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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Let's go see if Storm needs any assistance.
Hunter Once a year purrhaps. Phoebe, taking Hunter's paw "Storm and Skye" wrote in message .. . hmmm. Certainly an interesting bunch. Do you suppose they wash? Hunter ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ "squiffer" wrote in message ... Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Hey.. did somecat say somethin bout nip????
Spirit (always on the prowl for rubs and nip) Boys!! stop fiting.. this is serryus bizzness here.. now, whare can I sit to watch you all and keep you on track? Ghost (doing her mother-hen imitation) |
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~Emma sees hangar door open and tiptoes that direction, slipping inside
unnoticed~ "Storm and Skye" wrote in message . .. [back a Major's hanger where all his planes and copters are still kept in tip-top condition and flown by Storm, Hunter, Skye, and Patrick, a handsome figure steps from the shadows who looks remarkably like the legendary Major. Attired in Major's flying suit and leather flying jacket, he waves the groud crew into action. He checks his watch, hoping his Great-Unkle Major's chief navigator arrives soon. Zizi is the best.] Ok. I just need to know what type of aircraft you need. Then, we can gas it up and get airborn. Storm |
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[blue smoke with white Maine Coon orders the huge fire-fighting plane
fueled and begins his pre-flight exterior inspection. Finishing that, he picks up his helmet, motions to Skye to join him, and they board the plane, take their seats, and begin the rest of the pre-flight check.] Can you handle the navigating, too, Skye, just in case Zizi doesn't make it? We need to make Unkle Major proud, you know. [Skye assures Storm that he can.] Put on a full load of fuel, boys, I'm not sure how far we will be going. And, don't forget to put the containers for the nip on board. Storm ~Emma sees hangar door open and tiptoes that direction, slipping inside unnoticed~ "Storm and Skye" wrote in message . .. [back a Major's hanger where all his planes and copters are still kept in tip-top condition and flown by Storm, Hunter, Skye, and Patrick, a handsome figure steps from the shadows who looks remarkably like the legendary Major. Attired in Major's flying suit and leather flying jacket, he waves the groud crew into action. He checks his watch, hoping his Great-Unkle Major's chief navigator arrives soon. Zizi is the best.] Ok. I just need to know what type of aircraft you need. Then, we can gas it up and get airborn. Storm |
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"Storm and Skye" wrote in message . .. [cameo Maine Coon walks over to Red Rory, takes a paw, flips the upstart over, and sits on him.] Keep to the topic, kid, and stop insulting my Phoebe. Hunty [orange/white half-meezer appears] MOTHER! Are you ok? Patrick, turning to glare at the offender I'm fine, son. He was just being a bit.... uhhhh.... crude. [red/white 19 pound Maine Coon and Chief Justicat Skye appears, taking in the situation.] Do you need a warrant, Hunter? Skye, waiting to see what Red Rory does next - or not dam an' ain't yu got some grate taste. Fine lookin gal. Tayke gud keer o' her or sumkat else mite. Red Rory (tail slightly bushed. After all, he weighs 20 pounds) : HEY! That's my winkwink you're messing with, sir. : : Hunter, turning so Red Rory can get a better look at his 23 pounds of : Maine Coon self : : : whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere. : (Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : : : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders : off, : : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna : : need help. : : Red Rory : : : : : : : : : : : |
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[Storm checks radio communication with Red Rory and others on the groud
at the target.] ~Emma sees hangar door open and tiptoes that direction, slipping inside unnoticed~ "Storm and Skye" wrote in message . .. [back a Major's hanger where all his planes and copters are still kept in tip-top condition and flown by Storm, Hunter, Skye, and Patrick, a handsome figure steps from the shadows who looks remarkably like the legendary Major. Attired in Major's flying suit and leather flying jacket, he waves the groud crew into action. He checks his watch, hoping his Great-Unkle Major's chief navigator arrives soon. Zizi is the best.] Ok. I just need to know what type of aircraft you need. Then, we can gas it up and get airborn. Storm |
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We're going to liberate tons of nip! I could use somecats on board the
plane to help load once we get there. Storm Thank you, Ghost. That was needed. Hunty Hey.. did somecat say somethin bout nip???? Spirit (always on the prowl for rubs and nip) Boys!! stop fiting.. this is serryus bizzness here.. now, whare can I sit to watch you all and keep you on track? Ghost (doing her mother-hen imitation) |
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In article , elliet1027
@earthlink.net says... "Storm and Skye" wrote in message . .. [cameo Maine Coon walks over to Red Rory, takes a paw, flips the upstart over, and sits on him.] Keep to the topic, kid, and stop insulting my Phoebe. Hunty [orange/white half-meezer appears] MOTHER! Are you ok? Patrick, turning to glare at the offender I'm fine, son. He was just being a bit.... uhhhh.... crude. Ok, Mother. Just let me know if yoo have any more trouble. Patrick, dutiful son |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
gray-brown tabby appears in the hanger
Did sumkitty mention NIP? I beeleef Ide like to purrtissipayt in this eggspedishun! sees mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes trying to slip inside unnoticed May I help yoo, Emma? [blue smoke with white Maine Coon orders the huge fire-fighting plane fueled and begins his pre-flight exterior inspection. Finishing that, he picks up his helmet, motions to Skye to join him, and they board the plane, take their seats, and begin the rest of the pre-flight check.] Can you handle the navigating, too, Skye, just in case Zizi doesn't make it? We need to make Unkle Major proud, you know. [Skye assures Storm that he can.] Put on a full load of fuel, boys, I'm not sure how far we will be going. And, don't forget to put the containers for the nip on board. Storm ~Emma sees hangar door open and tiptoes that direction, slipping inside unnoticed~ |
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~Emma looks around~ I wonder where Wascal went? Oops! I better get on
board before they take off without me! ~carefully staying in the shadows, Emma boards the plane and heads for a hiding spot~ "Storm and Skye" wrote in message . .. [Storm checks radio communication with Red Rory and others on the groud at the target.] ~Emma sees hangar door open and tiptoes that direction, slipping inside unnoticed~ "Storm and Skye" wrote in message . .. [back a Major's hanger where all his planes and copters are still kept in tip-top condition and flown by Storm, Hunter, Skye, and Patrick, a handsome figure steps from the shadows who looks remarkably like the legendary Major. Attired in Major's flying suit and leather flying jacket, he waves the groud crew into action. He checks his watch, hoping his Great-Unkle Major's chief navigator arrives soon. Zizi is the best.] Ok. I just need to know what type of aircraft you need. Then, we can gas it up and get airborn. Storm |
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