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  #21  
Old February 2nd 14, 03:55 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:52:11 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 11:38:21 -0500, Dreamer In Colore
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural

sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in

the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork. You lost
your mind a long time ago.

How many queer cats have you collected?

• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and
ears.


What happens when a queer tomcat makes a pass at a straight tomcat?

• I've had cats since kindergarten and I've never had a tomcat who was
not attracted to females. However, things could be different with cats
who live in West Hollywood.
  #22  
Old February 2nd 14, 03:57 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:54:16 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 09:52:03 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in

"unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in

the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

€€ True enough Duke but the one thing that cats and humans agree
completely on is covering up their own ****.

Ok, you take care of grik.

€€ so he really gets your dander up?


No, that he is just a big blowhard in discussion and pretty worthless to worry
about. He's finally reached his potential as a dud.

€€ you seem to be worried.
  #23  
Old February 2nd 14, 11:33 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Feb 2014 06:57:50 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:54:16 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 09:52:03 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in

"unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in

the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay

feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom.

Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

€€ True enough Duke but the one thing that cats and humans agree
completely on is covering up their own ****.

Ok, you take care of grik.

€€ so he really gets your dander up?

No, that he is just a big blowhard in discussion and pretty worthless

to worry
about. He's finally reached his potential as a dud.

€€ you seem to be worried.


Of grik??? Haahaahaa.

€€ more nervous laughter.
  #24  
Old February 4th 14, 05:59 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Posts: 15
Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Feb 2014 06:55:53 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:52:11 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 11:38:21 -0500, Dreamer In Colore
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural

sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in

the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom.

Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork. You lost
your mind a long time ago.

How many queer cats have you collected?

• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and
ears.

What happens when a queer tomcat makes a pass at a straight tomcat?

• I've had cats since kindergarten and I've never had a tomcat who was
not attracted to females. However, things could be different with cats
who live in West Hollywood.


Maybe your tomcat was ac/dc.

• Why were none of the tomcats attracted to males?
  #25  
Old February 4th 14, 06:00 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Posts: 15
Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Feb 2014 14:33:32 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Feb 2014 06:57:50 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:54:16 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 09:52:03 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA

wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in
"unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she

finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of

nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay

feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom.

Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

€€ True enough Duke but the one thing that cats and humans agree
completely on is covering up their own ****.

Ok, you take care of grik.

€€ so he really gets your dander up?

No, that he is just a big blowhard in discussion and pretty worthless

to worry
about. He's finally reached his potential as a dud.

€€ you seem to be worried.

Of grik??? Haahaahaa.

€€ more nervous laughter.


About grik??? Haahaahaa.

€ dito
  #26  
Old February 5th 14, 05:52 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Posts: 15
Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Feb 2014 08:59:37 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Feb 2014 06:55:53 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:52:11 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 11:38:21 -0500, Dreamer In Colore
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke

wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA

wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural
sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she

finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of

nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the

"gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom.

Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork.

You lost
your mind a long time ago.

How many queer cats have you collected?

• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however

there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not

interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur

coats and
ears.

What happens when a queer tomcat makes a pass at a straight tomcat?

• I've had cats since kindergarten and I've never had a tomcat who was
not attracted to females. However, things could be different with cats
who live in West Hollywood.

Maybe your tomcat was ac/dc.

• Why were none of the tomcats attracted to males?


I don't know. They are your cats.

• Apparently they weren't deviates, thank God.
  #27  
Old February 6th 14, 10:23 AM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Posts: 15
Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Wed, 05 Feb 2014 08:52:33 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Feb 2014 08:59:37 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Feb 2014 06:55:53 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:52:11 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 11:38:21 -0500, Dreamer In Colore
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke

wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA

wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in

"unnatural
sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she

finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of

nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the

"gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom.
Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork.

You lost
your mind a long time ago.

How many queer cats have you collected?

• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however

there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at

fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not

interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur

coats and
ears.

What happens when a queer tomcat makes a pass at a straight tomcat?

• I've had cats since kindergarten and I've never had a tomcat who was
not attracted to females. However, things could be different with cats
who live in West Hollywood.

Maybe your tomcat was ac/dc.

• Why were none of the tomcats attracted to males?

I don't know. They are your cats.

• Apparently they weren't deviates, thank God.


Whatever. You're the only one that knows them.

• also my wife and helper girl #4. Helper girl #4 is one of those few
humans that understands cats, and cats seem to realize that she is their
friend.
  #28  
Old February 6th 14, 04:57 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Posts: 15
Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Thu, 06 Feb 2014 01:23:09 -0800, (•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Wed, 05 Feb 2014 08:52:33 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Feb 2014 08:59:37 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sun, 02 Feb 2014 06:55:53 -0800,
(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Feb 2014 06:52:11 -0800,

(•RLMeasures) wrote:

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 11:38:21 -0500, Dreamer In Colore
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke
wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA
wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in

"unnatural
sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other

male cats in
the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she
finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of
nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the
"gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom.
Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork.
You lost
your mind a long time ago.

How many queer cats have you collected?

• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however
there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at

fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not
interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur
coats and
ears.

What happens when a queer tomcat makes a pass at a straight

tomcat?

• I've had cats since kindergarten and I've never had a

tomcat who was
not attracted to females. However, things could be different

with cats
who live in West Hollywood.

Maybe your tomcat was ac/dc.

• Why were none of the tomcats attracted to males?

I don't know. They are your cats.

• Apparently they weren't deviates, thank God.

Whatever. You're the only one that knows them.

• also my wife and helper girl #4. Helper girl #4 is one of those few
humans that understands cats, and cats seem to realize that she is their
friend.


Women are cats and men are dogs. But we already knew that.

• some women understand cats better than men but women are not cats and
most women don't make that much noise when they do IT.
 




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