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HOW TO FATTEN A CAT UP(AS OPPOSED TO REDUCING ONE'S WEIGHT)



 
 
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Old December 27th 06, 05:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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you absolutely *should not*
contact the other witness and especially *do not* ask her if she received
similar email. That is the job of the police,


I agree, that is for the police to do, you don't want to mess the case
up, leave that to this stupid greedy woman who sold you the cat. Just
hand over what you have received already and they should follow it up,
what you have received may be enough by itself anyway.

B

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Old December 27th 06, 05:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"bookie" wrote in message
ps.com...


you absolutely *should not*
contact the other witness and especially *do not* ask her if she received
similar email. That is the job of the police,


I agree, that is for the police to do, you don't want to mess the case
up, leave that to this stupid greedy woman who sold you the cat. Just
hand over what you have received already and they should follow it up,
what you have received may be enough by itself anyway.


I realize I am being a pain in the ass, but sheelagh, could you please quit
the all-caps thing you do from time to time? I would like to take you out of
my killfile.


  #43  
Old December 28th 06, 12:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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cybercat wrote:

I realize I am being a pain in the ass, but sheelagh, could you please quit
the all-caps thing you do from time to time? I would like to take you out of
my killfile.


gee that's original

  #44  
Old December 28th 06, 12:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"addicted" wrote in message
oups.com...

cybercat wrote:

I realize I am being a pain in the ass, but sheelagh, could you please
quit
the all-caps thing you do from time to time? I would like to take you out
of
my killfile.


gee that's original


Did I say it was original?

Is there some reason you think I was trying to be "original?"

It was a simple request.


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Old December 28th 06, 01:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"cybercat" wrote in message
...

"addicted" wrote in message
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cybercat wrote:

I realize I am being a pain in the ass, but sheelagh, could you please
quit
the all-caps thing you do from time to time? I would like to take you
out of
my killfile.


gee that's original


Did I say it was original?

Is there some reason you think I was trying to be "original?"

It was a simple request.

Also: what part of "I know I am being a pain in the ass"
don't you understand, bigbad?

Can you help it when something gets on your nerves?

(I can answer that for you if you want.)


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Old December 28th 06, 02:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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cybercat wrote:

Also: what part of "I know I am being a pain in the ass"
don't you understand, bigbad?

Can you help it when something gets on your nerves?

(I can answer that for you if you want.)


you replied to bookie dear
maybe sheelagh read it though

heee

NOBODY TOLD YOU TO EAT THE WHOLE DAMN CARTON OF ICE CREAM

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Old December 28th 06, 02:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"addicted" wrote in message
ps.com...

cybercat wrote:

Also: what part of "I know I am being a pain in the ass"
don't you understand, bigbad?

Can you help it when something gets on your nerves?

(I can answer that for you if you want.)


you replied to bookie dear
maybe sheelagh read it though

heee

NOBODY TOLD YOU TO EAT THE WHOLE DAMN CARTON OF ICE CREAM


:


It was a big piece of caramel cake.

Should have just slapped it right on my ass.


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Old December 28th 06, 02:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:30:33 GMT, "cybercat" wrote:

Also: what part of "I know I am being a pain in the ass"
don't you understand, bigbad?

Can you help it when something gets on your nerves?


I'm with you on the all caps thing.

--
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Old December 28th 06, 02:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"Lynne" wrote in message
m...
on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:30:33 GMT, "cybercat" wrote:

Also: what part of "I know I am being a pain in the ass"
don't you understand, bigbad?

Can you help it when something gets on your nerves?


I'm with you on the all caps thing.

--


Thank yew sisTAH!


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Old December 28th 06, 02:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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cybercat wrote:

It was a big piece of caramel cake.

Should have just slapped it right on my ass.


don't forget the chocolate sauce, melted butter, and pineapple topping

yeah, that would be real pretty

 




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