THEY STOLE IT

I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just my
milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately since
they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they weren't around
me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

ROFL!!!!

That's the problem with multiple cats. Any trouble and it's
impossible to find out who did it.

"Matthew" wrote in message
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I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes
just my milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it
separately since they will trip me up to get the milk. But
oddly enough they weren't around me. Did not think nothing of
it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of
the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath.
Little $$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now I have to get a banana Twinkie to see if our
owners like them too. Great b*st*rd cat trick.

Pam S.

Pfft! Hey, that needed a BW! I haven't laughed that hard
since Tripper hooked my brown sugar Pop Tart....

Hope you manage to find more, as I'm sure that whatever might
be left of yours is now a fur ball in and of itself...

Oh....and mine like bits of granola bar, too. I don't *dare*
see how they like banana twinkies...

I just remembered that one of my mother's cats loved Twinkies,
too, but they didn't have banana as I recall. She just loved the
filling, and tolerated the cake....

Purrs for your stolen treat, and your teased sweet tooth...

Chris and the Fairfax Fur Factory

Matthew wrote:
I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just my
milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately since
they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they weren't around
me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

"Tanada" wrote in message
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"Matthew" wrote in message
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I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just my
milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately
since they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they
weren't around me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now I have to get a banana Twinkie to see if our owners
like them too. Great b*st*rd cat trick.

Pam S.


This is gonna be good. The look on your crew's faces when you send them to
the store because you want banana Twinkies and you want them now!

I do hope the kids are being good servants and taking care of you nicely.
Cats are all well and go but they don't have cars keys.

Jo

On 31 Jul, 04:03, "Matthew" wrote:
I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just my
milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately since
they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they weren't around
me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .

Oh good..
I'm so pleased to hear that I am not the only person that suffers
from, "it wasn't me"!! I thought it was just me, but it would appear
that others seem to know exactly what "it wasn't me", syndrome is too.

Never mind Mat, once warned, twice shy as they say. next time you will
have to sneak them in & much on them in the only lockable door in the
house, & come out stinking of banana.. that should get your point
across, (lols). I hate having to admit this, but it is exactly what I
have to do if I bring white chocolate in the house. Lilly would pinch
it out of my mouth if I gave her half a chance!!!

Sheelagh "o"

"jofirey" wrote in message
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This is gonna be good. The look on your crew's faces when you
send them to the store because you want banana Twinkies and you
want them now!

I do hope the kids are being good servants and taking care of
you nicely. Cats are all well and go but they don't have cars
keys.


Thanks Jo. The kids are being awesome. Mike did a donut run for
me last night. I made the mistake of being in the same room as
the National Geographic show about how snack foods are made. I
felt like Homer Simpson parading around saying "Dooooo nuts." I
got my driving privileges back a couple of weeks ago, but haven't
wanted to drive many places. I'm having to change the way I
climb into the driver's seat, which stinks, but has to be done.

I haven't had the courage to send Mike for banana Twinkies yet.
I'll try tomorrow when Rob's VA goes into the bank.

Pam S.

"Matthew" wrote in
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I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just
my milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately
since they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they
weren't around me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .



Twinkies are bad for you; they were just thinking of your well-being.

(r i g h t!)

Andy

"Outsider" wrote in message
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"Matthew" wrote in
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I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just
my milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately
since they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they
weren't around me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .



Twinkies are bad for you; they were just thinking of your well-being.

(r i g h t!)

Andy

raspberry

I bought a pack today and eat it before I got home. yummy but I can make
better and healthier

"Matthew" wrote in message
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"Outsider" wrote in message
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"Matthew" wrote in
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I can't believe these fur balls.
The first time I have had one in years.
I bought a pack of Twinkies since they now have banana flavor.
And they stole it. They never pay attention to sweets or cakes just
my milk.
I go to get a glass of milk as I always do I have to do it separately
since they will trip me up to get the milk. But oddly enough they
weren't around me. Did not think nothing of it just a lucky break.
Now the Twinkies are gone and a trail of crumbs leads out of the room.
I don't know which one did it they all have banana breath. Little
$$^&*#^&*$*&%Q@()*%
I am getting to old for this Sh@t .



Twinkies are bad for you; they were just thinking of your well-being.

(r i g h t!)

Andy

raspberry

I bought a pack today and eat it before I got home. yummy but I can make
better and healthier


True. But that is so not the point when it comes to true junk food.