:
On 11/1/2014 9:30 PM, Jack Campin wrote:
Went to Costco today, and saw the bin filled with sheepskin throws.
I thought, "Cool! The cats will LOVE this!"

[they didn't..]
I have obviously moved to an entirely new level of cat-abusing thug.


I would guess that Costco treated it with weird chemicals for storage.
Once they've evaporated or been washed out the cats should start taking
an interest.

Yep, a run through the wash should help. Then, fresh out of the dryer,
nice and warm and I'll bet the cats would love them.

Jill


Cats have a keen sense of smell and washing it could help.
 




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