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thank you, I am sure that Gramby told you how non machine i am, soft
"Granby" wrote in message
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U dun gud girlz. Piglet proud of Auntie Soft.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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well i juzt figured owt dat soft izunt az stupid az i think, well
maybe... her wuz thinkin dat furri neededta huk uppa printer, her duzint
du gud wif mekanikal stuff, butted her checked it, efidentli himz didit
when himz huked uppa pooter... anna herownsef managed ta make owlde
printer wurk wif new pooter, Trudi, prowd,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Yoo iz rite bowt dat.
Mosey

I realli iz thinkin we needsa bootkam fur da hoominz anna little kamp
fur da pooterz mite not hurt, Trudi

no worriez bowt dat Trudi, dis stuff happenz.
Dum masheenz.
frend nosepoink
Mosey

I didunt meanta yell butted da hoomin didunt know da kapz wuz on,
Trudi, apologizin fur her substandard sekatari

WAT DO I DO WIF DAT WITE STUF INNIT???
Y R U YELLING??
Mosey...bammed et daown a noch
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WELL IT LUKED KINDA FUNNI ANIWAI BUTTED NOW YOU KAN DOIT RITE SO
DER WILLZ BE MURETA EAT, tRUDI
"Mosey =^..^="
Sawry, I dint meen tew splode et n mayke a mess. Et wuz my furst
one.
Gnow I gnow hao tew do et rite. Fangu.
Mosey thuh dumdum
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sploded is bad. better open like you say!
beauty


Da milk mite be if somecat lkez itelf but diz was on da tablez
anna I fout
dem shud learn how ta do it da rite way kaze dem effer got
stranded on a
venture and needed some lickwood to survife. Piglet knowing she
likes to
lick the coconut when gramby makes a big cake filled wif puddink
and
coconut.

Sides dat, I neffer thout of showink dem until dem tried to get
itself open
diz ofther way anna itself sploded.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2009 11:33:58 -0600, "Granby"
wrote:

Piglet picks up a glass and heads over to the table where Mosey
is hitting
the coconut with a hammer. She stops in horror as it explodes
all over
the
table and the Hemingway cats grab towels. She speaks to one of
the
waiter-cats.

Piglet and the waiter-cat approach the table, he is carrying a
towel,
hammer, large nail, and of coarse a fresh coconut.

Piglet nods to those at the table "Now that that is cleaned
up, would you
like this waiter-cat to show you the proper way to open a
coconut?
He begins, "If you examine your coconut you will see 2-3 dark
indentations
on one end. These are the weakest points. We will be utilizing
these guys
to
drain the coconut's juice before pulverizing this puppy.
(please pardon
the
terminology.)
Take the hammer and drive the nail through each of the holes. I
usually do
all of them. Depending on the type of coconut you have this
could take a
few
swings."

"Place the coconut over a container and give it some time for
the juice to
drain. If nothing is coming out you can drive the nail through
the other
side of the coconut to allow air to enter the top while the
liquid drains
from the bottom. If your nail bends try using a slimmer one (or
even a
drill), the hole doesn't need to be big. Take the drained
coconut and
place
it in the center of a towel that is large enough to be wrapped
completely
around it.

Wrap the coconut up in such a way that all of the loose ends
are secured
underneath of the coconut so that when it breaks open no pieces
will go
flying.

Time for some fun! Grab your hammer and bash away! I wouldn't
recommend
doing this on your counter, you will need to hit it rather
hard. Do it on
the floor, or better yet on brick or concrete. Some coconuts
have grooves
partially cut along the sides to make opening easier. If you
have one of
these, instead of wrapping up the coconut you can use the
opposite end of
the hammer and whack it around the groove until it splits in
two.

Once it's cracked open you can hit it a few more times to try
and break up
the larger pieces some more. This will make separating the meat
from the
shell easier.

Use a thin knife to separate the meat from the shell.

Piglet thanks him and tell the others, "they have plenty of
fresh coconut
milk on the buffet. Help yourselves."


is this kitty fudz?? im dubi..dobio..not convinced.

sekretary of fudz beauty