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Da Pawty Beginz! (was: Inbitatshun to a pardee!)
tiger comez drink in hand, you kuldint haf bringed ani nizer prezzie danna
lobzterz anna chowder, i lofez dem bof, anna soft sharez wif me when her getsa chowder, thank yourownsefz veri muc, Tiger "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jun 5, 8:00 pm, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote: A porter twinkles twinkles and lands and out step Mosey, Mimzy and Bob Qat. Dey go up tew Mme. Anaïs and wish hur a happee purrday n annibershury. Wooking urownd, dey r amazed at awl uff da fudz n balloons n see awl dere frendz. Mosey hands Mme. Anaïs a nise gifty bag "dis is fur yer happee purrday n happee anivursary' frum thu Kits n mee. It is sum reely gud nip. Haow iz efferbuddy? Iz a reely a nise day innit? Boy da fudz smells gud n efferfing wooks wike fun. Yoo wook reely nise Mme Mme. Anaïs Mimzy wooks uround fur Morgana n Bob wooks urownd for MeOwy. Dey probubly bee heer soon. Hi OT. Yeah, dat wuz sum entranse Pi2nya. Diz iz gonna be fun. We brotz kazoos fur efferbuddy tew pway wiff. Mosey "O T watches as Pi2nya enters the room, floating at the end of the balloons. Now dat iza entranze. Dat wuz really kewel. Happi annifersary anna happt purrday to each oz u. He turns around to look for Harri who was right behind him a few minutes ago, talking to some of the girl cats. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" [Anaïs walks into the ballroom, decorated with streamers, Pitoonya's balloons and the like. The bar-kitties have two well-stocked bars set up; the small dance band is unpacking their instruments, the dance-floor is polished; the chef and kitchen staff are setting up buffet tables, and Anaïs lifts up a few lids]: Ummmmm, Chicken stuffed wif spinich and feta cheese; fried mice and eggplant; roast beast wif horseradish sawce; langostinos fra diablo.... dese luk gud gud. [A porter twinkles, and Elektra,the young priestess steps out] Mewo, Elektra, how iz yurself? I is so glad dat yoo cud make it! [Elektra] I iz fine, and I was able to get Tiger's prezzie for you! [she paws over a leather jewelry box; Anaïs opens it. In it is a gold kitten, a replica of one of the ones at the feet of Bast's statue in the Temple; it has tiny emerald eyes and an earring] Ooooooh, datz luffly, Elektra; he can hang it frum owr winking collar! [She puts it into the box, and waits for other guests to arrive] Dis will be a nice pawty; we haff such nice kitties in da community, and alwayz haff gud fuds - I hope dat yoo aren't on a diet! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Pit2nya letz go ov hur baloonz which float up to the seeling, and gracefully lands on her feetz... Gud effinink awll...Elektra, heow nize tu see yu agayne. Hapy Purrday, Anais... Pit2nya pawz Anais a long thin silver bockz in which is a silver necklace: 00000=====88888OOOO#### Wear it in gudgud healff, dear. -- Pitô.ônya A porter twinkles nearby and a red jeep-fing drives out. It stops quickly and out pile Missy (from the drivers seat) Maggy May, Sunrise, WooToo, Wascal and Bear. Bear is wearing back-packs and he is also decorated like a Rose Bowl float with beautiful red and white flowers. "Hello efferykitty an happy happy to da wunnerful couple. We brung presies an fudz" - Maggy May Wascal and Missy are unloading the patient, happy Bear and soon put several big Catnetticut Lopsters and a huge vat of Catneticut Klam Chowder, full of clams, cream and butter, on a folding table. The flowers stay on and one pack full of presents is put to the side "Heer r da presies" - Maggy May -- Will in New Haven |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.
O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 21:08:35 -0700 (PDT), Will in
New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: "Hello efferykitty an happy happy to da wunnerful couple. We brung presies an fudz" - Maggy May Wascal and Missy are unloading the patient, happy Bear and soon put several big Catnetticut Lopsters and a huge vat of Catneticut Klam Chowder, full of clams, cream and butter, on a folding table. The flowers stay on and one pack full of presents is put to the side "Heer r da presies" - Maggy May [hedbutts all around] Awww, fangu, gize! We iz so glad dat yoo cud make it - haff sum appytizerz an a drink! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/6/2009 12:07:06 PM |
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fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why
i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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trudi sees the chowder... i betsa soft wuuld like dat recipe, Trudi, who
admires anifud wif butter init or onit "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 21:08:35 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: "Hello efferykitty an happy happy to da wunnerful couple. We brung presies an fudz" - Maggy May Wascal and Missy are unloading the patient, happy Bear and soon put several big Catnetticut Lopsters and a huge vat of Catneticut Klam Chowder, full of clams, cream and butter, on a folding table. The flowers stay on and one pack full of presents is put to the side "Heer r da presies" - Maggy May [hedbutts all around] Awww, fangu, gize! We iz so glad dat yoo cud make it - haff sum appytizerz an a drink! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/6/2009 12:07:06 PM |
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Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth purrday.. Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it simply hazz engraved "TUIT". -- Pitô.ônya "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws typed: Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse! Sundance Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box] Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 |
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Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna
see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Aftur saying hihi tew awl hiz frendz, Mosey n da Kits go overtew Anais n gib
hurself a tiny bawx wif silver eerings . Happee Purrday tew yoo. Mimzy says "we piked deeze owt owrseffs, not nowint pi2nya gotted yoo a bootiful necklase. Dey will wook nise togeffer on yoo. We gived Tiger a fun kite tew fly wif hiz frendz. We gots lotza kites dat we brot. We luffs yoo n Tiger. Mosey, Mimzy n Bob Qat. iiii iiiii iiiiii \iiiiii/ wee mayde a cake fur yoo..doze r kandles hoap yoo wike et. |
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tiger pawz ofur hizown key... itsa flat sqware box, wif blue anna white
rappin, der iz little mouwseez anna kandlez onna paper, Tiger "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Did yoo find et umkay or yoo want mee tew help yoo Willow? Mosey
tiger pawz ofur hizown key... itsa flat sqware box, wif blue anna white rappin, der iz little mouwseez anna kandlez onna paper, Tiger Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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