Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

"Miller Cats" wrote in message
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rescue.. oh yes.. thuh rescue... that feels so much better... thank
you.... I do so appreciate your thotfullness... unlike some other
cats
around heer... (Glares at Myst and Andariel)

Ghost


I've always had a "motherly" touch, dear. I am glad to help.
Phoebe, trying to figure out how to wedge a pillow between Ghost and
the
seatrest


oh thank you sweetie... (scooches a millimeter to the left)
my mom always said that I am the big sister type, you know?? always
looking out fur others.. well, jist between you and me, (whispers) I
like a good touch of nip from time to time... (sekrit smile)

Ghost, feeling much better.. hmm I wonder what that ripping sound
was???)

(Behind the seat, Andariel retracts a shining claw and smiles.
Myst looks nervously around and quickly licks on her front leg....)

~Phoebe smiles a little as she watches the small soot expand~
Almost all of us like nip, although there are a few exceptions. Purrhaps
we
can help with their share.


Oh most certainly.. we will make sure that every kitty gets a fair
share...

Ghost

(Andariel rolls her eyes... oh yea... fair share.. after Ghost rolls all
in it and swats everycat who comes close to her....)

~Phoebe sits back, relaxing in her seat, blue eyes closes and dreaming of
nip~

Are you hungry dear? I have some cans of Fancy Feast in Hunter's backpack.
Phoebe, listening to Andariel's tummy growl


"Miller Cats" wrote in message
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oh fish??? I luf fish...

Andariel

~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that she
sees
below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet
there
are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean.



"The Clowder (South)" wrote in message
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Meanwhile...on a seemingly quiet lake in SoCal, five vacationing cats
float on a small raft.

Azad, a white Persian, contemplates his fishing line while Buster
Badseed, a large tabby with uneven hips, carefully baits his hook.
Mietze gazes into the water, nearly napping, as a small disagreement
erupts on the other side of the raft.

She tuched me. [Neko, white and tabby girl]
I shurely did NOT [Ella, portly tortoisshell]
Did so too. [Neko]

Ma'ams?
Da fish can heer yu.
[Azad]

Now she's lukkin at me. [Neko]
Oh, yu ar sucha complayner! [Ella, aiming an air whap in Neko's
direction]

Shhhhhhhh, effurywun! Do yu heeeer sumfing? A moturr...gittin cloze.
[Mietze]

Ignoring this, Neko and Ella explode into an whap & parry flurry,
neither touching the other, violently rocking the raft.

Before the source of the sound can be identified as a rapidly
approaching Martin Mars, there is a loud SPLASH.....
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Nov 6, 6:57 pm, "Ellie" wrote:
~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that she
sees
below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet
there
are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean.

From a quiet corner

Butted it iss sew WET. I hop Emma hassa givun upon steelin da nip frum
da uvvers. Aldo I will defend my share.

Small tuxedo tom, older and scarred and battered, in a camo flight
suit, with a parawing pack and a gyroget (tm) rocket pistol

Iyam Wascal, a barncat by trade.


We wont be inna lake, Wascal..... thuh plane will take water from thuh lake
tu put out thuh fire. Be brave and yoo will be able tu have nip for
everyone! Better fasten your seatbelt! Tell me a liddle bit about your
other friends here.
Emma, tugging her seatbelt over and latching it, while trying to distract
Wascal from his case of nerves

Fancy Feast?? oh that would be wunderful.. I never get Fancy Feast at
home.. we are soooo starved...

Andariel (who also reminds one of a beached whale when laying on her
side)
Are you hungry dear? I have some cans of Fancy Feast in Hunter's backpack.
Phoebe, listening to Andariel's tummy growl


"Miller Cats" wrote in message
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oh fish??? I luf fish...

Andariel

~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that she
sees
below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet
there
are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean.

Now now furz (with a remote listening/speaking device in the plane) don't
forget most of thiz here nip iz coming home. Therez enuf for all of youze
to get a large share of and then lotz for me, Snowflake and otherz to market
to the community and to the, letz say, less reputable cats out there. Weze
are all gonna make big big tonnaz out of this and be set up for life both in
toona and nip.

Snowflake came up with the great idea of getting some pretty gift boxes to
put some of this here nip in and having the boutique sell for some pretty
hefty toonas. And Ize got lotz and lotz of baggies (looking around herself)
for other forms of shall we say distribution.

Ize think Ize gonna look into some nip runners.

Puddi
(With big toona and nip dreams)

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~Phoebe smiles a little as she watches the small soot expand~
Almost all of us like nip, although there are a few exceptions. Purrhaps
we can help with their share.


Oh most certainly.. we will make sure that every kitty gets a fair
share...

Ghost

(Andariel rolls her eyes... oh yea... fair share.. after Ghost rolls all
in it and swats everycat who comes close to her....)

Thatz a real good idea Snowflake - weze can market upscale too. Weze can
have a little sample - like the perfume department stores try to entice
hoomin females with and then hit them with the purrfect designer gift box
and bottle for theirz loved ones. Maybe youze can see what weze got or can
get in gift boxez or bottlez and weze can plan accordingly.

Hmm ... perhaps weze can have an exclusive line at the Boutique or Spa as
well as other less exclusive places where a plain baggy and a brown paper
bag would be more, letz say, appropriate.

Puddi
(dreaming)


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On Nov 7, 2:22 pm, "Ray or Fran" wrote:
Thatz a real good idea Snowflake - weze can market upscale too. Weze can
have a little sample - like the perfume department stores try to entice
hoomin females with and then hit them with the purrfect designer gift box
and bottle for theirz loved ones. Maybe youze can see what weze got or can
get in gift boxez or bottlez and weze can plan accordingly.

Hmm ... perhaps weze can have an exclusive line at the Boutique or Spa as
well as other less exclusive places where a plain baggy and a brown paper
bag would be more, letz say, appropriate.


Diss isssa all gudgud. I wuz raised a barncat but I seee alla da rich,
pampurred kitties wiff da toonaz too frow roun. Az long az me anna my
frinz can getta nic shar, I willl leeve da biznuzz end of fings to da
wunz wike Snowflake hooo unnerstan it. Butted I can jump frum dis plan
iff yoo need a parakitty anna I can hep guard da nip wiff my trusty
gyrojet. I jus wish Daddy Bruce coulda forded som mor of de
amminintion. I unnerstan it is yooosful. Anna I onee got too shots.

Wascal

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Puddi
(dreaming)

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~Phoebe bustles around, getting out a place mat for each kittie, Waterford
crystal bowls, and a cloth napkin for each~ Now, what flavor do you prefer?
I have every kind, I'm sure.
Phoebe, digging through the backpack


"Miller Cats" wrote in message
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Fancy Feast?? oh that would be wunderful.. I never get Fancy Feast at
home.. we are soooo starved...

Andariel (who also reminds one of a beached whale when laying on her
side)
Are you hungry dear? I have some cans of Fancy Feast in Hunter's
backpack.
Phoebe, listening to Andariel's tummy growl


"Miller Cats" wrote in message
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oh fish??? I luf fish...

Andariel

~Phoebe glances out the window of the plane, admiring the lake that
she
sees
below as the plane dips to draw in water to fight the fire.~ I bet
there
are plenty of fish in there, and it looks so nice and clean.

Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
brains
of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
mean
fields of rural Texas.

Einstein whispers

Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat
skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch
it
an smoke it and...
(Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)

Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
gonna
need help.
Red Rory

Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip
rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft
and jump on. They rev up the motors.

Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester

Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence

Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan

The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's
hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to
go to Texas.

Do you need any help from the CPD?

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 2
Sheriff Of Catmerica

Hey Sebastian and Joolian, are you in Texas yet? We're just about to
Red Rory and Einstein's house and we'll be landing in a few minutes.

We have room on each of these for a pilot, 6 or 8 cats and whatever we
need to pack. We have room in the luggage compartments for whatever you
bring.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Hell no you ain't - we jest waitin fur Storm or Clarence or sumkat with a
plane ta git us ta Catifurriya. I be Red Rory. Yu kin wait wit us - won be
long.
Red Rory

Sure, notta problem fellas and waitaminit.... er...wood dat be fella and
ladee?
Einstein

: Catifurrniya? Oh we iz sooo fur behind!
:
: Sebastian anna Joolian
:
: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
: brains
: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
: mean
: fields of rural Texas.
:
: Einstein whispers
:
: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and
munch
: it
: an smoke it and...
: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
:
: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
: gonna
: need help.
: Red Rory
:
: Three cats hear on the telepathic relay that they're going to be a nip
: rescue in Catifornia. They pack their new purrsonal flying hoovercraft
: and jump on. They rev up the motors.
:
: Are you ready to go, Clarence? - Chester
:
: Yes. Are you, Nathan? - Clarence
:
: Yes. Let's get flying! - Nathan
:
: The three cats push the UP buttons on their hoovercraft. Each cat's
: hoovercraft jumps into the air. They turn the hoovercraft southwest to
: go to Texas.