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Every so often, one of the boyz becomes preoccupied with my head. I don't pretend to understand it. I don't know whether they are finding me irresisitible, or they are so disgusted at my personal hygeine that they have to personally intervene. Usually, it's Stinky who will clean my head early in the morning. I always thank him and tell him I feel much cleaner now. Like a number of the younger folks, Dante likes to climb up me, use me for a jungle gym, sit on my shoulder, etc. So he had draped himself around there this AM, and I tried to ignore his increasing weight as I did some chores around the house. And suddenly, Dante-- I couldn't see him, as he was behind me-- seemed to stand up on his back paws,wrap his front paws around my head, hook on, and start enthusiastically chewing on my hair. And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War |
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message news Every so often, one of the boyz becomes preoccupied with my head. I don't pretend to understand it. I don't know whether they are finding me irresisitible, or they are so disgusted at my personal hygeine that they have to personally intervene. Usually, it's Stinky who will clean my head early in the morning. I always thank him and tell him I feel much cleaner now. Like a number of the younger folks, Dante likes to climb up me, use me for a jungle gym, sit on my shoulder, etc. So he had draped himself around there this AM, and I tried to ignore his increasing weight as I did some chores around the house. And suddenly, Dante-- I couldn't see him, as he was behind me-- seemed to stand up on his back paws,wrap his front paws around my head, hook on, and start enthusiastically chewing on my hair. And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat. Could you rent him out and make a few extra bucks? :~) Wait, train him in hairdressing! kili ------ who got all her USA cards out today. |
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And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat. Humans are filthy. AND stupid. You know you never see them licking themselves. Their heads are dirty, dirty things. I do not like to sleep on a dirty head. Therefore, I groom the ingrates, who enjoy their filth and grow irritated by my care for them. --Nocturne |
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I know what you mean, Nocturne. My Meowmy doesn't like it when I chew
her hair when she's watching the Talkng Box. Silly Hoomins! Why can they only grow fur on the tops of their heds? And why do they get in the water box to get clean? I just can't figger them out! Francesca |
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Shiral wrote:
I know what you mean, Nocturne. My Meowmy doesn't like it when I chew her hair when she's watching the Talkng Box. Silly Hoomins! Why can they only grow fur on the tops of their heds? And why do they get in the water box to get clean? I just can't figger them out! Francesca Dey are dum. Dey fink getting inna big water box is da way to bathe! I keep tryin to show my mommy da proper way to takes da baf... I lik myself den I lik her but she doan lern. And den when I groom dat fur on her hed when she watches dat talkin box she laffs at me! Dat's not funny! Ise just tryin to help her. But dat dum birdie, Peaches, dunks inna water, too. Dey doan lern. Persia |
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On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 14:17:52 -0500, Kreisleriana
wrote: Every so often, one of the boyz becomes preoccupied with my head. I don't pretend to understand it. I don't know whether they are finding me irresisitible, or they are so disgusted at my personal hygeine that they have to personally intervene. Usually, it's Stinky who will clean my head early in the morning. I always thank him and tell him I feel much cleaner now. Like a number of the younger folks, Dante likes to climb up me, use me for a jungle gym, sit on my shoulder, etc. So he had draped himself around there this AM, and I tried to ignore his increasing weight as I did some chores around the house. And suddenly, Dante-- I couldn't see him, as he was behind me-- seemed to stand up on his back paws,wrap his front paws around my head, hook on, and start enthusiastically chewing on my hair. And this was not just a passing thing. He seemed to get more and more involved in doing this, until there was really no putting up with it anymore, and with some effort, I detached him from my scalp. I am now pondering that I have portable a scalp massaging cat hat. Cinders has recently taken to grooming my beard while I am lying in bed. For some reason, she doesn't groom my scalp hair, only my beard. -- John F. Eldredge -- PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria |
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