I got satted on

I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez
"is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps up
fwum hur chare an wuns to fine mine sewf an dey ekschaynjing wurds
bout turnink on da lite befour sittink on da bed in da dark.

I wuz okay an findid dis a gud awpurrtoonadee to gettted da meowmie
intew da fwunt woom to pway wugby.

Den we didded pway wugby. An pawpaw wenttid to bed an swept.

Kwose kawl, itted wuz.

MeOwy

"MeOwy"
I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez
"is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps up
fwum hur chare an wuns to fine mine sewf an dey ekschaynjing wurds
bout turnink on da lite befour sittink on da bed in da dark.

I wuz okay an findid dis a gud awpurrtoonadee to gettted da meowmie
intew da fwunt woom to pway wugby.

Den we didded pway wugby. An pawpaw wenttid to bed an swept.

Kwose kawl, itted wuz.

MeOwy

I am sew gwad yoo r umkay.
Mosey

Gwad evvywon iz ohkay.

Maybe dis wud hewp - iffin they had it inna kitty-paw-fwendly wamp
styil.

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Hm, I hope dis iznt somfing spreddin amung da hoominz. First I wuz squshed,
now yoo were satted on. Hoominz needz to be much mor kareful.

Sundance

"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez
"is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps up
fwum hur chare an wuns to fine mine sewf an dey ekschaynjing wurds
bout turnink on da lite befour sittink on da bed in da dark.

I wuz okay an findid dis a gud awpurrtoonadee to gettted da meowmie
intew da fwunt woom to pway wugby.

Den we didded pway wugby. An pawpaw wenttid to bed an swept.

Kwose kawl, itted wuz.

MeOwy

da soft sumtiimez sit on one of uses in owrz pooter chair, Trudi, one of
eight who get smooched inna chair beclawz soft duzint allatime check da
chair
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez
"is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps up
fwum hur chare an wuns to fine mine sewf an dey ekschaynjing wurds
bout turnink on da lite befour sittink on da bed in da dark.

I wuz okay an findid dis a gud awpurrtoonadee to gettted da meowmie
intew da fwunt woom to pway wugby.

Den we didded pway wugby. An pawpaw wenttid to bed an swept.

Kwose kawl, itted wuz.

MeOwy

Hihi diz iz O T anna we all hadz ta learn to get out of da Grambys weigh.
At firdst her tried not ta step on ourselvez but finally after her falled
twice her said "U csat know I can't always see you, move or be stepped on."
Wellz we learndt ta moof and now der izn a proflem.


"Sundance" wrote in message
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Hm, I hope dis iznt somfing spreddin amung da hoominz. First I wuz
squshed, now yoo were satted on. Hoominz needz to be much mor kareful.

Sundance

"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez
"is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps up
fwum hur chare an wuns to fine mine sewf an dey ekschaynjing wurds
bout turnink on da lite befour sittink on da bed in da dark.

I wuz okay an findid dis a gud awpurrtoonadee to gettted da meowmie
intew da fwunt woom to pway wugby.

Den we didded pway wugby. An pawpaw wenttid to bed an swept.

Kwose kawl, itted wuz.

MeOwy

which wurkz purti gud, lunlezz you iz azleep inna comfy spot lika pooter
chair, butted oej sayed me anna chester shuld be veri glad dat da soft hazt
gotten muc llezz fluffy or it wuuld be muc so muc wurze, MH,
"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T anna we all hadz ta learn to get out of da Grambys weigh.
At firdst her tried not ta step on ourselvez but finally after her falled
twice her said "U csat know I can't always see you, move or be stepped
on." Wellz we learndt ta moof and now der izn a proflem.


"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Hm, I hope dis iznt somfing spreddin amung da hoominz. First I wuz
squshed, now yoo were satted on. Hoominz needz to be much mor kareful.

Sundance

"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez
"is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps up
fwum hur chare an wuns to fine mine sewf an dey ekschaynjing wurds
bout turnink on da lite befour sittink on da bed in da dark.

I wuz okay an findid dis a gud awpurrtoonadee to gettted da meowmie
intew da fwunt woom to pway wugby.

Den we didded pway wugby. An pawpaw wenttid to bed an swept.

Kwose kawl, itted wuz.

MeOwy

On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:48:49 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Yet anufur case ob a kitty indignitee! Hoomans
needs to haff warnink devices attached to
demselves!

I iz glad dat yoo escaped!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/20/2009 10:36:08 PM

On Aug 20, 8:36*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:48:49 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. *Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

* * * * Yet anufur case ob a kitty indignitee! Hoomans
needs to haff warnink devices attached to
demselves!

* * * * I iz glad dat yoo escaped!

--
Purrs,

* * * * Mme. Anaïs

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 8/20/2009 10:36:08 PM

I is a furry fast kittee, as well as dainty and surefooted amung da
balyooablz, wike yoorsewf, Mme. Anais.

Neffurdawess I fink I wil ordur a Fewix da Cat wamp wif dat Fewix
poinkink to mine spot on da bed so da hoominz wil dywek dere attenshun
dere.

Wike Sundance habb notised, dis is an eppydemmik!

Twoodi is furry darink dudeing dis in da middl ob dis reppedemick.

Usses bedder be on ar toez, huh. MeOwy

MeOwy wrote:

I wuz habbink a kwiet gnap on mine own on da hoominz bed in da dark an
da pawpaw wak in an sitted ware I wuz gnappin. Satted on mE an I
wunned awff furry fast.

Den da hoominz yellink, pawpaw sez "i sat on the cat" an meowmie sez
"is she injurd?" an pawpaw sez "no she awlwite" an meowmie weeps up
fwum hur chare an wuns to fine mine sewf an dey ekschaynjing wurds
bout turnink on da lite befour sittink on da bed in da dark.

I wuz okay an findid dis a gud awpurrtoonadee to gettted da meowmie
intew da fwunt woom to pway wugby.

Den we didded pway wugby. An pawpaw wenttid to bed an swept.

Kwose kawl, itted wuz.

MeOwy

You poor dear. What a traumatic moment. I hope you are adequately
compensated.

--
Regards,
Fred
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