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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere.
(Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : |
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