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Old April 2nd 06, 08:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Cat Lover's Rules

1. The cat is not allowed in the house.

2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

4. The cat can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.

7. OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation
only.

8. Well, ok, the cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the
pillow too.

9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only
the cat can sleep on the pillow.


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Old April 3rd 06, 03:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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sooooooooo true,i'm printing this out & framing it!
"Matthew AKA NMR" wrote in message m...
Cat Lover's Rules

1. The cat is not allowed in the house.

2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

4. The cat can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.

7. OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation
only.

8. Well, ok, the cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the
pillow too.

9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only
the cat can sleep on the pillow.


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Old April 3rd 06, 06:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Denise Clere wrote:
/sooooooooo true,i'm printing this out & framing it!/


Please don't post in HTML, as rpca is a text-only newsgroup.

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Old April 3rd 06, 06:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Christine K. wrote:
Denise Clere wrote:
/sooooooooo true,i'm printing this out & framing it!/


Please don't post in HTML, as rpca is a text-only newsgroup.


Denise has been asked several times not to post HTML, she still does it,
therefore, regretably, I've killfiled her.
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