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  #1  
Old July 4th 09, 12:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

Meow, kitties!

Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!

After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!

Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.

Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?

[Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM
  #2  
Old July 4th 09, 01:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

my sekritary wontted let me in da kittie rum. hoomins is bad.
beauty


On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 19:42:09 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

Meow, kitties!

Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!

After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!

Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.

Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?

[Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!

  #3  
Old July 4th 09, 02:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal. Dey
didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey?
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Meow, kitties!

Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!

After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!

Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.

Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?

[Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM



  #4  
Old July 4th 09, 02:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Zephyr and Sonickitty
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

Ack d furry leest it hiss a seereeus infurakshun uv efficks uv cat
ownership.
Eben wurst phan upstart kitteez introoding in yor purrsenal spayce.
Zephyr

On Jul 3, 6:21*pm, "Granby" wrote:
U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. *O T just sure this is illegal. *Dey
didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey?
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in messagenews:wdd0feghckh3$.nlezxm4cebzm$.dlg@40tude .net...



Meow, kitties!


Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!


After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!


Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.


Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?


[Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did *(hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!


--
Purrs,


Mme. Anaïs


"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963


7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM


  #5  
Old July 4th 09, 03:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

U haz dat rite. O T agreeing completely.
"Zephyr and Sonickitty" wrote in message
...
Ack d furry leest it hiss a seereeus infurakshun uv efficks uv cat
ownership.
Eben wurst phan upstart kitteez introoding in yor purrsenal spayce.
Zephyr

On Jul 3, 6:21 pm, "Granby" wrote:
U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal. Dey
didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey?
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in
messagenews:wdd0feghckh3$.nlezxm4cebzm$.dlg@40tude .net...



Meow, kitties!


Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!


After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!


Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.


Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?


[Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!


--
Purrs,


Mme. Anaïs


"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963


7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM



  #6  
Old July 4th 09, 04:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 20:21:23 -0500, Granby's
nimble, little paws typed:

U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal. Dey
didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey?


No, buttid da hooman did find abowt a duzzen dat
were behind or under fings...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/3/2009 11:20:25 PM
  #7  
Old July 4th 09, 04:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

On Jul 3, 7:42*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
Meow, kitties!

* * * * Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!

* * * * After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!

* * * * Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.

* * * * Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?


It sertennly SHOOD be illegal. Do sumfin unNACHral to hiz shooz.


* * * * [Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did *(hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!


LEEK. Lik WADDER leek? Yoo shud hab preeBENded dat. Doz shooz is not
da shooz yoo wuz wooking four.

--
Maggy May an WooToo
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Old July 4th 09, 05:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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I wud inbite yu tu mine heowze, buttid Pawpaw pooshez me offa hiz offiz
chayer an effin owtta hiz offiz lotza da tyme, so I gez ower heowze
izzint tuu houzpottabil effur.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Meow, kitties!

Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!

After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!

Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.

Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?

[Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM


  #9  
Old July 6th 09, 12:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

strangerz inna howze iz definiteli illegal anna you haza ritea skratchda
hoomin aniwhere you wantz ifin you azkz mineownsef, Starnagerz iz sekund
only to mean d*gz in mine buuk, anna da strange smellz iz purbabli alzo
illegal, butted purlay not az bad an offenze... now diz here buzinezz of
bein dizplazed offa da nappin plaze, dat deserfz a bit onna... tucus, Tiger,
puffed up atta thotz of hiz wife kittee bein incatvinyinsed
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Meow, kitties!

Well, furst I had mine mid-mornink nap on da
bigbig bed disturbed yeaterday by da movink ob
furniture and awl kinds ob noise an moofements by
strange hoomanz!

After a few howrz dey left, but da same fing
happened dis mornink! An dey had da nerff to
clowze da bedrum door so dat I cuddent inspekt!
Dey left again after a few howrz, but da door wuz
still clowzed, an no matter how much I meowed, I
still cudn't get in!

Finally he opened it a liddle bit ago, an
efurryfing smells different.

Izn't dis illegal or sumpfin?

[Human] I had a roof leak, and they came and
spackled yesterday; they said that since the paint
might not match, they'd paint the whole bedroom if
I moved the furniture. So I did (hey who'd turn
down a free paint-job?), but Mme. was displaced
for a few hours, and not happy!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/3/2009 7:35:48 PM



  #10  
Old July 6th 09, 12:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Inkonsiderate Hoomanz!

duzint let hizsef offa hook juzt beclawz he finaali getted your own
pingpongy ballz, Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 20:21:23 -0500, Granby's
nimble, little paws typed:

U shud reportz diz to Rosco mediatelee. O T just sure this is illegal.
Dey
didn get paint on anyof ur ping pong ballz did dey?


No, buttid da hooman did find abowt a duzzen dat
were behind or under fings...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/3/2009 11:20:25 PM



 




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