The fatter the yellow kitten, the stupider it is

Four yellow kittens. The two fat, long haired ones can't
consistently use a litter box. They go on the floor right
next to it. They just can't figure it out.

The other kittens are proud of their litter box skills.
They look at the stupid ones with disbelief. They seem
to be trying to tell the stupid ones how to do it right.

I'm not sure the stupid ones are even good enough to be
hay barn cats. They would probably poop every where they
aren't supposed to poop. There are three litter boxes in
the garage and these same two kittens are caught pooping
all over the place.

These two stupid ones are friendly, have soft fur, purr
all the time and like to be held. It would be a shame to
have to take these to a kill shelter. I can't even let
these little *******s in the house any more. The others
are house broken and come in all the time.

I can't even consider giving them to someone as indoor
cats. They keep trying to get in the house.