Kruze

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these guys to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these guys to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:02:18 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
....
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually
do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice
to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end
of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break
up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

Piglet pats Mosey on the back, "You aren't the first and won't be the last.
I think Gramby buys coconuts just to watch how the humans try to open them
and it never ends good.

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I
fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually
do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take
a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice
to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one
of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end
of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break
up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:26:31 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu. Mosey thuh dumdum
...

But 'sploding coconuts is more fun! I say let's 'splode anoffur one.

Ranger, licking yummy coconut milk off his furs

[Waffs], fangu Piglet. Gnow I feal bedder. Mosey

Piglet pats Mosey on the back, "You aren't the first and won't be the
last. I think Gramby buys coconuts just to watch how the humans try to
open them and it never ends good.


Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I
fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes
to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
m...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all
over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take
a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will
go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one
of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end
of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

:

Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu. Mosey thuh dumdum
...

But 'sploding coconuts is more fun! I say let's 'splode anoffur one.

Umkay, yoo kan do et diz tyme...[smurkle]
*Mosey hands Ranger thuh hammer*.

Ranger, licking yummy coconut milk off his furs

DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK IT,
tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these guys
to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a
few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."