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planning for the island
Trudi having taken a nap and dreamed about the island adventures to come
wakes and is confused as to what she dreamed and what MME. A. and the rasta cats said what was planned... Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, Trudi, who then heads towards a bar fura mornin dwink |
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On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's
nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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Hmm, I mite try dat snorkelin, if it wudnt wurree Toonya too much.
Sundance "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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Ar yu shur yu wunt drown?
Iz yur snorkul on tite? Ar yu shur yu kno heow? Ar da watermonsturz frendlee here? Bring me uh fishy if yu katsh twu. Maaybee RastaCat John knowz were we kin get dem kookt. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Hmm, I mite try dat snorkelin, if it wudnt wurree Toonya too much. Sundance "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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Well, I duz not kno how rite now, but I will make shur I lern befur goin. I
will do efurryfing dat RastaCat John sez to do an I will onlee go if he fingkz it iz safe. An I will bring yoo a fishy evin if I onlee katchez wun, kuz I will share it wif yurownself. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ar yu shur yu wunt drown? Iz yur snorkul on tite? Ar yu shur yu kno heow? Ar da watermonsturz frendlee here? Bring me uh fishy if yu katsh twu. Maaybee RastaCat John knowz were we kin get dem kookt. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Hmm, I mite try dat snorkelin, if it wudnt wurree Toonya too much. Sundance "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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Trudi still a bit catfuzzled is nontheless pleased, ok den i sure hop i
sayed i wuz innerezted inna rum? i muzt be gettin owlde, or da soft iz, Trudi "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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Wehwl, I wun't effurr howld yu bak.
Enjoi da abvenshur, an lemme kno da minit yu get bak, wiff ur wiffowt da fishy. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Well, I duz not kno how rite now, but I will make shur I lern befur goin. I will do efurryfing dat RastaCat John sez to do an I will onlee go if he fingkz it iz safe. An I will bring yoo a fishy evin if I onlee katchez wun, kuz I will share it wif yurownself. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ar yu shur yu wunt drown? Iz yur snorkul on tite? Ar yu shur yu kno heow? Ar da watermonsturz frendlee here? Bring me uh fishy if yu katsh twu. Maaybee RastaCat John knowz were we kin get dem kookt. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Hmm, I mite try dat snorkelin, if it wudnt wurree Toonya too much. Sundance "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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G, I wish mine Sunnydance wud get bak suuuuun.
I yam gettin wurreed, an awlzo I yam waitink furr him at Da efinin mixer thred, in da Winked Kuples Coctail Pardy -- Pitô.ônya "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Wehwl, I wun't effurr howld yu bak. Enjoi da abvenshur, an lemme kno da minit yu get bak, wiff ur wiffowt da fishy. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Well, I duz not kno how rite now, but I will make shur I lern befur goin. I will do efurryfing dat RastaCat John sez to do an I will onlee go if he fingkz it iz safe. An I will bring yoo a fishy evin if I onlee katchez wun, kuz I will share it wif yurownself. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ar yu shur yu wunt drown? Iz yur snorkul on tite? Ar yu shur yu kno heow? Ar da watermonsturz frendlee here? Bring me uh fishy if yu katsh twu. Maaybee RastaCat John knowz were we kin get dem kookt. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Hmm, I mite try dat snorkelin, if it wudnt wurree Toonya too much. Sundance "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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i iz sure himz iz awond sumwhere, himz mite be takin snorklin lezzonz, OEJ
"Sylvia M" wrote in message ... G, I wish mine Sunnydance wud get bak suuuuun. I yam gettin wurreed, an awlzo I yam waitink furr him at Da efinin mixer thred, in da Winked Kuples Coctail Pardy -- Pitô.ônya "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Wehwl, I wun't effurr howld yu bak. Enjoi da abvenshur, an lemme kno da minit yu get bak, wiff ur wiffowt da fishy. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Well, I duz not kno how rite now, but I will make shur I lern befur goin. I will do efurryfing dat RastaCat John sez to do an I will onlee go if he fingkz it iz safe. An I will bring yoo a fishy evin if I onlee katchez wun, kuz I will share it wif yurownself. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Ar yu shur yu wunt drown? Iz yur snorkul on tite? Ar yu shur yu kno heow? Ar da watermonsturz frendlee here? Bring me uh fishy if yu katsh twu. Maaybee RastaCat John knowz were we kin get dem kookt. -- Pitô.ônya "Sundance" wrote in message ... Hmm, I mite try dat snorkelin, if it wudnt wurree Toonya too much. Sundance "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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planning for the island
Ummm, duzent znorklin involve waddermonsters??
Booker, wunderin why anykat would snorkel On 3/20/2011 5:13 AM, Storrmmee wrote: i iz sure himz iz awond sumwhere, himz mite be takin snorklin lezzonz, OEJ "Sylvia wrote in message ... G, I wish mine Sunnydance wud get bak suuuuun. I yam gettin wurreed, an awlzo I yam waitink furr him at Da efinin mixer thred, in da Winked Kuples Coctail Pardy -- Pitô.ônya "Pi2nya AKA wrote in message ... Wehwl, I wun't effurr howld yu bak. Enjoi da abvenshur, an lemme kno da minit yu get bak, wiff ur wiffowt da fishy. -- Pitô.ônya wrote in message ... Well, I duz not kno how rite now, but I will make shur I lern befur goin. I will do efurryfing dat RastaCat John sez to do an I will onlee go if he fingkz it iz safe. An I will bring yoo a fishy evin if I onlee katchez wun, kuz I will share it wif yurownself. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA wrote in message ... Ar yu shur yu wunt drown? Iz yur snorkul on tite? Ar yu shur yu kno heow? Ar da watermonsturz frendlee here? Bring me uh fishy if yu katsh twu. Maaybee RastaCat John knowz were we kin get dem kookt. -- Pitô.ônya wrote in message ... Hmm, I mite try dat snorkelin, if it wudnt wurree Toonya too much. Sundance "Mme. Anaïs wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Mar 2011 09:54:43 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws typed: Trudi grooms, and finds MME. A. and says Err, mine furnd, i iz notted sure ifin i iz gettin senlie or ifin i juzt sleeped reallee gud, cult ursef tellz minesef or getsa rasta cats ta go ofur whut we iz dowin onna island... efin repoztin a few posts or email dem to da soft mite hep... mayhapz itsa soft whut iz gettin senile, RastaCat John, a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The He smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! And it looks like we iz pulling into Montego Bay now! Ahh dat bootiful azure water! Warm Sand! Nip and Rum on the beach!! -- All my Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/16/2011 7:27:01 PM |
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