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HRMPH!!!
der i wuz juzt doin happi pawz onna soft, which frankli her shuld be happi
bowt kuz she izunt az soft az she usta be... anna her yelped like a kicked puppy anna started sqweelin bowt how her didunt need no jewlereeze inna same plaze az janet jaksun... HRMPH, ifin her wuld wear heafir nightgownz diz wuldint be a issue, anna now her iz gettin furry radi ta klip mine klawz agin, duz you thinkz diz iz fair, how many of yourown hoominz iz ungrateful when we duz denselvez da honor of gifin demselfz happi pawz?? OEJ, not amuzed AT ALL!!! |
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HRMPH!!!
Da gramby has jammaz made out of reali soft slicky stuff and I likes diz.
Her duzent mind da happy paw I do but somehowz I always end upz gettink a nail or two clipped. Me an Willow was doink da happy paw fingie da ofter nite and her waz happy bout it. we waz bof on her bak and her liked dat. Said sumphin bout a back rub den, Piglet had to kom and jhoin uz and her had a nail that when it skratched da gramby made her stand strait up and yep with delite. Wellz, maybe not delite cuze we all got our nailz clipped. Some of u don get dat done and her kant unnerstand how u dozen get sore feetz and your hooman all skretched up. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... der i wuz juzt doin happi pawz onna soft, which frankli her shuld be happi bowt kuz she izunt az soft az she usta be... anna her yelped like a kicked puppy anna started sqweelin bowt how her didunt need no jewlereeze inna same plaze az janet jaksun... HRMPH, ifin her wuld wear heafir nightgownz diz wuldint be a issue, anna now her iz gettin furry radi ta klip mine klawz agin, duz you thinkz diz iz fair, how many of yourown hoominz iz ungrateful when we duz denselvez da honor of gifin demselfz happi pawz?? OEJ, not amuzed AT ALL!!! |
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HRMPH!!!
On Wednesday 09 January 2008 00:49, Stormmee wrote:
der i wuz juzt doin happi pawz onna soft, which frankli her shuld be happi bowt kuz she izunt az soft az she usta be... anna her yelped like a kicked puppy anna started sqweelin bowt how her didunt need no jewlereeze inna same plaze az janet jaksun... HRMPH, ifin her wuld wear heafir nightgownz diz wuldint be a issue, anna now her iz gettin furry radi ta klip mine klawz agin, duz you thinkz diz iz fair, how many of yourown hoominz iz ungrateful when we duz denselvez da honor of gifin demselfz happi pawz?? OEJ, not amuzed AT ALL!!! But ifn yu has yor claws klipped, yu cant do da accupunture dat goes wif da massage treatment. I duz that acupunture fur Fred all da time, but you might haf gon a little off da meridian wif dat puncturin. It's *accu* puncture after all. Effen sew, klippin yor claws is an offerreackshun. Itz not fair at all. Diana fur her house. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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HRMPH!!!
we wuld likta know howta 'void it, Trudi fur her veri attintif howze
Granby wrote in message ... Da gramby has jammaz made out of reali soft slicky stuff and I likes diz. Her duzent mind da happy paw I do but somehowz I always end upz gettink a nail or two clipped. Me an Willow was doink da happy paw fingie da ofter nite and her waz happy bout it. we waz bof on her bak and her liked dat. Said sumphin bout a back rub den, Piglet had to kom and jhoin uz and her had a nail that when it skratched da gramby made her stand strait up and yep with delite. Wellz, maybe not delite cuze we all got our nailz clipped. Some of u don get dat done and her kant unnerstand how u dozen get sore feetz and your hooman all skretched up. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... der i wuz juzt doin happi pawz onna soft, which frankli her shuld be happi bowt kuz she izunt az soft az she usta be... anna her yelped like a kicked puppy anna started sqweelin bowt how her didunt need no jewlereeze inna same plaze az janet jaksun... HRMPH, ifin her wuld wear heafir nightgownz diz wuldint be a issue, anna now her iz gettin furry radi ta klip mine klawz agin, duz you thinkz diz iz fair, how many of yourown hoominz iz ungrateful when we duz denselvez da honor of gifin demselfz happi pawz?? OEJ, not amuzed AT ALL!!! |
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HRMPH!!!
it wuuld be nize ifin you kuld catfinze soft ta not get furry ta klip owrz
clawz, butted soft haz been mumblin all day bowt how her izunt gointa tattoo shop fur jelwereeze fur herown furnt partz, OEJ Fred Williams wrote in message ... On Wednesday 09 January 2008 00:49, Stormmee wrote: der i wuz juzt doin happi pawz onna soft, which frankli her shuld be happi bowt kuz she izunt az soft az she usta be... anna her yelped like a kicked puppy anna started sqweelin bowt how her didunt need no jewlereeze inna same plaze az janet jaksun... HRMPH, ifin her wuld wear heafir nightgownz diz wuldint be a issue, anna now her iz gettin furry radi ta klip mine klawz agin, duz you thinkz diz iz fair, how many of yourown hoominz iz ungrateful when we duz denselvez da honor of gifin demselfz happi pawz?? OEJ, not amuzed AT ALL!!! But ifn yu has yor claws klipped, yu cant do da accupunture dat goes wif da massage treatment. I duz that acupunture fur Fred all da time, but you might haf gon a little off da meridian wif dat puncturin. It's *accu* puncture after all. Effen sew, klippin yor claws is an offerreackshun. Itz not fair at all. Diana fur her house. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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HRMPH!!!
I hatez da klippiink but myown nailz grows bak inta my futzies if her duzen
so I will kontinuez to yowl bout it but am glad dey duzen hurt. Piglet knowing it is for her good but not wanting the hooman to feel like she is too appreciative. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... it wuuld be nize ifin you kuld catfinze soft ta not get furry ta klip owrz clawz, butted soft haz been mumblin all day bowt how her izunt gointa tattoo shop fur jelwereeze fur herown furnt partz, OEJ Fred Williams wrote in message ... On Wednesday 09 January 2008 00:49, Stormmee wrote: der i wuz juzt doin happi pawz onna soft, which frankli her shuld be happi bowt kuz she izunt az soft az she usta be... anna her yelped like a kicked puppy anna started sqweelin bowt how her didunt need no jewlereeze inna same plaze az janet jaksun... HRMPH, ifin her wuld wear heafir nightgownz diz wuldint be a issue, anna now her iz gettin furry radi ta klip mine klawz agin, duz you thinkz diz iz fair, how many of yourown hoominz iz ungrateful when we duz denselvez da honor of gifin demselfz happi pawz?? OEJ, not amuzed AT ALL!!! But ifn yu has yor claws klipped, yu cant do da accupunture dat goes wif da massage treatment. I duz that acupunture fur Fred all da time, but you might haf gon a little off da meridian wif dat puncturin. It's *accu* puncture after all. Effen sew, klippin yor claws is an offerreackshun. Itz not fair at all. Diana fur her house. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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gud purt, Trudi
Granby wrote in message ... I hatez da klippiink but myown nailz grows bak inta my futzies if her duzen so I will kontinuez to yowl bout it but am glad dey duzen hurt. Piglet knowing it is for her good but not wanting the hooman to feel like she is too appreciative. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... it wuuld be nize ifin you kuld catfinze soft ta not get furry ta klip owrz clawz, butted soft haz been mumblin all day bowt how her izunt gointa tattoo shop fur jelwereeze fur herown furnt partz, OEJ Fred Williams wrote in message ... On Wednesday 09 January 2008 00:49, Stormmee wrote: der i wuz juzt doin happi pawz onna soft, which frankli her shuld be happi bowt kuz she izunt az soft az she usta be... anna her yelped like a kicked puppy anna started sqweelin bowt how her didunt need no jewlereeze inna same plaze az janet jaksun... HRMPH, ifin her wuld wear heafir nightgownz diz wuldint be a issue, anna now her iz gettin furry radi ta klip mine klawz agin, duz you thinkz diz iz fair, how many of yourown hoominz iz ungrateful when we duz denselvez da honor of gifin demselfz happi pawz?? OEJ, not amuzed AT ALL!!! But ifn yu has yor claws klipped, yu cant do da accupunture dat goes wif da massage treatment. I duz that acupunture fur Fred all da time, but you might haf gon a little off da meridian wif dat puncturin. It's *accu* puncture after all. Effen sew, klippin yor claws is an offerreackshun. Itz not fair at all. Diana fur her house. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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HRMPH!!!
On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:26:45 -0600, Stormmee wrote:
we wuld likta know howta 'void it, Trudi fur her veri attintif howze Diz weekend da hoomins was watchin da teevee and seed a commercial fur somefing for kitty and goggy claws. Instead uv a clipper, it haz a liddle grinding fing inside a tube. Meowmie was laughing out loud at dat commercial. She askded Paw if him thought da claw grinder comed wif a box of gauze bandages for da hoomins to patch demselves up wif afterwards. Ranger |
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HRMPH!!!
As da grambyu read diz postz, dat was da questionz dat kam to mine. Willow
looking at gramby laughing. "Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:26:45 -0600, Stormmee wrote: we wuld likta know howta 'void it, Trudi fur her veri attintif howze Diz weekend da hoomins was watchin da teevee and seed a commercial fur somefing for kitty and goggy claws. Instead uv a clipper, it haz a liddle grinding fing inside a tube. Meowmie was laughing out loud at dat commercial. She askded Paw if him thought da claw grinder comed wif a box of gauze bandages for da hoomins to patch demselves up wif afterwards. Ranger |
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HRMPH!!!
you hasa fveri smurt mom hoomin der, but ifin da onez selling it iz smurt
it better hafa needle anna thread ta patch da hoomin what wants putta grindy monzter on mine feetz!!! Trudi Ranger Greykitten wrote in message news On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:26:45 -0600, Stormmee wrote: we wuld likta know howta 'void it, Trudi fur her veri attintif howze Diz weekend da hoomins was watchin da teevee and seed a commercial fur somefing for kitty and goggy claws. Instead uv a clipper, it haz a liddle grinding fing inside a tube. Meowmie was laughing out loud at dat commercial. She askded Paw if him thought da claw grinder comed wif a box of gauze bandages for da hoomins to patch demselves up wif afterwards. Ranger |
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