Uncl Bill thinked diss wuz FUNNY an he WAFFED

I was comin down da stares affer mine affernoon gnap. I seed dat little Samanfa an Uncl Bill wuz watchin telebisun in da living room. I was thirsty after mine nap an heded for da kitchum.

On my weigh, I seed dat Samanfa's bole was full ob dog fudz. I tookd a sniff an wuz wookin atted it wen Samanfa rund past me, SWISH. She dint bump me or noffin butted she made a big wind runnin by.

Den shee started eetin dat fudz lik dere was gno tomorrow.

An Uncl Bill LAFFD

glares at Uncl Bill

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Squeakytoy

I was comin down da stares affer mine affernoon gnap. I seed dat little
Samanfa an Uncl Bill wuz watchin telebisun in da living room. I was
thirsty after mine nap an heded for da kitchum.

On my weigh, I seed dat Samanfa's bole was full ob dog fudz. I tookd a
sniff an wuz wookin atted it wen Samanfa rund past me, SWISH. She dint
bump me or noffin butted she made a big wind runnin by.

Den shee started eetin dat fudz lik dere was gno tomorrow.

An Uncl Bill LAFFD

glares at Uncl Bill

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Squeakytoy

Dat WUZ prity funnee, Squeakytoy,
Mosey, waffing