Tribyoot to Harri Roadcat, by Sundance

[Sundance goes to the stage]

Dis iz a tribyoot to Harri Roadcat. Harri kamed to da komoonitee after I lostid myown sisfur Cassidy. Dis wuz when Harri wuz wif Anti Soft an Unka Furry, when we fingked she wuz a boykittee, befur she finded herown wuntroohome with Unka Dan an bekamed Harri Roadkitten an Harri Roadcat. Not mennee iz arown hoo still rememfurz doze dayz...

Anywayz, after we finded owt dat Harri wuz a girlkittee after all, she reminded myownself of Cassidy, kuz dey wuz bof orinj girlkitteez. I asked Harri if she wud like to be myown onnerary sisfur. She sed yes, an we wuz onnerary brofur an sisfur fur mennee yeerz. I rememfurz vizzitin Harri in Unka Dan'z bigbig truk when she wuz on da rode wif hizself. I also rememfurz Harri bein a daredevil, flyin hellykopterz an drivin awl kindz uv vehickles. I was furry onnered to be asked to hewp Sammy give Harri away when she gotted winked to OT (anuther RB orinj kittee). (Dat wuz a lot of orinj kitteez -- Harri, me, Sammy, an OT.)

Harri an OT is bof at da RB now. I kan pikchur dem togedder, Harri flyin, or drivin at brakenek speeds, OT holdin on fur deer life, tryin to luk like he iz injoyin da ride... I likez to fingkz dat dey iz hewpin take kare uv liddle Cassidy, too.

We wuz all richer fur havin knowed Harri, and we iz all porer fur havin lostid herownself.

[Sundance looks up at the sky.] Til we meetz agin, deer Harri. Till we meetz agin.

[Sundance returns to his place next to Pitoonya]