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Old July 20th 09, 03:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Clarence!!! Little Kitty!!! Onyx!!! Wascal!!!

On Jul 19, 5:21*pm, Adam wrote:
I was just able to get here today. *I've having problems again with
mom not letting me come here.


Beet hr up. Wks 4 me.

Does your human feed you after you beat him up?

I found that getting between her and the computer monitor works best!

I've done a complete investigation of the human economy and have
determined that the cause of the problem is that humans are too
greedy! *I'm working now on a plan to fix the economy. *I'll post more
about it later. *I'm having problems getting appointments to talk to
the humans who need to do what I tell them needs to be done!


Fangu 4 yr rept. Pliz kip us updaytd.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


OK.

Clarence
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Old July 20th 09, 04:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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Default Clarence!!! Little Kitty!!! Onyx!!! Wascal!!!

wotsh owt furr da d*g!
--
Pitô.ônya

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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That might work. Also, I have a teleporter in the Oval Office but I'm
ignored when I go there.

Clarence

On Jul 19, 1:59 am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote:
I kin get yu uh pass tu toor da Wite Heowze,
den yu kin slip uhway an mayke yur way tu da
offull offiz, an summa da konfurrenze ruumz.

HTH
--
Pitô.ônya, Diplocat tu da Wite Heowze

"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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On Jul 15, 7:55 pm, Adam wrote:

Updates on yr areas ov concern OVERDU. Post dem rite now or I beet u
up!


Fixing the Human Economy...Clarence
Secretary of Educating Humans...Little Kitty
Secretary of Elder Kitties...Onyx
Secretary of Exterior...Wascal


I try reesoning w/dem 1st but it not get me NEwhere.


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


I was just able to get here today. I've having problems again with
mom not letting me come here.

I've done a complete investigation of the human economy and have
determined that the cause of the problem is that humans are too
greedy! I'm working now on a plan to fix the economy. I'll post more
about it later. I'm having problems getting appointments to talk to
the humans who need to do what I tell them needs to be done!

Clarence


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Old July 20th 09, 01:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_3_]
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Default Clarence!!! Little Kitty!!! Onyx!!! Wascal!!!

Does your human feed you after you beat him up?

Clarence


Yes. Not usuly nec'y 4 dat, hav dem trayned.

Louise
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Old July 23rd 09, 03:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Clarence!!! Little Kitty!!! Onyx!!! Wascal!!!

I have been. The d*g is scary!

Clarence

On Jul 19, 11:01*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
wotsh owt furr da d*g!
--
Pitô.ônya

"ClowderCat" wrote in message

...
That might work. *Also, I have a teleporter in the Oval Office but I'm
ignored when I go there.

Clarence

On Jul 19, 1:59 am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote:



I kin get yu uh pass tu toor da Wite Heowze,
den yu kin slip uhway an mayke yur way tu da
offull offiz, an summa da konfurrenze ruumz.


HTH
--
Pitô.ônya, Diplocat tu da Wite Heowze


"ClowderCat" wrote in message


....
On Jul 15, 7:55 pm, Adam wrote:


Updates on yr areas ov concern OVERDU. Post dem rite now or I beet u
up!


Fixing the Human Economy...Clarence
Secretary of Educating Humans...Little Kitty
Secretary of Elder Kitties...Onyx
Secretary of Exterior...Wascal


I try reesoning w/dem 1st but it not get me NEwhere.


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


I was just able to get here today. I've having problems again with
mom not letting me come here.


I've done a complete investigation of the human economy and have
determined that the cause of the problem is that humans are too
greedy! I'm working now on a plan to fix the economy. I'll post more
about it later. I'm having problems getting appointments to talk to
the humans who need to do what I tell them needs to be done!


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