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  #31  
Old March 26th 10, 03:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
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Where sheriff?

L.


I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.

What may I help you with?

Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica


We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!

FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah



Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
.............see? cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey


  #32  
Old March 26th 10, 04:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Mar 25, 8:07*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Where sheriff?


L.


I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.


What may I help you with?


Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica


We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!


FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. *Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
............see? *cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


We beddur go wookin fur dose fings Mosey (an geddoutta da weigh ob da
aggweeved kitte, purr fing). Mine own mommys tayle wuz tayken aweigh
an she nebber got it bak. Butted she dint seem to kare boutted it.
Meowy, zoomin aweigh onna toof'ntayle surch
  #33  
Old March 27th 10, 12:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
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"MeOwy" ...
On Mar 25, 8:07 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
Where sheriff?


L.


I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.


What may I help you with?


Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica


We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U
neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!


FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
............see? cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey-


We beddur go wookin fur dose fings Mosey (an geddoutta da weigh ob da
aggweeved kitte, purr fing). Mine own mommys tayle wuz tayken aweigh
an she nebber got it bak. Butted she dint seem to kare boutted it.
Meowy, zoomin aweigh onna toof'ntayle surch


Zooomz wiff yerownself..owta da way uff da aggweeved kittee..
off up n uhwaaaaaaaaaay in da porter UP!!
Umkay den..I gnow warre da Toof Farweey iz, n I kan git et/dem bak frum
hur..
bribe hur wif sum ...wat dew weeeeee brybe hur wiff..??
yerown mom n beauty's tailz r gone..but dey r sumwear.
YUP
Heeeeeeeey Daaat kan be owr adbensure..
"Fynd Mizzing Tayle n Teef. " ..
I hadd 3 uff myown fangs steeld..n I want em bak..MrrrrrrrrrrT!!!
Mosey .........goin wiff yew
uh 'Tail uff Tew Kitty"z'


  #34  
Old March 27th 10, 05:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Posts: 1,652
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On Mar 26, 5:35*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
"MeOwy" ...
On Mar 25, 8:07 pm, "Mosey *=^..^="





Where sheriff?


L.


I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.


What may I help you with?


Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica


We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U
neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!


FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
............see? cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey-
We beddur go wookin fur dose fings Mosey (an geddoutta da weigh ob da
aggweeved kitte, purr fing). *Mine own mommys tayle wuz tayken aweigh
an she nebber got it bak. *Butted she dint seem to kare boutted it.
Meowy, zoomin aweigh onna toof'ntayle surch


Zooomz wiff yerownself..owta da way uff da aggweeved kittee..
off up n uhwaaaaaaaaaay in da porter UP!!
Umkay den..I gnow warre da Toof Farweey iz, n I kan git et/dem bak frum
hur..
bribe hur * wif sum ...wat dew weeeeee brybe hur wiff..??
yerown mom n beauty's tailz r gone..but dey r sumwear.
YUP
Heeeeeeeey Daaat kan be owr adbensure..
"Fynd *Mizzing Tayle n Teef. " ..
I hadd 3 uff myown fangs steeld..n I want em bak..MrrrrrrrrrrT!!!
Mosey .........goin wiff yew
uh 'Tail uff Tew Kitty"z'- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I gno dis is seereeus bizzyniss Mosey, butted yew mayking me waff
abouttit.
We duzn't need mine mommycatz tayle cuz she at RB an purrbly has bin
reyoonited wif dat tayle. She wooked kyoot wifout a tayle, furry
cuddly.
Meowy, zoooomminnn awf wif Mosey
  #35  
Old March 27th 10, 10:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
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Posts: 61
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"MeOwy"
On Mar 26, 5:35 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" "MeOwy" ...
On Mar 25, 8:07 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
Where sheriff?


L.


I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.


What may I help you with?


Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica


We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U
neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!


FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
............see? cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey-
We beddur go wookin fur dose fings Mosey (an geddoutta da weigh ob da
aggweeved kitte, purr fing). Mine own mommys tayle wuz tayken aweigh
an she nebber got it bak. Butted she dint seem to kare boutted it.
Meowy, zoomin aweigh onna toof'ntayle surch


Zooomz wiff yerownself..owta da way uff da aggweeved kittee..
off up n uhwaaaaaaaaaay in da porter UP!!
Umkay den..I gnow warre da Toof Farweey iz, n I kan git et/dem bak frum
hur..
bribe hur wif sum ...wat dew weeeeee brybe hur wiff..??
yerown mom n beauty's tailz r gone..but dey r sumwear.
YUP
Heeeeeeeey Daaat kan be owr adbensure..
"Fynd Mizzing Tayle n Teef. " ..
I hadd 3 uff myown fangs steeld..n I want em bak..MrrrrrrrrrrT!!!
Mosey .........goin wiff yew
uh 'Tail uff Tew Kitty"z'-


I gno dis is seereeus bizzyniss Mosey, butted yew mayking me waff
abouttit.
We duzn't need mine mommycatz tayle cuz she at RB an purrbly has bin
reyoonited wif dat tayle. She wooked kyoot wifout a tayle, furry
cuddly.
Meowy, zoooomminnn awf wif Mosey


Ohhhhh umkay..
butted we styll gotz tew fynd da mizzing teef den..dunt weee?
I mizz myown fangz. I kant eet mine kibblez gug wiffowt dem.
Evil TED who tayked dem..mrrrrrrrrrrt.
Shur, letz go zooming ..dat iz sew fun..innit?
Mosey



  #36  
Old March 28th 10, 03:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Posts: 1,652
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On Mar 27, 3:43*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
"MeOwy"
On Mar 26, 5:35 pm, "Mosey *=^..^=" "MeOwy" ...





On Mar 25, 8:07 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
Where sheriff?


L.


I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.


What may I help you with?


Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica


We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U
neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!


FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
............see? cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey-
We beddur go wookin fur dose fings Mosey (an geddoutta da weigh ob da
aggweeved kitte, purr fing). Mine own mommys tayle wuz tayken aweigh
an she nebber got it bak. Butted she dint seem to kare boutted it.
Meowy, zoomin aweigh onna toof'ntayle surch


Zooomz wiff yerownself..owta da way uff da aggweeved kittee..
off up n uhwaaaaaaaaaay in da porter UP!!
Umkay den..I gnow warre da Toof Farweey iz, n I kan git et/dem bak frum
hur..
bribe hur wif sum ...wat dew weeeeee brybe hur wiff..??
yerown mom n beauty's tailz r gone..but dey r sumwear.
YUP
Heeeeeeeey Daaat kan be owr adbensure..
"Fynd Mizzing Tayle n Teef. " ..
I hadd 3 uff myown fangs steeld..n I want em bak..MrrrrrrrrrrT!!!
Mosey .........goin wiff yew
uh 'Tail uff Tew Kitty"z'-
I gno dis is seereeus bizzyniss Mosey, butted yew mayking me waff
abouttit.
We duzn't need mine mommycatz tayle cuz she at RB an purrbly has bin
reyoonited wif dat tayle. *She wooked kyoot wifout a tayle, furry
cuddly.
Meowy, zoooomminnn awf wif Mosey


Ohhhhh umkay..
butted we styll gotz tew fynd da mizzing teef den..dunt weee?
I mizz myown fangz. *I kant eet mine kibblez gug wiffowt dem.
Evil TED who tayked dem..mrrrrrrrrrrt.
Shur, letz go zooming ..dat iz sew fun..innit?
Mosey- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wuz dat thwee teefs? Mosey? Den it muts be A Tayle ob Thwee Kitteez
Teef.
Huh? I fink I gno ware to wook. Wettz zoom offur dere furry fast
Mosey.
Meowy, taking off fur sumware
  #37  
Old March 28th 10, 05:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_4_]
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Posts: 61
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"MeOwy"
On Mar 27, 3:43 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" "MeOwy"
On Mar 26, 5:35 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" "MeOwy" ...


On Mar 25, 8:07 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
Where sheriff?


L.


I'm right here. I haven't been meowing because I've been on my
meowey-moon with Stormmee.


What may I help you with?


Rosco P. Catrane, Age 5
Sheriff Of Catmerica


We ask 4 u ofur 1 munth ago. Culprit cud b milez away by now. U
neglekting
duty! thwap! thwap!


FIND WHOEFUR DIDIT!


"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah


Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
Umm..dew yoo reelizr yooo jest thwapD da Sherrif?
Hoo jest gotted winked??
Chyll owt, LL..hab sum nip wine...iz umkay
Da Toof Fareey gotz yer toofy n iz tayling vury gudgud kare uff
et..yeUP
I seed et myownself. Hay, I l gotted 3 uff mine fangs stole..
............see? cheeeeeeeeeez
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, n uh Praxtising Diplocat ...
Mosey-
We beddur go wookin fur dose fings Mosey (an geddoutta da weigh ob da
aggweeved kitte, purr fing). Mine own mommys tayle wuz tayken aweigh
an she nebber got it bak. Butted she dint seem to kare boutted it.
Meowy, zoomin aweigh onna toof'ntayle surch


Zooomz wiff yerownself..owta da way uff da aggweeved kittee..
off up n uhwaaaaaaaaaay in da porter UP!!
Umkay den..I gnow warre da Toof Farweey iz, n I kan git et/dem bak frum
hur..
bribe hur wif sum ...wat dew weeeeee brybe hur wiff..??
yerown mom n beauty's tailz r gone..but dey r sumwear.
YUP
Heeeeeeeey Daaat kan be owr adbensure..
"Fynd Mizzing Tayle n Teef. " ..
I hadd 3 uff myown fangs steeld..n I want em bak..MrrrrrrrrrrT!!!
Mosey .........goin wiff yew
uh 'Tail uff Tew Kitty"z'-
I gno dis is seereeus bizzyniss Mosey, butted yew mayking me waff
abouttit.
We duzn't need mine mommycatz tayle cuz she at RB an purrbly has bin
reyoonited wif dat tayle. She wooked kyoot wifout a tayle, furry
cuddly.
Meowy, zoooomminnn awf wif Mosey


Ohhhhh umkay..
butted we styll gotz tew fynd da mizzing teef den..dunt weee?
I mizz myown fangz. I kant eet mine kibblez gug wiffowt dem.
Evil TED who tayked dem..mrrrrrrrrrrt.
Shur, letz go zooming ..dat iz sew fun..innit?
Mosey- -


Wuz dat thwee teefs? Mosey? Den it muts be A Tayle ob Thwee Kitteez
Teef.
Huh? I fink I gno ware to wook. Wettz zoom offur dere furry fast
Mosey.
Meowy, taking off fur sumware


Umkkay..et wuz free uff myown teef n une uf Louise'z sew dat maykes
for teef we gotz tew git Watevur.
Mosey
-Off tew zoom wif MeOwy sumware


 




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