Feline Psycho

Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows
faintly through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers.
Moving about under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat
just outside shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind
curtain. Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her
body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail back
and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of
blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Marina wrote:

... Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her
body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail back
and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of
blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

Move over, Alfred Hitchcock!

Hmm. You might have to shower with the bathroom door closed, perhaps
even locked, lest Norman - er, I mean Caliban - figures out how to open
it.

Joyce

Marina wrote:
Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows
faintly through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers.
Moving about under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat
just outside shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind
curtain. Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her
body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail
back and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream
of blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.

I know I really shouldn't, but......... ROTFL
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

Marina wrote:
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of
blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

Yup. I've had a few Psycho experiences myself while showering.

Victor, who bought the thickest shower curtain on the market but did not
tell the salesperson why I needed it extra thick.

--
Victor M. Martinez
Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM)
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Oh my goodness! That little stinker!

"Marina" wrote in message
...
Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows
faintly through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers.
Moving about under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat
just outside shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind
curtain. Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her
body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail back
and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of
blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Oh no! Poor you! Bet that won't happen again -- purrs for your backside
and thanks for the laugh.
Christine
"Marina" wrote in message
...
Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows
faintly through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers.
Moving about under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat
just outside shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind
curtain. Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her
body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail back
and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of
blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Adrian A wrote:

Marina wrote:

Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows
faintly through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers.
Moving about under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat
just outside shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind
curtain. Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her
body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail
back and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream
of blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.


I know I really shouldn't, but......... ROTFL

At least you didn't ask for JPGS. LOL

Pam S.

Tanada wrote:
Adrian A wrote:

Marina wrote:

Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows
faintly through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers.
Moving about under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat
just outside shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind
curtain. Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of
her body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks
tail back and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft,
fleshy part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain.
A stream of blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.


I know I really shouldn't, but......... ROTFL

At least you didn't ask for JPGS. LOL

Pam S.

Now there's a thought. ;o)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

LOL! I wonder if he does that again - I suspect there was a fair amount of
shrieking ;-)

Susan M
Otis and Chester


"Marina" wrote in message
...
Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows faintly
through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers. Moving about
under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat just outside
shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind curtain.
Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her body brushing
the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail back and forth,
wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle.
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy part
of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of blood
mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

On 2006-04-14, Marina penned:
shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy
part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of
blood mixes with the water running down the drain.

holding bum Owwwww.

Oh man, that's gotta hurt!

Maybe you need a glass shower door =P

--
monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully

pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca