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Killing the wadder monster
Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several
times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole in the sink. Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake; he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole! Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh? One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of practice. And getting very wet in the process. -- Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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