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Old May 6th 19, 04:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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[May 5, 2019: Down in the basement of a house in Kansas City kitties are working. Ranger drives a kitty-lift out of the hidden storage closet and motors over to the security camera pointed at the washer, dryer, and sump pump, and he quickly clips a small piece of circuitry in place to cause the camera to loop instead of playing live images. Starr da Dogg pushes some of the hoomin's storage boxes up against the wall, and Francesca sets up tables to hold food and drinks. Ranger then fires up a stereo playing dance music, and Francesca starts setting out yummy kitty and doggy goodies.]

Attention, efurrykitty and goggy and offur furry friends: today is Sammy Redcat's purrday! Him is 18 years old today. Please join us celebrating him's old man status.

Ranger Greycat
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Old May 7th 19, 09:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Greetings, Miz Daisy-chan! Fangu fur de invitation, I would love to sit wif you. Mebbe we could even get one of dem younger kitties to bring us some goodies.

[Jocko the Diving Cat happens to be walking past as Sammy says this. He grabs Big Mama, and together they bring a variety of snacks to the kitty pillow, along with a bottle of nip wine.]

Oh, dis is nice! I could get used to dis kind of service. Too bad I only have a purrday once a year.

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Old May 8th 19, 01:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Monday, May 6, 2019 at 8:46:28 AM UTC-7, wrote:
[May 5, 2019: Down in the basement of a house in Kansas City kitties are working. Ranger drives a kitty-lift out of the hidden storage closet and motors over to the security camera pointed at the washer, dryer, and sump pump, and he quickly clips a small piece of circuitry in place to cause the camera to loop instead of playing live images. Starr da Dogg pushes some of the hoomin's storage boxes up against the wall, and Francesca sets up tables to hold food and drinks. Ranger then fires up a stereo playing dance music, and Francesca starts setting out yummy kitty and doggy goodies.]

Attention, efurrykitty and goggy and offur furry friends: today is Sammy Redcat's purrday! Him is 18 years old today. Please join us celebrating him's old man status.

Ranger Greycat


Senior kitty,wearing a mourning coat of grey-and-white enters.
Happy Purrday, Sammy Redcat 18 iz effin 3 yeerz owldurr den me!
ConCATulashunz! I brot Mousikulz and Souvin Eerz,
an uh tie frum the BooTeek.
P2nya
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Old May 8th 19, 01:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Fangu, Miz Pi2nya! Dat is a lovely tie. And fungu fur coming. It iz wunnderful to see you.

Sammy
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Old May 10th 19, 01:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Fangu, Lucy Lu! Dere's so many yummy fings on da boofay table...

[As Sammy looks around happily, he sees 2 raccoons approaching. He has seen these raccoons before, but only through the windows.]

Hihi, raccoons! You live right around here, don't you?

Tony: Hi, Sammy! Yes we do! I'm Tony, and dis is Tina. We have a den inside da tree in your front yard. It's furry nice! It's a great location, and it's close to friends an family, an we'z got lots of good foods nearby, and no hoomins trying to hurt us. It's purrty cool. Oooh, look, someone just turned on da lights on a disco ball! Dat's beeyoutiful! We'z will haf to do some dancing.Den we can...

[Tony stops talking when Tina grabs his mouth.]

Tina: Tony, you are motor mouthing again. We talked about that, remember? Hello, Sammy. We're glad to finally meet you. Happy Birthday!

[Tina releases Tony's mouth and he immediately starts talking again. Tina takes his paw and guides him towards the buffet table. Sammy then sees a little black cat, a skinny buff cat, and a timid grey tabby come through the door. He runs over to greet them.]

Hi guys! I know who you are just from listening to my hoomins talk. You must be Midnight, and you must be Fred, and you must be Sarge. I'm glad to see you could come. Please, help yourselves to the buffet table.

[As he walks back towards the cushion he is sharing with Daisy-chan he sees that Jocko and Big Mama have indeed rigged a disco ball, and Ranger has set up a stereo and started some music going. Jocko and Big Mama are dancing.]

Miss Daisy-chan, since they are playing some reasonably slow music, would you care to dance just a little bit?
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Old May 12th 19, 02:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Dan Mahoney wrote:

Greetings, Miz Daisy-chan! Fangu fur de invitation, I would love to
sit wif you. Mebbe we could even get one of dem younger kitties to
bring us some goodies.

[Jocko the Diving Cat happens to be walking past as Sammy says this.
He grabs Big Mama, and together they bring a variety of snacks to the
kitty pillow, along with a bottle of nip wine.]

Oh, dis is nice! I could get used to dis kind of service. Too bad I
only have a purrday once a year.


Purrs happen as Daisy-chan rubs Sammy then deftly steals the best
fingerling fish right under his nose. She dangles it though and lets
him have 1/2 of it.

Snickering, they dig into some goodies.

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Old May 12th 19, 03:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Dan Mahoney wrote:

Fangu, Lucy Lu! Dere's so many yummy fings on da boofay table...

[As Sammy looks around happily, he sees 2 raccoons approaching. He
has seen these raccoons before, but only through the windows.]

Hihi, raccoons! You live right around here, don't you?

Tony: Hi, Sammy! Yes we do! I'm Tony, and dis is Tina. We have a den
inside da tree in your front yard. It's furry nice! It's a great
location, and it's close to friends an family, an we'z got lots of
good foods nearby, and no hoomins trying to hurt us. It's purrty
cool. Oooh, look, someone just turned on da lights on a disco ball!
Dat's beeyoutiful! We'z will haf to do some dancing.Den we can...

[Tony stops talking when Tina grabs his mouth.]

Tina: Tony, you are motor mouthing again. We talked about that,
remember? Hello, Sammy. We're glad to finally meet you. Happy
Birthday!

[Tina releases Tony's mouth and he immediately starts talking again.
Tina takes his paw and guides him towards the buffet table. Sammy
then sees a little black cat, a skinny buff cat, and a timid grey
tabby come through the door. He runs over to greet them.]

Hi guys! I know who you are just from listening to my hoomins talk.
You must be Midnight, and you must be Fred, and you must be Sarge.
I'm glad to see you could come. Please, help yourselves to the buffet
table.

[As he walks back towards the cushion he is sharing with Daisy-chan
he sees that Jocko and Big Mama have indeed rigged a disco ball, and
Ranger has set up a stereo and started some music going. Jocko and
Big Mama are dancing.]

Miss Daisy-chan, since they are playing some reasonably slow music,
would you care to dance just a little bit?


Daisy pluffs her furr nicely and takes his paw, then shifts to a samaba
in slow motion. Sammy joins in as they enter the disco ball's swirling
glitter...
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Old May 13th 19, 01:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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cshenk wrote:

Dan Mahoney wrote:

Fangu, Lucy Lu! Dere's so many yummy fings on da boofay table...

[As Sammy looks around happily, he sees 2 raccoons approaching. He
has seen these raccoons before, but only through the windows.]

Hihi, raccoons! You live right around here, don't you?

Tony: Hi, Sammy! Yes we do! I'm Tony, and dis is Tina. We have a den
inside da tree in your front yard. It's furry nice! It's a great
location, and it's close to friends an family, an we'z got lots of
good foods nearby, and no hoomins trying to hurt us. It's purrty
cool. Oooh, look, someone just turned on da lights on a disco ball!
Dat's beeyoutiful! We'z will haf to do some dancing.Den we can...

[Tony stops talking when Tina grabs his mouth.]

Tina: Tony, you are motor mouthing again. We talked about that,
remember? Hello, Sammy. We're glad to finally meet you. Happy
Birthday!

[Tina releases Tony's mouth and he immediately starts talking again.
Tina takes his paw and guides him towards the buffet table. Sammy
then sees a little black cat, a skinny buff cat, and a timid grey
tabby come through the door. He runs over to greet them.]

Hi guys! I know who you are just from listening to my hoomins talk.
You must be Midnight, and you must be Fred, and you must be Sarge.
I'm glad to see you could come. Please, help yourselves to the
buffet table.

[As he walks back towards the cushion he is sharing with Daisy-chan
he sees that Jocko and Big Mama have indeed rigged a disco ball, and
Ranger has set up a stereo and started some music going. Jocko and
Big Mama are dancing.]

Miss Daisy-chan, since they are playing some reasonably slow music,
would you care to dance just a little bit?


Daisy pluffs her furr nicely and takes his paw, then shifts to a
samaba in slow motion. Sammy joins in as they enter the disco ball's
swirling glitter...


Sammy joins in and with a glimmer, whispers to the band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bCoFRsKpww

Daisy laughs and sways with him.
 




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