Alternit fud sorcez

On Jul 2, 10:50*am, "Sundance" wrote:
It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. *I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee, I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance

Twee kittiez stare at Sundance in amazement......wow.....dats wat we
calls appwyin yureself tu yure infustication.......wow......now wees
off tu hinspickt da dishywashy...
Twee lurkin Gordon Kittiez

Trudi wafez, hopin itz ok at urown howze
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jul 2, 10:50 am, "Sundance" wrote:
It haz kame to myown atenshun dat frigelaterz, kabnitz, an fud bolez iz
not
da onliest placez whare kitteez kan find fudz. I wantz to tell yoo awl
abowt
sum uther fud sorcez dat I haz diskubbered.

Da firstest place iz wun I had not katsidered until resintlee, when
Meowmie
getted a noo dishwashin masheen. Da dor on dis noo wun kumz down much
kloser
to da flor dan da old wun, an I haz bin abul to see in it much betterer. I
wuz catstonished at whut I seed: dishiz an spoonz an fingz wif fudz still
on
dem! Sadlee, I haz not bin abul to git into da dishwashin masheen to chek
da
kwalitee uv da fudz in dere, but I iz still werkin on dat.

Da nextest place iz wun dat haz drived myownself krazee at timez awl uv
myown life. I iz speekin uv da garbij kan. I juss knowz dat dere iz fudz
in
dere, bekuz I kan smell dem. Sadlee, I haz nevver bin abul to git into da
garbij kan, kuz Meowmie keeps it in da kabnit unner da sink (I gess it
mite
try to excape if it kud git owt), but I suspeck dat dis wud be a rich
sorse
uv nurrishmint fur ussez.

Da lastest place wud be fur advansed kitteez onlee, doo to a sertin amownt
uv danjer gittin into it. I iz speeking uv da garbij dispozul. I haz seed
gud-sized peecez uv fudz go in dere, not to menshun likwidz like toona
joos.
Da fudz dat goez in the garbij disposulz kud purrobly feed sefural kitteez
(at leest if dey kud sepurrate it frum da uther thingz in dere like tee
leevez an egg shellz an stuff), an it iz shameful to waste itself. Sadlee,
I
haz not bin abul to git enneefing frum dis sorce, but I keepz tryin.

Deze iz myown thotz.

Sundance

Twee kittiez stare at Sundance in amazement......wow.....dats wat we
calls appwyin yureself tu yure infustication.......wow......now wees
off tu hinspickt da dishywashy...
Twee lurkin Gordon Kittiez

On Jul 2, 7:37*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Wow, fangu, Lizzie, dat iz furry gud to know! I will add dat infurmashun to
myown filez. We sertinlee duznt want ennee kitteez gittin stuk in da garbij.
We shud purrobly rekkamend nokkin da garbij over befur inspektin it.

Da weight to get da garbij kan opin is too call yoor doggie an haff
HER tip it offer. Den yoo can boff eet. An DEN yoo gets da fun ob
seein her getted YELLED on by da hoomins.

--
Wascal, wearing a blak armband

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 04:37:53 -0700, Sundance wrote:

Wow, fangu, Lizzie, dat iz furry gud to know! I will add dat infurmashun
to
myown filez. We sertinlee duznt want ennee kitteez gittin stuk in da
garbij.
We shud purrobly rekkamend nokkin da garbij over befur inspektin it.

Sundance

Cybèle: Yoo is a berry, berry ingeenyous kitty, Sundance! And, it
seems berry hungry!

Oriane: Does yur human starff you - dis sowndz illegal in Catamerika!

Cybèle: And not to shock yourownself - owr human free-feeds us. Dere
iz alwaz fuds owt!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

[Sundance looks a little faint, then steadies himself]

Yes, I had heered dat yurown hoomin'z preevius owner wuz free-feeded, too.
We uzed to hav dat heer, until da TED sed I wuz too fluffy.

Sundance, nostalgic for the good ol' days

we hazit still fur da kibblez... juzt da kibblez on offer sucks, chester not
likin the new fud rulez
"Sundance" wrote in message
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"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 04:37:53 -0700, Sundance wrote:

Wow, fangu, Lizzie, dat iz furry gud to know! I will add dat infurmashun
to
myown filez. We sertinlee duznt want ennee kitteez gittin stuk in da
garbij.
We shud purrobly rekkamend nokkin da garbij over befur inspektin it.

Sundance

Cybèle: Yoo is a berry, berry ingeenyous kitty, Sundance! And, it
seems berry hungry!

Oriane: Does yur human starff you - dis sowndz illegal in Catamerika!

Cybèle: And not to shock yourownself - owr human free-feeds us. Dere
iz alwaz fuds owt!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

[Sundance looks a little faint, then steadies himself]

Yes, I had heered dat yurown hoomin'z preevius owner wuz free-feeded, too.
We uzed to hav dat heer, until da TED sed I wuz too fluffy.

Sundance, nostalgic for the good ol' days