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  #111  
Old March 24th 11, 03:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default the efinin mixer..Kuples Coctail Pardy.

8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic
inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture


Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya

  #112  
Old March 24th 11, 08:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default the efinin mixer..Kuples Coctail Pardy.


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna
same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture


Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya


Fangu, Sweetee! Da dringk an ordurfz will juss hit da spot!

Sundance


  #113  
Old March 24th 11, 04:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default the efinin mixer

Booker lukz ovur at Chappy an sez, deze sure ar nice ladikatz, an gud
dancers.

Such soft furz yu haf Tina, an yur kollar complimintz yur beautiful eyez.

Duzent Chappy haf sum gud dancin muvz? I fink he leerned dem jumpin fur
fudz.

Ize enjoing diz dancin.

On 3/23/2011 4:44 PM, rafflescat wrote:
On Mar 23, 4:31 pm, Debby wrote:
Fangs! Yu simpwee has ta tell me ware yu get yure furz done? Myne furz
ar soso awrful! An myne cwaws??? Dont wook!Sukie hides the offending
paws behind her back, but finds it hard to put her collar on that
way....hmmmmmh.....dwat!
Sukie Gordon


Don't worry! You looks fine. My furs are a little messed up because
Auntie Debby hasn't been brushing me efurry day like she's supposed
to. My claws are nice and sharp, too.

Tina


Dats beclaws of da ...well sumfin.....itz gud! I used it too. Are yu
enjoyin dancin wiff Booker? I wike Chappy....a wot.
Sukie

  #114  
Old March 24th 11, 04:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default the efinin mixer

trudi smilez at efurione danzin anna injoyin demselvez as she walks arownd
bof efintz ta make sure itz gowin smooth...
"Booker" wrote in message
. ..
Booker lukz ovur at Chappy an sez, deze sure ar nice ladikatz, an gud
dancers.

Such soft furz yu haf Tina, an yur kollar complimintz yur beautiful eyez.

Duzent Chappy haf sum gud dancin muvz? I fink he leerned dem jumpin fur
fudz.

Ize enjoing diz dancin.

On 3/23/2011 4:44 PM, rafflescat wrote:
On Mar 23, 4:31 pm, Debby wrote:
Fangs! Yu simpwee has ta tell me ware yu get yure furz done? Myne furz
ar soso awrful! An myne cwaws??? Dont wook!Sukie hides the offending
paws behind her back, but finds it hard to put her collar on that
way....hmmmmmh.....dwat!
Sukie Gordon

Don't worry! You looks fine. My furs are a little messed up because
Auntie Debby hasn't been brushing me efurry day like she's supposed
to. My claws are nice and sharp, too.

Tina


Dats beclaws of da ...well sumfin.....itz gud! I used it too. Are yu
enjoyin dancin wiff Booker? I wike Chappy....a wot.
Sukie



  #115  
Old March 24th 11, 04:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default the efinin mixer

Ize honored dat yu haf agreeed to danze wif mineself, Sukie.

Yu luk beeutiful diz eevenin, an yur furz ar so perfektly ranged. Wat
pretty nailz!

Ize bin prackticin mi dancin, so shall weze haf a spin? Den weze kin
check da buffet. I heer der ar sum reel delikaciez tonite.

Chappy, tryin to memfur all his mannerz.

On 3/23/2011 4:18 PM, rafflescat wrote:
*Sukie does a time trip* No-one sees as she quickly polishes her nails
on the... well sumfin...... and streaks back through time into
Chappies arms....he never even noticed the time trip and takes Sukies
paw and admires her beautiful nayles. She
ppppppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!





On Mar 23, 1:01 am, wrote:
the gurls return the stone having used it for a quick manicure while trudi
found booker... trudi slips iit back away for another time, , smiles that
the two kuplez iz gonna danze and returns to her perch behind the kollarz
wrote in message

...







Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.


Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?


Booker, cited.


On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back


On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.


The party builds.


  #116  
Old March 24th 11, 11:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default the efinin mixer

Dats fyne! We will see hur waiter aftur hur snakz n meentyme... mees
gotted boy kittiez tu danse wiff!!

Sukie


On Mar 24, 1:54*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi hearz and sayz, she barrowed harri gordon's porter when himz wented ta
bizit willow, she kamed ta get snakz fur ot anna piglette anna willow who iz
inkuragin da grambyta get onwifit *so i suspekt she haz taked da fud she
didunt eat home... she will be back one way or da ofur... efentulee.

Trudi, knowin lizie will love hafin furndz"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Mar 23, 4:32 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:

Sukie is looking pensively at Lizzie Borden and thinking that they are
very similar (cept da Meomie has cutted Sukies nayles an dey are a
mess, she hides them behind her back)
Hey Tina Marie! Dus yu mynd if Lizzie Borden comes wiff usses? I fink
she wud wuke furry nyce inna bwoo collur,tu contwast wiff yure gween
an myne wed wun.
Shaw I wun an ask Lizzie if she wants tu chum up wiff usses??
Sukie fluffs her tail prettily an looks at Tina Marie.


Sure! Iffen we finds mancats, we could triple date!


Tina


Dats gwate! I hasta find her agen! Ware has Lizzie Borden goned? We
wants hur fur a *gudgud fwend!
Sukie, wookin


  #117  
Old March 24th 11, 11:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default the efinin mixer

On Mar 24, 3:28*pm, Booker wrote:
Ize honored dat yu haf agreeed to danze wif mineself, Sukie.

Yu luk beeutiful diz eevenin, an yur furz ar so perfektly ranged. Wat
pretty nailz!

Ize bin prackticin mi dancin, so shall weze haf a spin? Den weze kin
check da buffet. I heer der ar sum reel delikaciez tonite.

Chappy, tryin to memfur all his mannerz.

On 3/23/2011 4:18 PM, rafflescat wrote:

Oh fangu! Dis is jist a owld fing me frew on! Myne nayles? Well dese
were curtesy of Trudi an the ...well sumfin.....dey ar wuffurlee doe,
I wike dat... well sumfin....I want wun!
Sukie twirls around Chappy and bats her eyelashes shamelessly




*Sukie does a time trip* No-one sees as she quickly polishes her nails
on the... well sumfin...... and streaks back through time into
Chappies arms....he never even noticed the time trip and takes Sukies
paw and admires her beautiful nayles. She
ppppppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!


On Mar 23, 1:01 am, *wrote:
the gurls return the stone having used it for a quick manicure while trudi
found booker... trudi slips iit back away for another time, , smiles that
the two kuplez iz gonna danze and returns to her perch behind the kollarz
*wrote in message


...


Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.


Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?


Booker, cited.


On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back


On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, * *wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
* * *wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars....
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
* * * wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. *Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? *She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. *Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. *Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. *Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. *As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. *A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. *On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.


The party builds.


  #118  
Old March 24th 11, 11:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default the efinin mixer

ok den,, trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Dats fyne! We will see hur waiter aftur hur snakz n meentyme... mees
gotted boy kittiez tu danse wiff!!

Sukie


On Mar 24, 1:54 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi hearz and sayz, she barrowed harri gordon's porter when himz wented
ta
bizit willow, she kamed ta get snakz fur ot anna piglette anna willow who
iz
inkuragin da grambyta get onwifit so i suspekt she haz taked da fud she
didunt eat home... she will be back one way or da ofur... efentulee.

Trudi, knowin lizie will love hafin furndz"rafflescat"
wrote in message

...
On Mar 23, 4:32 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:

Sukie is looking pensively at Lizzie Borden and thinking that they are
very similar (cept da Meomie has cutted Sukies nayles an dey are a
mess, she hides them behind her back)
Hey Tina Marie! Dus yu mynd if Lizzie Borden comes wiff usses? I fink
she wud wuke furry nyce inna bwoo collur,tu contwast wiff yure gween
an myne wed wun.
Shaw I wun an ask Lizzie if she wants tu chum up wiff usses??
Sukie fluffs her tail prettily an looks at Tina Marie.


Sure! Iffen we finds mancats, we could triple date!


Tina


Dats gwate! I hasta find her agen! Ware has Lizzie Borden goned? We
wants hur fur a gudgud fwend!
Sukie, wookin



  #119  
Old March 25th 11, 04:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default the efinin mixer..Kuples Coctail Pardy.

Sweedee, du yu gnotiz heow kwiet it iz in heer?
I wunner weer da uddur winkt kitteez ar?
Hoo has da lyzt ov winkt kitteez, I wunner?
DumMeowmee deeleetid it.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic
inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture


Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya


Fangu, Sweetee! Da dringk an ordurfz will juss hit da spot!

Sundance



  #120  
Old March 25th 11, 04:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default the efinin mixer..Kuples Coctail Pardy.

i haza lizt, anna chester iz ofur der watin onna lucy, da spekal furndz iz
alzo supozetda be here, so rebeka anna hercule culd come, storrmmee anna
rosco hada danze earleir i thinkz, mosey iz nappin wif meowie but i izsure
dey will be bak later, mh wenteede ta howld missy's paw while da bear wuz
gettin hizown operashun but i thinkz dey iz returnin purtee soon, ... i hope
sum more kittys come soon beclawz ofur wise i will hasta start callin kittys
onna catalite phone.

trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Sweedee, du yu gnotiz heow kwiet it iz in heer?
I wunner weer da uddur winkt kitteez ar?
Hoo has da lyzt ov winkt kitteez, I wunner?
DumMeowmee deeleetid it.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic
inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture

Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya


Fangu, Sweetee! Da dringk an ordurfz will juss hit da spot!

Sundance





 




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