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  #11  
Old March 18th 11, 11:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am gwad
mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at awl
nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai ate uh
bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...

  #12  
Old March 18th 11, 11:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar (poots
it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is mister
odder a new kittee on da kruze.. (splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!! Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


[Amelia walks over to the rail to watch.]

Mr. Odder, we have lots of abalone available at the snack buffet if you'd
like some.

Amelia
  #13  
Old March 19th 11, 07:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the
kuples coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each
brightly collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the
specises int impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz
alzo welcome... Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed
der wuz portable tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz
famblee... sinze eer iz no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez
anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez
mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer
fura drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan
haffa breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he
looks over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says
miss Trudi, it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be
a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let
the nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until
tomorrow, I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the
bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her
kushin, she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz
will be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt
nite, alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano
muzic inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der
will alzo be time ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure
storeez in between da piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed
dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa
songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz
sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will
be follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well
anna be readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture





  #14  
Old March 19th 11, 10:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Heer I iz, Sweetee! Ize sorree I keeped yoo waitin. Yoo lukz bootiful
tonite, espeshullee wif yur hart's dezire stone pendint.

I'll haz wun uv doze winked collarz, too, pleez, Barbi.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the kuples
coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each brightly
collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the specises int
impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz alzo welcome...
Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed der wuz portable
tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz famblee... sinze eer iz
no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it
mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer fura
drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan haffa
breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow,
I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time
ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da
piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta
sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant
remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses
know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture







  #15  
Old March 19th 11, 12:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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hi der,

barbi swirlz so petunia can see herown lite tan wif gowld cocktail drezz.

she looks atta kollarz anna pikz up one of two that are black, orange and
red... heru go, i haz putted diz one aside fur sundanze when himz arrifez,

ursef lukz berree nize,

barbi who likez shiney thingz alot,
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the kuples
coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each brightly
collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the specises int
impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz alzo welcome...
Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed der wuz portable
tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz famblee... sinze eer iz
no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it
mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer fura
drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan haffa
breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow,
I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time
ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da
piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta
sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant
remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses
know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture







  #16  
Old March 19th 11, 03:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am gwad
mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at awl
nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai ate uh
bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Mosey komez bak intew da room n sez ai m feeling bedder tewdai, whew..dat
wuz a bad oyster, yuk , but ai gnow wunt tew danse n eet wif mai bootiful
wink MeOwy.
oh hai mr odder, et iz nise tew meet yew. MeOwy ai m sew gwad yew saved hym.
ai m proud uff yew yeUP

  #17  
Old March 19th 11, 03:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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BobQat n Mimzy, da Majikal Whimsy Qats hab dwessed in dere stateroom, n
Mimzy, uh bwak Qat wiff uh floompy tail iz waring uh bootiful gaown dat
hazz sparklez onnit, n BobQat, uh gray n wite Qat wiff white feetz n haz uh
floompy tail tew, haz dwessed in uh gray soot wiff uh sparkley bow tye,
enterz da room n dey wook uhraown tew see hoo wook wike tew eet n danse wiff
dem selfs. Mimzy sez, wee iz noo tew da advenshure n we wike diz catmoonity
vury mutch. Hur bruther BobQat nodz in ugreemunt..we iz boff single Qatz wif
majikal powers, but we dunt gnow minny uff yew tew well, yet.

  #18  
Old March 19th 11, 03:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Re frum BobQat n Mimzy : the efinin mixer

barbi hands them single kollarz and sends them into the single mixer
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

BobQat n Mimzy, da Majikal Whimsy Qats hab dwessed in dere stateroom, n
Mimzy, uh bwak Qat wiff uh floompy tail iz waring uh bootiful gaown dat
hazz sparklez onnit, n BobQat, uh gray n wite Qat wiff white feetz n haz
uh floompy tail tew, haz dwessed in uh gray soot wiff uh sparkley bow
tye, enterz da room n dey wook uhraown tew see hoo wook wike tew eet n
danse wiff dem selfs. Mimzy sez, wee iz noo tew da advenshure n we wike
diz catmoonity vury mutch. Hur bruther BobQat nodz in ugreemunt..we iz
boff single Qatz wif majikal powers, but we dunt gnow minny uff yew tew
well, yet.



  #19  
Old March 19th 11, 03:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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barbi hands mosey a winked kollar and he puts it on, barbi smilez
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am
gwad mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at
awl nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai
ate uh bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Mosey komez bak intew da room n sez ai m feeling bedder tewdai, whew..dat
wuz a bad oyster, yuk , but ai gnow wunt tew danse n eet wif mai bootiful
wink MeOwy.
oh hai mr odder, et iz nise tew meet yew. MeOwy ai m sew gwad yew saved
hym. ai m proud uff yew yeUP



  #20  
Old March 19th 11, 04:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Meow, can I have a singles collar please?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
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