Kruze

SUMKATZ LIKEZ IT, i DUZ KUZ ITZ KINA SWEET ANNA HAZ NATURAL FAT INIT SO I
EATZ IT, ANNA EFIN WHEN SOFT GETS DA ALREADI KIND INNA KAN I TRYSTA GETIT,
tRUDI
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

SPLATTED MAKEZ IT GO EFURIWHERE DEN WE HASTA WURK TA GETIT, tRUDI, WHO
DUZINT THINK ANIKAT SHULD AKTULI HAFTA WURKTA GETTA FUDZ
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:02:18 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually
do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice
to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end
of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break
up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER WILLZ
BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I
fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually
do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take
a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice
to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one
of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end
of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break
up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

RANGER YOU BETTER BE KAREFUL IF YOUR MAMMA lILLITH SEES YOU SPLODIN STUFF
YOU IZ GONNA GETTIN TRUBLE FUR NOT BEIN SAFE ANNA FUR WAZTIN FUDZ, tRUDI,
WHO KNOWZ
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:26:31 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu. Mosey thuh dumdum
...

But 'sploding coconuts is more fun! I say let's 'splode anoffur one.

Ranger, licking yummy coconut milk off his furs

Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK IT,
tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one
of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this
puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually
do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take
a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice
to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut
and place it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break
up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna top of
da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada useit, when
her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin... sorta like sumcat
jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da key... Trudi, not
tellin
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK IT,
tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to
one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually
do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could
take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice
to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut
and place it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you
have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the
opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the groove until it
splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break
up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

We fot mew were jus eksited bout da kruze.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna top of
da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada useit, when
her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin... sorta like sumcat
jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da key... Trudi, not
tellin
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK IT,
tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to
one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I usually
do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could
take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the juice
to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut
and place it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you
have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the
opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the groove until it
splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and break
up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
....
WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER WILLZ
BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I
fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes
to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
m...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all
over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could take
a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will
go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do it
on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one
of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite end
of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

Or maykin fuhn uff me fur maykin a mess wiff dat stoopid fing!!
Mosey

We fot mew were jus eksited bout da kruze.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna top
of da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada
useit, when her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin...
sorta like sumcat jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da
key... Trudi, not tellin
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK
IT, tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to
one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this
could take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail
through the other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top
while the liquid drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using
a slimmer one (or even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take
the drained coconut and place it in the center of a towel that is
large enough to be wrapped completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no
pieces will go flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather
hard. Do it on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some
coconuts have grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening
easier. If you have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut
you can use the opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the
groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the
meat from the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

WAitz a minit. whoo was makin fun of yourownselfz? No one was, Dat whackin
way waz just how sum homans duz dat. Piglet wanted u 2 no how ta du it
rite.

Da Capz button was stuk on stormeez hoomanz keyboard kauze sum kat jumped on
itselfz.
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Or maykin fuhn uff me fur maykin a mess wiff dat stoopid fing!!
Mosey

We fot mew were jus eksited bout da kruze.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna top
of da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada
useit, when her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin...
sorta like sumcat jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da
key... Trudi, not tellin
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK
IT, tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it
explodes all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She
speaks to one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel, hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a
coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have
this could take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail
through the other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top
while the liquid drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using
a slimmer one (or even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big.
Take the drained coconut and place it in the center of a towel that
is large enough to be wrapped completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no
pieces will go flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather
hard. Do it on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some
coconuts have grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening
easier. If you have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut
you can use the opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the
groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the
meat from the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."