Wadder Monsters!

Will in New Haven wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Aug 27, 6:14*pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:





Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension
here in virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! *Aunti Mabel sez the bestest
part of being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder
monsters parti so it doesnt bother her none.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Oh noes, weh is waching virginia beech on da tawkbawx n et duzznt
wook gud. *Yer meomie telled yew awl da rite fings sew yew wunt
beh skared. Purrs frum owr hoam n mom iz saying hur prayers fur
yew awl tew beh sayfe dunt go owt *at awl fur innyfing. Luffs
Mosey fur his famllee

Yeah, meowmie has eberything wez needing so wez not going out. *I
dunno what 'tidal flooding' is but dat tide is at highest at 8:30
tonight anna dat waddermonster parti is at highest at 9pm soz dey
sez it will be worse dan 'izabella'. *She was a famous wadder
monster parti an eon of kittah days ago.

* Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

PS: Dis is Aunti Mabel. *Cash, my big goofy friend is afraid to get
his feet wet to go use the yard. *Silly doggie. *Meowmie is gonna
setup a second puppy-pad fur him by our personal exit door.

Pleeee3z do GNOT exit. Yooons cood get hurted an da Sekretary ob da
exterior has sed not to go into da OUT until da storm is offer.

Dis is Aunti Mabel cuz my little 4foot buddy Daisy-chan is napping.
Wez not going outside no more anna my big goofy brudder 4foot is now
sniffing a puppy-pad. He looked at maiself and askeded me iffin it wuz
ok to go poop onna it anna I told him 'datz what it is fur'. I even
gave him a demo and got petted anna a ducky treat!. He's sitting there
wif a fresh pad trying to earn a treat but he don't have to poop yet.

Dat box dat talks is warning wadder monsters is about to parti eben
worse and to stay safesterest inside.

Sum big hole inna ground dey 2foots drive cars through is filled wif
watermonsters?

Ohh, sad, Iz just learned annoder 2 foot died. Dat makes 7. We don't
know how many 4foots are lost. Cash tolded me he heard mai 2foots
saying dey wuz staying because no shelters here would take us 4foots.
Dey had to leave Thursday to find a spot wif us. Dat waddermonster's
eye is 35 miles frum us right now. Off where the sun rises frum us.

Aunti Mabel, fur a napping Daisy-chan

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On 08/27/2011 06:02 PM, Ann791 wrote:
On 8/27/2011 4:31 PM, Will in New Haven wrote:
On Aug 27, 1:10 pm, wrote:
Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension here in
virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! Aunti Mabel sez the bestest part of
being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder monsters parti
so it doesnt bother her none.

Keep yoorsef safe. Uncl Bill is goin aroun chekin fings an openin
fings an closin UTHER fings. Hee is tryin to mak us safur. Butted he
tookd sum tim to give usses sum yummy leffover roas beest.

--
Missy


Every one stay inside and stay safe.


Weez pwayin an purrrin dat al kitties an der hoomans ar saf. TuTu

dere iss no munsters on waters beclawz i eet them all up. wales is gud
and fiss too.
beauty


On Sat, 27 Aug 2011 12:10:40 -0500, "cshenk" wrote:

Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension here in
virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! Aunti Mabel sez the bestest part of
being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder monsters parti
so it doesnt bother her none.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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"cshenk" wrote in message
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Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension here in
virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! Aunti Mabel sez the bestest part of
being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder monsters parti
so it doesnt bother her none.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Du yu hab uh bazemint?
I heowp so!
Pit2nya

Az long as it duznt flud.

Sundance

Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension
here in virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! Aunti Mabel sez the bestest
part of being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder
monsters parti so it doesnt bother her none.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Oh noes, weh is waching virginia beech on da tawkbawx n et duzznt
wook gud. Yer meomie telled yew awl da rite fings sew yew wunt
beh skared. Purrs frum owr hoam n mom iz saying hur prayers fur
yew awl tew beh sayfe dunt go owt at awl fur innyfing. Luffs
Mosey fur his famllee

Yeah, meowmie has eberything wez needing so wez not going out. I
dunno what 'tidal flooding' is but dat tide is at highest at 8:30
tonight anna dat waddermonster parti is at highest at 9pm soz dey
sez it will be worse dan 'izabella'. She was a famous wadder
monster parti an eon of kittah days ago.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

PS: Dis is Aunti Mabel. Cash, my big goofy friend is afraid to get
his feet wet to go use the yard. Silly doggie. Meowmie is gonna
setup a second puppy-pad fur him by our personal exit door.

Pleeee3z do GNOT exit. Yooons cood get hurted an da Sekretary ob da
exterior has sed not to go into da OUT until da storm is offer.



Dat box dat talks is warning wadder monsters is about to parti eben
worse and to stay safesterest inside.

Sum big hole inna ground dey 2foots drive cars through is filled wif
watermonsters?

Ohh, sad, Iz just learned annoder 2 foot died. Dat makes 7. We don't
know how many 4foots are lost. Cash tolded me he heard mai 2foots
saying dey wuz staying because no shelters here would take us 4foots.
Dey had to leave Thursday to find a spot wif us. Dat waddermonster's
eye is 35 miles frum us right now. Off where the sun rises frum us.

Aunti Mabel, fur a napping Daisy-chan

Den stai IN n dunt go OWT fur nuttin.
Yoo is lukky tew hab yer hoominz der tew tayke kare uff yew.
Der r lots uf uther cats n doggoes hoo dunt hab nobuddy tew tayke kare udd
dem n dat is sad.
Et is sad ubaowt da hoomins tew.
Purrs fur yew awl tew beh sayfe
Mosey
Mosey
Mosey

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beauty, yew kant eet uh wale..dey is mammalz, not fish n wai bigger dan
yew. , but yus, fish iz gud eet dem up yum Mosey


dere iss no munsters on waters beclawz i eet them all up. wales is gud
and fiss too.
beauty


On Sat, 27 Aug 2011 12:10:40 -0500, "cshenk" wrote:

Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension here in
virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! Aunti Mabel sez the bestest part of
being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder monsters parti
so it doesnt bother her none.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

i yam sekritari of fudz so i can eet effurry fudz in da whirreld.
wales takes me two swalows, like orcas in san juan and salish. i yam
hungri so i loves fudz.
beauty


On Sat, 27 Aug 2011 19:07:27 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

beauty, yew kant eet uh wale..dey is mammalz, not fish n wai bigger dan
yew. , but yus, fish iz gud eet dem up yum Mosey


dere iss no munsters on waters beclawz i eet them all up. wales is gud
and fiss too.
beauty


On Sat, 27 Aug 2011 12:10:40 -0500, "cshenk" wrote:

Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension here in
virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! Aunti Mabel sez the bestest part of
being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder monsters parti
so it doesnt bother her none.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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"cshenk" wrote in message
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Dez everywhere! Meowmie told us dez having a party/convension here
in
virginia beach.

I wish dey'd parti someplace else! Aunti Mabel sez the bestest part
of
being deaf is she caint hear all dat noise as dem wadder monsters
parti
so it doesnt bother her none.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Du yu hab uh bazemint?
I heowp so!
Pit2nya

Az long as it duznt flud.

Sundance

Awl iz wewll wiff min kuzzinz in doz ayereaz.
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Pitô.ônya