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Psychic Tyche
So yesterday I was lying in bed for a rest with Tyche meatloafed
behind my head. She was doing that purr thing that inevitably puts me to sleep if she does it long enough. Yesterday, though, she suddenly stopped purring. I muttered, wondering what happened. About twenty seconds later, she suddenly got up and bolted off the pillow. Five seconds after that, I heard the key in the lock. My partner was home, and Tyche was there to greet him. I wonder how she knows he's coming. She can't recognize the car engine, because he walks home from a bus stop that's a good third of a km away. Also, our apartment door is right beside the stairwell, so it's only about three steps from exiting the stairwell to opening the door. Can she recognize his footsteps on the stairs, even through our apartment door AND the stairwell door?! She'd have to in order to suspect his approach 30 seconds before he puts the key in the lock. Is our Spikey-Tyche psychic? --Fil |
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On Fri 04 Mar 2005 09:18:59p, Enfilade wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes . com): So yesterday I was lying in bed for a rest with Tyche meatloafed behind my head. She was doing that purr thing that inevitably puts me to sleep if she does it long enough. Yesterday, though, she suddenly stopped purring. I muttered, wondering what happened. About twenty seconds later, she suddenly got up and bolted off the pillow. Five seconds after that, I heard the key in the lock. My partner was home, and Tyche was there to greet him. I wonder how she knows he's coming. She can't recognize the car engine, because he walks home from a bus stop that's a good third of a km away. Also, our apartment door is right beside the stairwell, so it's only about three steps from exiting the stairwell to opening the door. Can she recognize his footsteps on the stairs, even through our apartment door AND the stairwell door?! She'd have to in order to suspect his approach 30 seconds before he puts the key in the lock. Is our Spikey-Tyche psychic? --Fil I wonder how they know!! -- Cheryl |
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On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 18:18:59 -0800, Enfilade wrote:
So yesterday I was lying in bed for a rest with Tyche meatloafed behind my head. She was doing that purr thing that inevitably puts me to sleep if she does it long enough. Yesterday, though, she suddenly stopped purring. I muttered, wondering what happened. About twenty seconds later, she suddenly got up and bolted off the pillow. Five seconds after that, I heard the key in the lock. My partner was home, and Tyche was there to greet him. I wonder how she knows he's coming. She can't recognize the car engine, because he walks home from a bus stop that's a good third of a km away. Also, our apartment door is right beside the stairwell, so it's only about three steps from exiting the stairwell to opening the door. Can she recognize his footsteps on the stairs, even through our apartment door AND the stairwell door?! She'd have to in order to suspect his approach 30 seconds before he puts the key in the lock. Is our Spikey-Tyche psychic? --Fil Yes -- she reads minds. MLB |
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Enfilade wrote:
I wonder how she knows he's coming. She can't recognize the car engine, because he walks home from a bus stop that's a good third of a km away. Also, our apartment door is right beside the stairwell, so it's only about three steps from exiting the stairwell to opening the door. Can she recognize his footsteps on the stairs, even through our apartment door AND the stairwell door?! She'd have to in order to suspect his approach 30 seconds before he puts the key in the lock. It's amazing. One time, I lived in a flat on the fourth floor with no lift (elevator). My parents were there one day, helping me clean out some old things. Dad and I went downstairs to take out some things to the bins. I only had Frank at that time. When we came back upstairs, Mum said Frank had gone to the door and looked expectantly at it several minutes before we came in. Frank must have heard us come in the downstairs door (that was some climb - it was an old house from the late 1800s, and each floor was about four metres high. I loved that high ceiling). -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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It's amazing. If their hearing is that sensitive, it's a wonder they don't mail hairballs to our neighbours who are constantly playing rap with the bass thudding through the bedroom wall. "To The Losers next Door Turn That Sh!t Down Or More Of These Will be Comin' Around We'll Pounce On You An' your Pitbull Pup Then Gulp You Down And Hack You Up Your Singing Sucks Your Talk's A Bore Love from The Four Kitty Cats Next Door." --Fil |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
om... It's amazing. If their hearing is that sensitive, it's a wonder they don't mail hairballs to our neighbours who are constantly playing rap with the bass thudding through the bedroom wall. "To The Losers next Door Turn That Sh!t Down Or More Of These Will be Comin' Around We'll Pounce On You An' your Pitbull Pup Then Gulp You Down And Hack You Up Your Singing Sucks Your Talk's A Bore Love from The Four Kitty Cats Next Door." Fil, I *LOVE* your rap - and everything else you write (I really missed you while you were gone). Do you write professionally? If not you should consider it! Hugs, CatNipped --Fil |
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Enfilade wrote:
"To The Losers next Door Turn That Sh!t Down Or More Of These Will be Comin' Around We'll Pounce On You An' your Pitbull Pup Then Gulp You Down And Hack You Up Your Singing Sucks Your Talk's A Bore Love from The Four Kitty Cats Next Door." LOL! Another great catsong (rap?) from Fil. -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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Fil, I *LOVE* your rap - and everything else you write (I really missed you
while you were gone). Do you write professionally? If not you should consider it! I'm a cartoonist for a monthly newspaper, have written a magazine article, am working on a newspaper article, have done some historical conferences, published some poems, and sent a defence paper to Ottawa. Still a dabbler, but building a foundation. --FIl |
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