Kruze

*snikerz*, Trudi
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
We fot mew were jus eksited bout da kruze.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna top
of da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada
useit, when her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin...
sorta like sumcat jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da
key... Trudi, not tellin
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK
IT, tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to
one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up, would
you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this
could take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail
through the other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top
while the liquid drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using
a slimmer one (or even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take
the drained coconut and place it in the center of a towel that is
large enough to be wrapped completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no
pieces will go flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather
hard. Do it on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some
coconuts have grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening
easier. If you have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut
you can use the opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the
groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the
meat from the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

I didunt meanta yell butted da hoomin didunt know da kapz wuz on, Trudi,
apologizin fur her substandard sekatari
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
...
WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER
WILLZ BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I
fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on
a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes
to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
om...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all
over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could
take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even
a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will
go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do
it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have one
of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite
end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

kokonutz iz not stupid, Trudi, gladda keyburd iz bak to nurmal
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Or maykin fuhn uff me fur maykin a mess wiff dat stoopid fing!!
Mosey

We fot mew were jus eksited bout da kruze.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna top
of da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada
useit, when her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin...
sorta like sumcat jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da
key... Trudi, not tellin
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK
IT, tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it
explodes all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She
speaks to one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel, hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a
coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have
this could take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail
through the other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top
while the liquid drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try using
a slimmer one (or even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be big.
Take the drained coconut and place it in the center of a towel that
is large enough to be wrapped completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no
pieces will go flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather
hard. Do it on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some
coconuts have grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening
easier. If you have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut
you can use the opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the
groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the
meat from the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

no worriez bowt dat Trudi, dis stuff happenz.
Dum masheenz.
frend nosepoink
Mosey

I didunt meanta yell butted da hoomin didunt know da kapz wuz on, Trudi,
apologizin fur her substandard sekatari

WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
...
WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER
WILLZ BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I
fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded on
a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she likes
to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get itself
open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
news:6duiq4pg77an33g4bbav8hp3i5orrjc7hi@4ax. com...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby" wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all
over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing these
guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could
take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or even
a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut
and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces will
go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do
it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have
one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite
end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat from
the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

..Gnot tew wurry. Fangu Piglet.
Mosey

WAitz a minit. whoo was makin fun of yourownselfz? No one was, Dat
whackin way waz just how sum homans duz dat. Piglet wanted u 2 no how ta
du it rite.

Da Capz button was stuk on stormeez hoomanz keyboard kauze sum kat jumped
on itselfz.
Or maykin fuhn uff me fur maykin a mess wiff dat stoopid fing!!
Mosey

We fot mew were jus eksited bout da kruze.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna
top of da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada
useit, when her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin...
sorta like sumcat jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da
key... Trudi, not tellin

Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?

DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK
IT, tRUDI
"
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it
explodes all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She
speaks to one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel, hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a
coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have
this could take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail
through the other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top
while the liquid drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try
using a slimmer one (or even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be
big. Take the drained coconut and place it in the center of a towel
that is large enough to be wrapped completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no
pieces will go flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather
hard. Do it on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some
coconuts have grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening
easier. If you have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut
you can use the opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the
groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the
meat from the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

I gnow dat gnow..but dey shure iz hairy.
Mosey, dum sumtimes himself

kokonutz iz not stupid, Trudi, gladda keyburd iz bak to nurmal

Or maykin fuhn uff me fur maykin a mess wiff dat stoopid fing!!
Mosey

We fot mew were jus eksited bout da kruze.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
Pssst... whenna soft turned onna pooter her had leafeda keyburd onna
top of da dezk, it seemz dat it wuzint wurkin qwite rite, so her tryada
useit, when her turned it off and den bak on it wuz wurkin rit agin...
sorta like sumcat jumped offa kattree anna onto da dezk anna jammed da
key... Trudi, not tellin
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Trudi, iz you yellink at efferkitty or iz ur caps button stuk?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
DIZ IZ HOW SOFTZ MOM DIDIT, HER ALWAYZ TAKED IT TO DA BAZEMINT DO WAK
IT, tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it
explodes all over the table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She
speaks to one of the waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel, hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a
coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be
utilizing these guys to drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing
this puppy. (please pardon the terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have
this could take a few swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail
through the other side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top
while the liquid drains from the bottom. If your nail bends try
using a slimmer one (or even a drill), the hole doesn't need to be
big. Take the drained coconut and place it in the center of a towel
that is large enough to be wrapped completely around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no
pieces will go flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather
hard. Do it on the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some
coconuts have grooves partially cut along the sides to make opening
easier. If you have one of these, instead of wrapping up the coconut
you can use the opposite end of the hammer and whack it around the
groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the
meat from the shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."

I realli iz thinkin we needsa bootkam fur da hoominz anna little kamp fur da
pooterz mite not hurt, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
no worriez bowt dat Trudi, dis stuff happenz.
Dum masheenz.
frend nosepoink
Mosey

I didunt meanta yell butted da hoomin didunt know da kapz wuz on, Trudi,
apologizin fur her substandard sekatari

WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
...
WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER
WILLZ BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna I
fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded
on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she
likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get
itself open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
news:6duiq4pg77an33g4bbav8hp3i5orrjc7hi@4ax .com...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby"
wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all
over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing
these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could
take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut
and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces
will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard. Do
it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have
one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite
end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat
from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

Yoo iz rite bowt dat.
Mosey

I realli iz thinkin we needsa bootkam fur da hoominz anna little kamp fur
da pooterz mite not hurt, Trudi

no worriez bowt dat Trudi, dis stuff happenz.
Dum masheenz.
frend nosepoink
Mosey

I didunt meanta yell butted da hoomin didunt know da kapz wuz on, Trudi,
apologizin fur her substandard sekatari

WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
...
WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER
WILLZ BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst
one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna
I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded
on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she
likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink
and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get
itself open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
news:6duiq4pg77an33g4bbav8hp3i5orrjc7hi@4a x.com...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby"
wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey is
hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes all
over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of
the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing
these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could
take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through the
other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the liquid
drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut
and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces
will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard.
Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have
one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the opposite
end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat
from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

well i juzt figured owt dat soft izunt az stupid az i think, well maybe...
her wuz thinkin dat furri neededta huk uppa printer, her duzint du gud wif
mekanikal stuff, butted her checked it, efidentli himz didit when himz huked
uppa pooter... anna herownsef managed ta make owlde printer wurk wif new
pooter, Trudi, prowd,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Yoo iz rite bowt dat.
Mosey

I realli iz thinkin we needsa bootkam fur da hoominz anna little kamp fur
da pooterz mite not hurt, Trudi

no worriez bowt dat Trudi, dis stuff happenz.
Dum masheenz.
frend nosepoink
Mosey

I didunt meanta yell butted da hoomin didunt know da kapz wuz on, Trudi,
apologizin fur her substandard sekatari

WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
...
WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER
WILLZ BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst
one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez anna
I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got stranded
on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she
likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink
and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get
itself open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
news:6duiq4pg77an33g4bbav8hp3i5orrjc7hi@4 ax.com...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby"
wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey
is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of
the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a
coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing
these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this could
take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for the
juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through
the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the
liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained coconut
and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces
will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard.
Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts have
grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you have
one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the
opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try and
break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat
from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of fresh
coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty

U dun gud girlz. Piglet proud of Auntie Soft.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i juzt figured owt dat soft izunt az stupid az i think, well maybe...
her wuz thinkin dat furri neededta huk uppa printer, her duzint du gud wif
mekanikal stuff, butted her checked it, efidentli himz didit when himz
huked uppa pooter... anna herownsef managed ta make owlde printer wurk wif
new pooter, Trudi, prowd,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Yoo iz rite bowt dat.
Mosey

I realli iz thinkin we needsa bootkam fur da hoominz anna little kamp fur
da pooterz mite not hurt, Trudi

no worriez bowt dat Trudi, dis stuff happenz.
Dum masheenz.
frend nosepoink
Mosey

I didunt meanta yell butted da hoomin didunt know da kapz wuz on,
Trudi, apologizin fur her substandard sekatari

WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
...
WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO DER
WILLZ BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst
one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
...
sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez
anna I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got
stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she
likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink
and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get
itself open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
news:6duiq4pg77an33g4bbav8hp3i5orrjc7hi@ 4ax.com...
On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby"
wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey
is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of
the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned up,
would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a
coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing
these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy. (please
pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this
could take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for
the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through
the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the
liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained
coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends are
secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces
will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather hard.
Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts
have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you
have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the
opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in
two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try
and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat
from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of
fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty