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Old November 9th 05, 06:26 PM
Marina
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Default Killing the wadder monster

Caliban is fascinated by the kitchen sink. He checks it out several
times a day. If there are dishes soaking in the sink, he drinks from
them. Sometimes he just sits in it, looking immensely pleased with
himself. But the best is when meowmie turns on the tap. Then this
glittering snake appears that runs from the tap and down into the hole
in the sink.

Caliban does what any self-respecing cat will do when he sees a snake;
he tries to bite its head off. Chomp! Wha-huh?? What happened? Did it
bite me? No, it doesn't hurt. But why is my face all wet? And it didn't
die! It's running as fast as ever, from the tap and down into the hole!
Bite it again! Chomp! Wha-huh?

One day, Caliban will surely succeed in killing the wadder monster. One
day he'll be big and strong enough. Until then, he is getting lots of
practice. And getting very wet in the process.

--
Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki.
marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
 




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