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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
Meow, kitties!
Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
my sekritary wontted let me in da kittie rum. hoomins is bad.
beauty On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 19:42:09 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: Meow, kitties! Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal. Dey
didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey? "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow, kitties! Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
Ack d furry leest it hiss a seereeus infurakshun uv efficks uv cat
ownership. Eben wurst phan upstart kitteez introoding in yor purrsenal spayce. Zephyr On Jul 3, 6:21*pm, "Granby" wrote: U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. *O T just sure this is illegal. *Dey didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey? "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in messagenews:wdd0feghckh3$.nlezxm4cebzm$.dlg@40tude .net... Meow, kitties! Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did *(hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
U haz dat rite. O T agreeing completely.
"Zephyr and Sonickitty" wrote in message ... Ack d furry leest it hiss a seereeus infurakshun uv efficks uv cat ownership. Eben wurst phan upstart kitteez introoding in yor purrsenal spayce. Zephyr On Jul 3, 6:21 pm, "Granby" wrote: U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal. Dey didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey? "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in messagenews:wdd0feghckh3$.nlezxm4cebzm$.dlg@40tude .net... Meow, kitties! Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 20:21:23 -0500, Granby's
nimble, little paws typed: U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal. Dey didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey? No, buttid da hooman did find abowt a duzzen dat were behind or under fings... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 11:20:25 PM |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
On Jul 3, 7:42*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
Meow, kitties! * * * * Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! * * * * After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! * * * * Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. * * * * Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? It sertennly SHOOD be illegal. Do sumfin unNACHral to hiz shooz. * * * * [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did *(hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! LEEK. Lik WADDER leek? Yoo shud hab preeBENded dat. Doz shooz is not da shooz yoo wuz wooking four. -- Maggy May an WooToo |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
I wud inbite yu tu mine heowze, buttid Pawpaw pooshez me offa hiz offiz
chayer an effin owtta hiz offiz lotza da tyme, so I gez ower heowze izzint tuu houzpottabil effur. -- Pitô.ônya "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow, kitties! Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
strangerz inna howze iz definiteli illegal anna you haza ritea skratchda
hoomin aniwhere you wantz ifin you azkz mineownsef, Starnagerz iz sekund only to mean d*gz in mine buuk, anna da strange smellz iz purbabli alzo illegal, butted purlay not az bad an offenze... now diz here buzinezz of bein dizplazed offa da nappin plaze, dat deserfz a bit onna... tucus, Tiger, puffed up atta thotz of hiz wife kittee bein incatvinyinsed "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... Meow, kitties! Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by strange hoomanz! After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt! Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I still cudn't get in! Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an efurryfing smells different. Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin? [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced for a few hours, and not happy! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM |
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Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!
duzint let hizsef offa hook juzt beclawz he finaali getted your own
pingpongy ballz, Tiger "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 20:21:23 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed: U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal. Dey didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey? No, buttid da hooman did find abowt a duzzen dat were behind or under fings... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/3/2009 11:20:25 PM |
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