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Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013



 
 
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Old June 29th 13, 07:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

Miss Tina Marie, Sinze Cinnamon, Assitant to Secretary of Interior,
went to the bridge in January. This position is open.

Wud yu akzept diz pozishun?
Yu awlzo mite wanna shtart uh Maine Coon Club, tho we awlreddy
hab uh Tuffted Eer Club (TEC) that I yam pretty shur yu wud b kwallyfied
tu joyn.
--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Ms. Pitoonya,

I'd like to appoint myself Miss Tina Marie, Maine Coon Delegation.
Here are my qualifications. swishes around bottlebrush tail Does I
pass?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008


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Old June 30th 13, 10:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

*** Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya

Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise, Woo Too
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ... Ralph de Ralf
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Ralph de Ralf
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Cinnamon
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ... GrowlTiger the Depradatator
Assitant Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Cinnamon ... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

GrowlTiger the Depradatator ... Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Harri ... Assistant Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin


Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure

Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee

N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Ralph de Ralf ... Secretary of Defense & Secretary of Elder Kitties
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees
WooToo ... Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
& Maggie May Bittee Committee
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Squeekz
Memfurrz:
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
, Sundance, Sunrise, Woo Too
and all other interested kitteez

Respeckfully submittid,

Pit2ô.ônya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah

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Old July 1st 13, 12:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

Ms. Pitoonya,

I'd like to appoint myself Miss Tina Marie, Maine Coon Delegation. Here are my qualifications. swishes around bottlebrush tail Does I pass?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008
  #4  
Old July 1st 13, 02:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ann791
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

On 6/30/2013 5:59 PM, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
*** Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya

Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise, Woo Too
and all other interested kitteez

Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ... Ralph de Ralf
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ... WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Ralph de Ralf
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Cinnamon
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ... GrowlTiger the Depradatator
Assitant Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri

Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon

Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee

Cinnamon ... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy

GrowlTiger the Depradatator ... Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin

Harri ... Assistant Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin


Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure

Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...

MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee

N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.

OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties

Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Ralph de Ralf ... Secretary of Defense & Secretary of Elder Kitties
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff

Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees
WooToo ... Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
& Maggie May Bittee Committee
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Squeekz
Memfurrz:
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
, Sundance, Sunrise, Woo Too
and all other interested kitteez

Respeckfully submittid,

Pit2ô.ônya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah



Our fursister Cinnamon Assitant to Secretary of Interior went to the
bridge in January. The position is open.

Samwise & Lucy Lu
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Old July 2nd 13, 06:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

Didja nowetiz dat DummMeowmee gotted da daayte rong? Duhhh!
Ennywayz, Miss Tina Marie, Sinze Cinnamon, Assitant to Secretary of
Interior,
went to the bridge in January. This position is open.

Wud yu akzept diz pozishun?
Yu awlzo mite wanna shtart uh Maine Coon Club, tho we awlreddy
hab uh Tuffted Eer Club (TEC) that I yam pretty shur yu wud b kwallyfied
tu joyn.
--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee



--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Miss Tina Marie, Sinze Cinnamon, Assitant to Secretary of Interior,
went to the bridge in January. This position is open.

Wud yu akzept diz pozishun?
Yu awlzo mite wanna shtart uh Maine Coon Club, tho we awlreddy
hab uh Tuffted Eer Club (TEC) that I yam pretty shur yu wud b
kwallyfied tu joyn.
--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Ms. Pitoonya,

I'd like to appoint myself Miss Tina Marie, Maine Coon Delegation.
Here are my qualifications. swishes around bottlebrush tail Does
I pass?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008



  #6  
Old July 2nd 13, 10:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

Ms. Pittonya,

Yes, I egg-cept the position! Fangu!

At this time, I am also fur-nouncing that I am starting a Maine Coon Club! If you are all Maine Coon or part Maine Coon, any color or tabby striping, or even have extra tosies, you are welcome!

Fangu,
Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008
Assistant Secretary Of The Interior
  #7  
Old July 3rd 13, 02:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

Du yu not awlzo hab Eer Tuftz, lyka lynx, buttid nottid so pronownzt?
--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee, Purrezident ov da TEC (Tufftid Eer Club.

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Ms. Pittonya,

Yes, I egg-cept the position! Fangu!

At this time, I am also fur-nouncing that I am starting a Maine Coon
Club! If you are all Maine Coon or part Maine Coon, any color or
tabby striping, or even have extra tosies, you are welcome!

Fangu,
Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008
Assistant Secretary Of The Interior


  #8  
Old July 3rd 13, 04:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

Kan myownself joyn dis klub? I duznt reely kno if I iz a Maine Coon kittee,
but lotz uv hoominz an kitteez fingkz I lukz like wun.

Rebecca

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Ms. Pittonya,

Yes, I egg-cept the position! Fangu!

At this time, I am also fur-nouncing that I am starting a Maine Coon Club!
If you are all Maine Coon or part Maine Coon, any color or tabby striping,
or even have extra tosies, you are welcome!

Fangu,
Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008
Assistant Secretary Of The Interior



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Old July 3rd 13, 02:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ann791
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013

On 7/2/2013 5:23 PM, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Ms. Pittonya,

Yes, I egg-cept the position! Fangu!

At this time, I am also fur-nouncing that I am starting a Maine Coon Club! If you are all Maine Coon or part Maine Coon, any color or tabby striping, or even have extra tosies, you are welcome!

Fangu,
Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008
Assistant Secretary Of The Interior

Hi Miss Tina I'm part Maine Coon and would like to join the club.

Samwise
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Old July 4th 13, 06:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Offurrzurz ov Catmerica, Jooly 2013


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Miss Tina Marie, Sinze Cinnamon, Assitant to Secretary of Interior,
went to the bridge in January. This position is open.

Wud yu akzept diz pozishun?
Yu awlzo mite wanna shtart uh Maine Coon Club, tho we awlreddy
hab uh Tuffted Eer Club (TEC) that I yam pretty shur yu wud b
kwallyfied tu joyn.
--
Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Ms. Pitoonya,

I'd like to appoint myself Miss Tina Marie, Maine Coon Delegation.
Here are my qualifications. swishes around bottlebrush tail Does
I pass?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 8
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008



 




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